Matthew 🦃
@krubuntu.onlydreamsnow.com
Husband of one & father of five , at times I'll Photoshop stuff. He/Him
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butlerian jihad but only for leaf blowers
November 26, 2025 at 6:00 PM
butlerian jihad but only for leaf blowers
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Big fan of those who've started saying their creative work is made by humans, more folks should do that
November 26, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Big fan of those who've started saying their creative work is made by humans, more folks should do that
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God has let Bolsonaro slip the icy cold grip of death time and time again just so this moment can happen
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:30 PM
God has let Bolsonaro slip the icy cold grip of death time and time again just so this moment can happen
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Are my broken headphones kermit the frog? Many users feel they’re looking at a real muppet. Scientists say it’s time to consider whether they’re onto something
November 26, 2025 at 6:45 AM
Are my broken headphones kermit the frog? Many users feel they’re looking at a real muppet. Scientists say it’s time to consider whether they’re onto something
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christmas music turned on at work
November 25, 2025 at 7:31 PM
christmas music turned on at work
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Traffic cops everywhere. Watch your speed Portland
November 25, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Traffic cops everywhere. Watch your speed Portland
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No one at the rap battle will wait for me to type my prompts
November 25, 2025 at 12:24 PM
No one at the rap battle will wait for me to type my prompts
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man, trump fucked our economy. under joe biden, you could buy a car with this
November 25, 2025 at 5:04 AM
man, trump fucked our economy. under joe biden, you could buy a car with this
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Best Buy has finished executing every member of the geek squad
November 25, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Best Buy has finished executing every member of the geek squad
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Im watching you sleep
📍Account based in:
Your Walls
📍Account based in:
Your Walls
November 25, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Im watching you sleep
📍Account based in:
Your Walls
📍Account based in:
Your Walls
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the best star wars movie is Spaceballs
November 25, 2025 at 3:21 AM
the best star wars movie is Spaceballs
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An elegant solution to the "pulling ai company investments would collapse the economy" is simply taking all the ai people's money away too
November 25, 2025 at 3:56 AM
An elegant solution to the "pulling ai company investments would collapse the economy" is simply taking all the ai people's money away too
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Rachel Campos Duffy is talking about Amerikkkans losing trust in the FBI after the case against Comey was thrown out and how scary that is. Bitch, I'm black. You're Mexican. J Edgar Hoover had a lot of words for both of us in the 60s. Boo hoo white people are gonna be targeted by he FBi. Cry more.
November 25, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Rachel Campos Duffy is talking about Amerikkkans losing trust in the FBI after the case against Comey was thrown out and how scary that is. Bitch, I'm black. You're Mexican. J Edgar Hoover had a lot of words for both of us in the 60s. Boo hoo white people are gonna be targeted by he FBi. Cry more.
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I watch commercials and get angry because of the exploitative nature of capitalism. You watch commercials and get angry cos there's a biracial couple eating cereal. We're not the same. Baby brained dickshit losers.
November 25, 2025 at 2:53 AM
I watch commercials and get angry because of the exploitative nature of capitalism. You watch commercials and get angry cos there's a biracial couple eating cereal. We're not the same. Baby brained dickshit losers.
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Band of Brothers “Bastogne” (2001)
biscuits is being a little bathtub weirdo currently licking the shower curtain and purring loudly
November 25, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Band of Brothers “Bastogne” (2001)
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Mother FUCK that is on the nose…
November 25, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Mother FUCK that is on the nose…
Six year old made herself a charcuterie board this morning. Bologna, hot dogs, and mayo.
November 24, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Six year old made herself a charcuterie board this morning. Bologna, hot dogs, and mayo.
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They used to make fuckin MOVIES
easy
November 24, 2025 at 7:13 AM
They used to make fuckin MOVIES
Finally watched Tenet last nigh, a film that according to @dennisbhooper.bsky.social , Ben Shapiro does not post about. I was like, huh? for about the first 45 minutes but eventually I was like, okay this rules.
November 24, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Finally watched Tenet last nigh, a film that according to @dennisbhooper.bsky.social , Ben Shapiro does not post about. I was like, huh? for about the first 45 minutes but eventually I was like, okay this rules.
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November 24, 2025 at 5:18 PM