Liz G Witter
@lizgwitt7.bsky.social
32, they/them, certified hater and yapper
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The "WC" on toilet doors stands for "we crappin'"
September 14, 2025 at 4:43 PM
The "WC" on toilet doors stands for "we crappin'"
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Hey, you know how CBS News is getting turned into a right-wing propaganda hose? If this goes through, the same thing will happen to CNN. However bad you think CNN currently is, it'll get so much worse.
September 11, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Hey, you know how CBS News is getting turned into a right-wing propaganda hose? If this goes through, the same thing will happen to CNN. However bad you think CNN currently is, it'll get so much worse.
Watching a clip of Hozier singing Abstract at a concert
Me: it might reflect something that my favorite song from this album is about road kill
Husband: … what??
Tries to show husband where he sings about the light leaving the road kill’s eyes
Husband: he’s not saying anything
Me: it might reflect something that my favorite song from this album is about road kill
Husband: … what??
Tries to show husband where he sings about the light leaving the road kill’s eyes
Husband: he’s not saying anything
August 22, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Watching a clip of Hozier singing Abstract at a concert
Me: it might reflect something that my favorite song from this album is about road kill
Husband: … what??
Tries to show husband where he sings about the light leaving the road kill’s eyes
Husband: he’s not saying anything
Me: it might reflect something that my favorite song from this album is about road kill
Husband: … what??
Tries to show husband where he sings about the light leaving the road kill’s eyes
Husband: he’s not saying anything
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Zohran Mamdani is saying things like “poverty is a policy choice and politicians have a duty to their constituents to make their lives affordable” and it is making a lot of politicians very very scared that they may actually have to start doing some actual service in their public service jobs.
June 27, 2025 at 10:27 AM
Zohran Mamdani is saying things like “poverty is a policy choice and politicians have a duty to their constituents to make their lives affordable” and it is making a lot of politicians very very scared that they may actually have to start doing some actual service in their public service jobs.
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these are our brothers and we should be building a better world together
June 14, 2025 at 5:39 PM
these are our brothers and we should be building a better world together
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Luigi Mangione, accused in federal court of killing a health insurance executive in Manhattan, pleaded not guilty to a murder charge that could bring the death penalty. The judge also warned the U.S. attorney general to temper her statements about Mangione to ensure a fair trial. nyti.ms/3GqMKT7
April 25, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Luigi Mangione, accused in federal court of killing a health insurance executive in Manhattan, pleaded not guilty to a murder charge that could bring the death penalty. The judge also warned the U.S. attorney general to temper her statements about Mangione to ensure a fair trial. nyti.ms/3GqMKT7
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Man, this is a pretty fucking gross move from Amazon, huh? Good on @bookshop.org for not mincing words, though:
April 25, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Man, this is a pretty fucking gross move from Amazon, huh? Good on @bookshop.org for not mincing words, though:
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People sometimes ask "what are the crimes" and let me tell y'all, as a lawyer, that intentionally copying, altering, destroying, or disrupting government computer systems is super-duper illegal if you don't have a spotless paper trail authorizing it, which none of these DOGE people do.
my endorsement for any democratic presidential candidate who promises to send the entire DOGE team to prison
This is insane and everyone involved needs to be sued into oblivion and then go directly to jail
April 24, 2025 at 9:47 PM
People sometimes ask "what are the crimes" and let me tell y'all, as a lawyer, that intentionally copying, altering, destroying, or disrupting government computer systems is super-duper illegal if you don't have a spotless paper trail authorizing it, which none of these DOGE people do.
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I would be using one hand, because the other would be needed for calling a lawyer to sue Delta so far into oblivion that DEI would be back on the menu.
April 25, 2025 at 9:49 PM
I would be using one hand, because the other would be needed for calling a lawyer to sue Delta so far into oblivion that DEI would be back on the menu.
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It’s a great pun in Chinese, since it’s pronounced very similarly (in some dialects identically) to an old title for the Emperor:
万税爷 wànshuìyé vs 万岁爷 wànsuìyé (the “Lord of Ten Thousand Years”)
万税爷 wànshuìyé vs 万岁爷 wànsuìyé (the “Lord of Ten Thousand Years”)
I am going to start using "10,000% Tariff Grandpa" every day now
April 24, 2025 at 7:31 PM
It’s a great pun in Chinese, since it’s pronounced very similarly (in some dialects identically) to an old title for the Emperor:
万税爷 wànshuìyé vs 万岁爷 wànsuìyé (the “Lord of Ten Thousand Years”)
万税爷 wànshuìyé vs 万岁爷 wànsuìyé (the “Lord of Ten Thousand Years”)
I’m homesick.
Thinking about how I miss being close to my siblings (proximity-wise). I wish I could just drive to them and grab some cheap fast food.
Even if I could do that, I’m not the only one who moved out. I hope I can see them all together soon.
Thinking about how I miss being close to my siblings (proximity-wise). I wish I could just drive to them and grab some cheap fast food.
Even if I could do that, I’m not the only one who moved out. I hope I can see them all together soon.
April 25, 2025 at 3:20 AM
I’m homesick.
Thinking about how I miss being close to my siblings (proximity-wise). I wish I could just drive to them and grab some cheap fast food.
Even if I could do that, I’m not the only one who moved out. I hope I can see them all together soon.
Thinking about how I miss being close to my siblings (proximity-wise). I wish I could just drive to them and grab some cheap fast food.
Even if I could do that, I’m not the only one who moved out. I hope I can see them all together soon.
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"AI is coming, its inevitable" no its not you sniveling weirdo. how are those 3D TVs going. how are NFT markets looking these days. Seen anything cool in the metaverse lately?
anyone who says we need to resign to using it, that itll be here whether we like it or not, is a feckless dipshit.
anyone who says we need to resign to using it, that itll be here whether we like it or not, is a feckless dipshit.
April 24, 2025 at 9:17 AM
"AI is coming, its inevitable" no its not you sniveling weirdo. how are those 3D TVs going. how are NFT markets looking these days. Seen anything cool in the metaverse lately?
anyone who says we need to resign to using it, that itll be here whether we like it or not, is a feckless dipshit.
anyone who says we need to resign to using it, that itll be here whether we like it or not, is a feckless dipshit.
Once again my brain is gnawing on the bars of its enclosure because I so desperately want to do something creative and I am merely surviving this hellscape
April 25, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Once again my brain is gnawing on the bars of its enclosure because I so desperately want to do something creative and I am merely surviving this hellscape
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Me looking through all the mascots on Sanrio's poll site to find Big Challenges
April 12, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Me looking through all the mascots on Sanrio's poll site to find Big Challenges
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We have 1.5 years before midterms and 3.5 years to get our voting affairs in order. Get ya passports, make sure everything is in order. Those in need of assistance, let's assist them. We can fight voter suppression as best as we can
April 11, 2025 at 8:04 PM
We have 1.5 years before midterms and 3.5 years to get our voting affairs in order. Get ya passports, make sure everything is in order. Those in need of assistance, let's assist them. We can fight voter suppression as best as we can
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we are living in fascism right now
April 11, 2025 at 8:03 PM
we are living in fascism right now
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One way we can save the country is to continue bullying Elon until something cool happens
"I want to state this as clearly as I can: Nearly choking up on national TV as you lament your falling stock price is weak shit." www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
Elon Musk can’t take the heat
The numbers say anti-Tesla protests are working. So do Musk's increasingly unhinged actions.
www.motherjones.com
April 4, 2025 at 3:58 AM
One way we can save the country is to continue bullying Elon until something cool happens
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THE ISSUE IS NOT THAT THEY ACCIDENTALLY ADDED A JOURNALIST, IT'S THAT THEY'RE DOING WAR PLANS ON AN UNSECURE APP AND ALSO IT'S CLEAR JUST KIND OF GUESSING WHAT PRESIDENT BRAINMELT WANTS BECAUSE HE'S NOT CAPABLE OF TELLING THEM
March 27, 2025 at 4:54 PM
THE ISSUE IS NOT THAT THEY ACCIDENTALLY ADDED A JOURNALIST, IT'S THAT THEY'RE DOING WAR PLANS ON AN UNSECURE APP AND ALSO IT'S CLEAR JUST KIND OF GUESSING WHAT PRESIDENT BRAINMELT WANTS BECAUSE HE'S NOT CAPABLE OF TELLING THEM
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NPR's @michelmartinnpr.bsky.social speaks with Senator Mark Kelly (D-Ariz.) about the revelation that top intelligence officials discussed military plans on the publicly available messaging app Signal.
Sen. Mark Kelly calls for Pete Hegseth to resign after Signal leak
NPR's Michel Martin speaks with Senator Mark Kelly (D-Ariz.) about the revelation that top intelligence officials discussed military plans on the publicly available messaging app Signal.
www.npr.org
March 27, 2025 at 4:58 PM
NPR's @michelmartinnpr.bsky.social speaks with Senator Mark Kelly (D-Ariz.) about the revelation that top intelligence officials discussed military plans on the publicly available messaging app Signal.