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I'm glad this detective on #thetraitors has retired. She is an appalling judge of character and she is now just making stuff up.
January 8, 2026 at 8:42 PM
I'm glad this detective on #thetraitors has retired. She is an appalling judge of character and she is now just making stuff up.
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"I'm not going to tell people I'm a police officer..." #TheTraitors
January 1, 2026 at 9:00 PM
"I'm not going to tell people I'm a police officer..." #TheTraitors
A great thread (as usual) which makes the very important point that pretending only "foreigners" are a threat to women is stupid, irresponsible and makes us all less safe.
I’m sure the “protect our women and girls” brigade will have plenty to say about this👍🏼
There are indeed some parts of our society that don’t treat women properly…
Here is a former TORY Councillor (and 5 OTHER men) charged with the rape and sexual assault of HIS WIFE
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There are indeed some parts of our society that don’t treat women properly…
Here is a former TORY Councillor (and 5 OTHER men) charged with the rape and sexual assault of HIS WIFE
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December 23, 2025 at 1:02 PM
A great thread (as usual) which makes the very important point that pretending only "foreigners" are a threat to women is stupid, irresponsible and makes us all less safe.
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Anyone noticed how UK media is a lot less obsessed with Farage’s alleged antisemitism than Corbyn’s alleged antisemitism?
Odd that.
Odd that.
December 6, 2025 at 9:23 AM
Anyone noticed how UK media is a lot less obsessed with Farage’s alleged antisemitism than Corbyn’s alleged antisemitism?
Odd that.
Odd that.
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While we're waiting for the Group selections to be made, an explainer on how it works
youtu.be/DsQpWBSjVzI?...
youtu.be/DsQpWBSjVzI?...
Alan Partridge on the 1994 World Cup
YouTube video by 2014WorldCupBrazil
youtu.be
December 5, 2025 at 6:32 PM
While we're waiting for the Group selections to be made, an explainer on how it works
youtu.be/DsQpWBSjVzI?...
youtu.be/DsQpWBSjVzI?...
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I don't think I've ever talked on Bluesky about why I hate the Foo Fighters and Dave Grohl.
Don't read any further unless you're prepared for uncomfortable truths about the "Nicest Guy in Rock", and his very substantial body count & subsequent cover-up.
Don't read any further unless you're prepared for uncomfortable truths about the "Nicest Guy in Rock", and his very substantial body count & subsequent cover-up.
September 16, 2023 at 10:12 PM
I don't think I've ever talked on Bluesky about why I hate the Foo Fighters and Dave Grohl.
Don't read any further unless you're prepared for uncomfortable truths about the "Nicest Guy in Rock", and his very substantial body count & subsequent cover-up.
Don't read any further unless you're prepared for uncomfortable truths about the "Nicest Guy in Rock", and his very substantial body count & subsequent cover-up.
Ooo, Steps on Strictly? Glittery!
November 22, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Ooo, Steps on Strictly? Glittery!
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high-level drug dealers: "we never mention anything illegal over text. basic details of transit and logistics are discussed only via encrypted comms."
child sex traffickers: "lmao the future president hurt himself in my pedophile mansion bc he was too busy oogling naked children"
child sex traffickers: "lmao the future president hurt himself in my pedophile mansion bc he was too busy oogling naked children"
November 12, 2025 at 9:12 PM
high-level drug dealers: "we never mention anything illegal over text. basic details of transit and logistics are discussed only via encrypted comms."
child sex traffickers: "lmao the future president hurt himself in my pedophile mansion bc he was too busy oogling naked children"
child sex traffickers: "lmao the future president hurt himself in my pedophile mansion bc he was too busy oogling naked children"
November 6, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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King Prince Charles is visiting the Vatican today, presumably to request Prince Andrew be moved to a different parish after some trouble.
October 20, 2025 at 4:41 PM
King Prince Charles is visiting the Vatican today, presumably to request Prince Andrew be moved to a different parish after some trouble.
The Americans i follow on here are posting about the horrifying rise of fascism. The Brits? Celia's fart
October 15, 2025 at 10:12 PM
The Americans i follow on here are posting about the horrifying rise of fascism. The Brits? Celia's fart
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If anyone needs me I will be in the museum, lying down next to the bog bodies.
October 13, 2025 at 5:58 PM
If anyone needs me I will be in the museum, lying down next to the bog bodies.
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It’s a "crisis" when immigrants "take jobs away", but "innovation" when machines do. Funny.
October 8, 2025 at 8:07 AM
It’s a "crisis" when immigrants "take jobs away", but "innovation" when machines do. Funny.
Yep. I gave it my daughter's Y7 maths challenge and it failed. It's designed to lie to you and it's ruinous for the planet.
Every time you use stupid ChatGPT, a thing that I once saw get a long multiplication sum wrong, it uses ten times as much electricity as searching the same thing on Google and the server cooling systems mean each use consumes half a litre of water.
October 4, 2025 at 9:15 AM
Yep. I gave it my daughter's Y7 maths challenge and it failed. It's designed to lie to you and it's ruinous for the planet.
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Starmer and Trump: 'Completely different, yet genuinely get on'
Starmer and Trump: 'Completely different, yet genuinely get on'
The BBC's Political Editor Chris Mason and North America Editor Sarah Smith discuss what's at stake for both sides during the trip.
www.bbc.com
September 17, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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if inclusivity doesn't make you smile you have no soul. people are just walking around saying 'there are too many Muslims' and getting quoted in national press like that is some kind of normal thing to say. what does that even mean???
September 16, 2025 at 10:55 AM
if inclusivity doesn't make you smile you have no soul. people are just walking around saying 'there are too many Muslims' and getting quoted in national press like that is some kind of normal thing to say. what does that even mean???
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Oh weird the image of fascist crackdowns on protest has left a stain the regime can't fully scrub away!
They erased the new Banksy mural in London. But the stain remains.
September 10, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Oh weird the image of fascist crackdowns on protest has left a stain the regime can't fully scrub away!
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This gets progressively funnier with every use of the term "floppy".
![One of Britain’s most senior police officers has launched an angry tirade against Extinction Rebellion protesters going “all floppy” when they get arrested.
Sir Stephen House, the deputy commissioner of the Metropolitan police, said the tactic of going limp was a “flipping nuisance” as it required extra officers to drag protesters away.
House told a London assembly police and crime committee hearing: “We have asked them to stop being floppy. And that might seem like a silly thing to say, but when we arrest them and pick them up, they go all floppy, which is why you see four or five officers carrying them away. It’s a complete waste of officers’ time, and a complete pain in the neck.”
Extinction Rebellion: how successful were the latest protests?
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House also expressed annoyance at how the tactic made the police look heavy-handed. He said: “The problem with them going floppy and four offices carrying them away [is that it] looks to the general public like police are overreacting here. We’re not making them go floppy. They’re just sort of being a nuisance.”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:7uvcqt45oqlutlrtgx7bpodq/bafkreie7yqxb4cj2t4gxftiqsno5wgk2kczb5vbtj7wh2b2u5sjtqtdrku@jpeg)
September 5, 2025 at 8:27 PM
This gets progressively funnier with every use of the term "floppy".
Fuck. Off
September 1, 2025 at 7:30 AM
Fuck. Off
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UTA dropped Bob Vylan but represents Chris Brown just so you know where the line of acceptability is
July 5, 2025 at 7:59 AM
UTA dropped Bob Vylan but represents Chris Brown just so you know where the line of acceptability is
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we're all gonna die but this is tremendous content
June 5, 2025 at 7:24 PM
we're all gonna die but this is tremendous content
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Lives in a nice house and suddenly he must have 'panicked in the moment', fucking hell fire
May 28, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Lives in a nice house and suddenly he must have 'panicked in the moment', fucking hell fire
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It was all building to this massive, hopefully entertaining (and helpful?) piece:
The 92 things I learned from visiting every Football League club in a season
inews.co.uk/sport/footba...
The 92 things I learned from visiting every Football League club in a season
inews.co.uk/sport/footba...
92 things I learned by visiting all 92 football league clubs this season
From remarkable fans to terrible trains and an unrivalled pie, my odyssey to all four corners of this footballing nation has been an exhausting, exhilarating experience
inews.co.uk
May 26, 2025 at 6:51 AM
It was all building to this massive, hopefully entertaining (and helpful?) piece:
The 92 things I learned from visiting every Football League club in a season
inews.co.uk/sport/footba...
The 92 things I learned from visiting every Football League club in a season
inews.co.uk/sport/footba...
We're all Austrian aren't we #eurovision
May 18, 2025 at 1:22 AM
We're all Austrian aren't we #eurovision