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hi hello! 🎶 lady himbo 💖 she/any, dumb but cute and knows it ✨
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Hey all,

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Fellowships last six months, pay well, and provide full benefits.

You can apply at theonion.com/fellowship.
Fellowship
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December 3, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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Their next step is always: “I know what will work: force people to be moms”
December 3, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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sign at the tj maxx says "last minute gifts".......... it's december 3rd
December 3, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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Every dollar JK Rowling makes from Harry Potter is going into bankrolling an extortion racket issuing legal threats to organizations across the UK to purge themselves of trans people or face ruinous lawfare.
i hope every single person who still buys harry potter merch or engages with that franchise is happy that they're literally making girl guides cry

girl guides uk have been forced very much against their will to exclude trans girls. full statement is here: www.girlguiding.org.uk/information-...
December 2, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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YOU THERE, SELF-HATING PERSON WITH LOW SELF ESTEEM!

SAY SOMETHING POSITIVE ABOUT YOURSELF! COMPLIMENT YOURSELF RIGHT NOW! I DON'T CARE THAT IT'S TORTURE OR FEELS FAKE! KEEP TRYING UNTIL YOU CAN SAY IT OUT LOUD! KEEP REPEATING IT UNTIL IT IS NOT A WHISPER! KEEP GOING EVERY DAY UNTIL YOU BELIEVE IT!
December 2, 2025 at 8:14 AM
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Chiitan is the warlord of love, friendship and happiness 🌈⚔️
Chiitan Knight will continue to spread his message until there are no more transgender people who are subjected to unjustified criticism and slander♡
Let's create a world where we can all love freely🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈
December 2, 2025 at 12:50 PM
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an advent calendar with each day providing a small piece of the mystical sword needed to fight Santa when he finally breaks in
December 2, 2025 at 1:18 PM
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Here's where you disappoint me. Just say ban. Ban!
This shit is already turning out to be one of the most harmful tech innovations of the 21st century. It needs to be regulated at least as much as tobacco, if not banned outright from most economic spheres
November 30, 2025 at 11:23 AM
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Saruman the White
Some of those dogs at the dog show are just obscene abominations unto the lord.
November 29, 2025 at 9:56 AM
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You don’t get to tie an albatross around your neck and then complain about people telling you that you smell like a rotting bird corpse
November 28, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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*launches a pie rescue for all unwanted pie
November 27, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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Mike Johnson whining about how hard it is to have the job of being evil and perpetuating evil is so hilariously wormy
November 27, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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No we can't tell you what Operation TrumpScrub is about.
They didn’t even try to name it something less obvious lmao
Newly released emails show the FBI spent almost $1 million in overtime analyzing the Epstein files as part of an effort dubbed the “Special Redaction Project."
November 26, 2025 at 6:14 PM
New Alton Brown cooking a turkey on youtube is exactly what I needed today, I’m gonna watch it like 10 times just like every episode of Good Eats 🍗
November 26, 2025 at 11:47 AM
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I will take this dumb take as a flimsy springboard to show the absolutely exquisite apple pie that my friend made of me and my husband for our wedding
November 25, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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Hey you
November 25, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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Bodied by my eldest , frankly
November 24, 2025 at 1:14 PM
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In reflection, these leaves fallen across a puddle, have found a way back into their parents’ arms.
November 23, 2025 at 10:04 AM
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Hello does anyone want to fund my one woman startup to make sure 25 tech bros don't blot out the sun
A 25-person startup is developing technology to block the sun and turn down the planet’s thermostat.

The stakes are huge — and the company and its critics say regulations need to catch up.

Read more: politi.co/4iaojIc
November 23, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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I misread this image so badly that I can only really hope to illustrate what I saw.

( Also a good excuse for an #art study )
November 23, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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"AI is coming, its inevitable" no its not you sniveling weirdo. how are those 3D TVs going. how are NFT markets looking these days. Seen anything cool in the metaverse lately?

anyone who says we need to resign to using it, that itll be here whether we like it or not, is a feckless dipshit.
April 24, 2025 at 9:17 AM
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At least the 2008 crash was about a bet that housing would never decline. The next one will be about betting that six companies who sell each other magic beans would never decline
November 17, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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Friendly reminder to anyone who is gonna be around babies this holiday season to please make sure your TDAP is up to date!
November 21, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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Elon introduces feature on twitter that allows anyone to see where the account is located.

All the far right and pro Israel meme accounts turn out to not be based in the US.

Elon shuts down the feature
November 22, 2025 at 9:54 PM