LynnMcC
@lynnmc.bsky.social
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nice joke you have there. would be a shame if i replied with a different, much worse, punchline
November 18, 2024 at 2:51 PM
nice joke you have there. would be a shame if i replied with a different, much worse, punchline
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I love this website
November 19, 2024 at 3:29 AM
I love this website
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Sammie wanted to sit in the hammock. But she does not understand the physics of hammock.
July 6, 2024 at 11:13 PM
Sammie wanted to sit in the hammock. But she does not understand the physics of hammock.
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The American version of Most Haunted is just me sitting at my desk telling my friend about all the employees, friends, job recruiters, and boyfriends who have ghosted me
October 2, 2023 at 4:34 PM
The American version of Most Haunted is just me sitting at my desk telling my friend about all the employees, friends, job recruiters, and boyfriends who have ghosted me
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I don’t kiss and tell but I will hug and discuss
October 2, 2023 at 4:45 PM
I don’t kiss and tell but I will hug and discuss
So what if I only like things that are the signs and symptoms of depression?
September 26, 2023 at 11:55 PM
So what if I only like things that are the signs and symptoms of depression?
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WHITE DUDE WITH DREADLOCKS: [writing to his girlfriend] my dearest Tallulah, it has been a fortnight since I entered Burning Man. we are nearly out of quinoa and Kind bars. please take good care of my HelloFresh promo code should I fail to return. namaste.
September 3, 2023 at 4:44 PM
WHITE DUDE WITH DREADLOCKS: [writing to his girlfriend] my dearest Tallulah, it has been a fortnight since I entered Burning Man. we are nearly out of quinoa and Kind bars. please take good care of my HelloFresh promo code should I fail to return. namaste.
YEAH FUCK THEM BIRDS
[after scoring a touchdown I point towards the sky]
Fuck you birds.
Fuck you birds.
September 2, 2023 at 3:37 PM
YEAH FUCK THEM BIRDS
How many people would it take to gently bully Billy Corgan into putting Zeitgeist back on Spotify? Asking for a friend.
September 2, 2023 at 3:19 PM
How many people would it take to gently bully Billy Corgan into putting Zeitgeist back on Spotify? Asking for a friend.
Remembering today that my ex-husband once called me a “loud pile of hair” in an argument and dying laughing all over again.
August 31, 2023 at 2:17 PM
Remembering today that my ex-husband once called me a “loud pile of hair” in an argument and dying laughing all over again.
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I still can’t believe how spectacularly Elon has ruined Twitter.
It’s like buying the New York Times and renaming it Suck My Ass and replacing the crossword puzzle with an ad for a penile implant.
It’s like buying the New York Times and renaming it Suck My Ass and replacing the crossword puzzle with an ad for a penile implant.
August 29, 2023 at 3:06 AM
I still can’t believe how spectacularly Elon has ruined Twitter.
It’s like buying the New York Times and renaming it Suck My Ass and replacing the crossword puzzle with an ad for a penile implant.
It’s like buying the New York Times and renaming it Suck My Ass and replacing the crossword puzzle with an ad for a penile implant.
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I've never felt closer to Kathy Bates.
August 26, 2023 at 8:36 PM
I've never felt closer to Kathy Bates.
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“a third pumpkin drink has hit the starbucks menus sir”
August 23, 2023 at 6:00 PM
“a third pumpkin drink has hit the starbucks menus sir”
Purplesaurus-Rex is a lifestyle.
August 26, 2023 at 6:02 PM
Purplesaurus-Rex is a lifestyle.
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“I’m not here to make friends,” I said to myself, but within the sacred walls of this Build-a-Bear, I would be proven wrong
August 23, 2023 at 6:12 AM
“I’m not here to make friends,” I said to myself, but within the sacred walls of this Build-a-Bear, I would be proven wrong
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I was not expecting the Pop-it Wikipedia to be such a roller coaster.
August 21, 2023 at 8:19 PM
I was not expecting the Pop-it Wikipedia to be such a roller coaster.
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Cooking tip:
Tossing baloney on the coffee table technically counts as making a charcuterie tray.
Tossing baloney on the coffee table technically counts as making a charcuterie tray.
August 22, 2023 at 2:10 PM
Cooking tip:
Tossing baloney on the coffee table technically counts as making a charcuterie tray.
Tossing baloney on the coffee table technically counts as making a charcuterie tray.
I’m at the level of adulting where this is necessary.
August 22, 2023 at 2:13 PM
I’m at the level of adulting where this is necessary.
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me: there's a bloody oar in the water
friend: that's foreboding
me: shut up, I know what they're for
friend: that's foreboding
me: shut up, I know what they're for
August 20, 2023 at 7:55 PM
me: there's a bloody oar in the water
friend: that's foreboding
me: shut up, I know what they're for
friend: that's foreboding
me: shut up, I know what they're for
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boy pyromaniac: *starts first fire*
Dad pyromaniac: "im so pr-"
Mom pyromaniac: "dont say it!"
Dad pyromaniac: "im so proud of arson"
Dad pyromaniac: "im so pr-"
Mom pyromaniac: "dont say it!"
Dad pyromaniac: "im so proud of arson"
August 21, 2023 at 1:51 AM
boy pyromaniac: *starts first fire*
Dad pyromaniac: "im so pr-"
Mom pyromaniac: "dont say it!"
Dad pyromaniac: "im so proud of arson"
Dad pyromaniac: "im so pr-"
Mom pyromaniac: "dont say it!"
Dad pyromaniac: "im so proud of arson"
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Live
Laugh
Binge Drink
Make Horrid Choices
Eat Tacos at 3am
Repeat
Laugh
Binge Drink
Make Horrid Choices
Eat Tacos at 3am
Repeat
August 21, 2023 at 2:05 AM
Live
Laugh
Binge Drink
Make Horrid Choices
Eat Tacos at 3am
Repeat
Laugh
Binge Drink
Make Horrid Choices
Eat Tacos at 3am
Repeat
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ELTON JOHN: [explaining how he's gonna be a rocket man] and I'm gonna be high as a kite by then
YOU: you don't know how high rockets go, do you
EJ: I do not
YOU: you don't know how high rockets go, do you
EJ: I do not
August 21, 2023 at 2:52 AM
ELTON JOHN: [explaining how he's gonna be a rocket man] and I'm gonna be high as a kite by then
YOU: you don't know how high rockets go, do you
EJ: I do not
YOU: you don't know how high rockets go, do you
EJ: I do not
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I wouldn't be afraid of the man with teeth for eyes in Sandman because it would be very easy for me to escape from him. I have the advantage of having eyes for eyes and thus am able to see
August 21, 2023 at 2:31 AM
I wouldn't be afraid of the man with teeth for eyes in Sandman because it would be very easy for me to escape from him. I have the advantage of having eyes for eyes and thus am able to see