a⋆very⋆mad⋆elf
@madelf.bsky.social
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30ish. gay. disabled. "pagan." deadn't inside.
attempting the hell to communicate 🖖🏻🐳
30ish. gay. disabled. "pagan." deadn't inside.
attempting the hell to communicate 🖖🏻🐳
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Got kicked out of the liberry again cuz a couple people complained about my therapy goose Insane Willie.
October 22, 2023 at 2:13 PM
Got kicked out of the liberry again cuz a couple people complained about my therapy goose Insane Willie.
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"Update software?"
"No"
"How about now?"
"Nope"
"In the background?"
"In the where?"
"When you're sleeping?"
"WHAT?! NO!"
"In the shower when you're singing that theme to Gilligan's Island?"
"WAIT..HOW.."
"I prefer your version without the professor and Mary Ann"
"DELETE"
"Delete is not option Dave"
"No"
"How about now?"
"Nope"
"In the background?"
"In the where?"
"When you're sleeping?"
"WHAT?! NO!"
"In the shower when you're singing that theme to Gilligan's Island?"
"WAIT..HOW.."
"I prefer your version without the professor and Mary Ann"
"DELETE"
"Delete is not option Dave"
December 20, 2025 at 6:44 AM
"Update software?"
"No"
"How about now?"
"Nope"
"In the background?"
"In the where?"
"When you're sleeping?"
"WHAT?! NO!"
"In the shower when you're singing that theme to Gilligan's Island?"
"WAIT..HOW.."
"I prefer your version without the professor and Mary Ann"
"DELETE"
"Delete is not option Dave"
"No"
"How about now?"
"Nope"
"In the background?"
"In the where?"
"When you're sleeping?"
"WHAT?! NO!"
"In the shower when you're singing that theme to Gilligan's Island?"
"WAIT..HOW.."
"I prefer your version without the professor and Mary Ann"
"DELETE"
"Delete is not option Dave"
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Our youngest daughter ran away from home (she's 22).
She's been influenced by bad people (concerned friends).
We weren't perfect, but who is (deeply abusive household)?
Now we just want to reconnect (we had her in order to have a live-in nurse without a life).
But we won't beg (has hired a PI).
She's been influenced by bad people (concerned friends).
We weren't perfect, but who is (deeply abusive household)?
Now we just want to reconnect (we had her in order to have a live-in nurse without a life).
But we won't beg (has hired a PI).
December 16, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Our youngest daughter ran away from home (she's 22).
She's been influenced by bad people (concerned friends).
We weren't perfect, but who is (deeply abusive household)?
Now we just want to reconnect (we had her in order to have a live-in nurse without a life).
But we won't beg (has hired a PI).
She's been influenced by bad people (concerned friends).
We weren't perfect, but who is (deeply abusive household)?
Now we just want to reconnect (we had her in order to have a live-in nurse without a life).
But we won't beg (has hired a PI).
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Nothing says that you weren't a bad parent like doubling down that you weren't and throwing a tantrum
December 16, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Nothing says that you weren't a bad parent like doubling down that you weren't and throwing a tantrum
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transitioning is the best choice i’ve ever made in my life and the only regret i have with it is that i didn’t do it when i was younger
December 14, 2025 at 10:15 PM
transitioning is the best choice i’ve ever made in my life and the only regret i have with it is that i didn’t do it when i was younger
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reverse advent calendar where I scream a little scream into each tiny box and close it up tight
December 1, 2025 at 10:27 PM
reverse advent calendar where I scream a little scream into each tiny box and close it up tight
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my dog: *being treated in such a way that shame has been placed on his bloodline for one thousand years*
me: ok bud now let me wipe your other paw
me: ok bud now let me wipe your other paw
December 1, 2025 at 10:41 AM
my dog: *being treated in such a way that shame has been placed on his bloodline for one thousand years*
me: ok bud now let me wipe your other paw
me: ok bud now let me wipe your other paw
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Need them to invent a life that’s good
November 20, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Need them to invent a life that’s good
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i love winter! i love the dark evenings, the cold sunsets, hot drinks & the way you can see the boney branches of the trees love love love
November 20, 2025 at 8:01 PM
i love winter! i love the dark evenings, the cold sunsets, hot drinks & the way you can see the boney branches of the trees love love love
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Maybe it's because I grew up in the 90s, but I love weird little mascot guys like this. I feel like we don't have them as often anymore. C'mon capitalism, if you're gonna force ads on me, at least make them cute and weird
November 20, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Maybe it's because I grew up in the 90s, but I love weird little mascot guys like this. I feel like we don't have them as often anymore. C'mon capitalism, if you're gonna force ads on me, at least make them cute and weird
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On this Trans Day of Remembrance, we remember the bright and courageous trans people whose lives were stolen by hatred. Their absence is felt across our city.
We will honor them by building a New York where every trans person can live safely, fully and freely.
We will honor them by building a New York where every trans person can live safely, fully and freely.
November 20, 2025 at 4:57 PM
On this Trans Day of Remembrance, we remember the bright and courageous trans people whose lives were stolen by hatred. Their absence is felt across our city.
We will honor them by building a New York where every trans person can live safely, fully and freely.
We will honor them by building a New York where every trans person can live safely, fully and freely.
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Anyway please enjoy this pumpkin I saw yesterday
November 20, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Anyway please enjoy this pumpkin I saw yesterday
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i had forgotten what elections feel like when it’s not extremely bleak. we should make good choices more often
November 5, 2025 at 1:51 AM
i had forgotten what elections feel like when it’s not extremely bleak. we should make good choices more often
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the way I would use the shit out of a music streaming platform that did old school visualizers a la windows media player
October 24, 2025 at 1:50 AM
the way I would use the shit out of a music streaming platform that did old school visualizers a la windows media player
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Kid: What's a social media app?
Mom: An online gathering place that’s fun till the people who run it act like Greek gods, signaling it’s time to replace it with yet another app. Fuck, I'm tired
Mom: An online gathering place that’s fun till the people who run it act like Greek gods, signaling it’s time to replace it with yet another app. Fuck, I'm tired
October 9, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Kid: What's a social media app?
Mom: An online gathering place that’s fun till the people who run it act like Greek gods, signaling it’s time to replace it with yet another app. Fuck, I'm tired
Mom: An online gathering place that’s fun till the people who run it act like Greek gods, signaling it’s time to replace it with yet another app. Fuck, I'm tired
I would post so much more if I could set my account to private 😮💨
October 9, 2025 at 12:47 PM
I would post so much more if I could set my account to private 😮💨
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When I turned 30 I had not yet written my first published book or my first published novel and did not know (or know of) some of the most important people in my life. I didn't know how much my life could still change, and did, after the age of 30. There is so much your life still yet to live.
Those who are 35+, what advice do you have for people just entering their 30s?
October 5, 2025 at 2:13 PM
When I turned 30 I had not yet written my first published book or my first published novel and did not know (or know of) some of the most important people in my life. I didn't know how much my life could still change, and did, after the age of 30. There is so much your life still yet to live.
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This is simply untenable. There is no way forward with media and political classes captured by the right. Every time someone commits a crime you have to pray it's not an undesirable or it's purge time, then when it turns out to be themselves again they just shrug and wait for the next one.
September 12, 2025 at 7:55 PM
This is simply untenable. There is no way forward with media and political classes captured by the right. Every time someone commits a crime you have to pray it's not an undesirable or it's purge time, then when it turns out to be themselves again they just shrug and wait for the next one.
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OPEN THE PIT
Speech trainer John Bowe writes, "As a public speaking expert, I use one phrase that gets audiences to instantly perk up and pay attention."
'Highly engaging' people use this 3-word phrase to get people to listen, says public speaking expert
Given people's short attention spans, it's never been harder to get people engaged in what we have to say. Public speaking expert John Bowe shares the 3-word phrase that will instantly make people listen.
cnb.cx
September 6, 2025 at 9:14 AM
OPEN THE PIT
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