Citizen Carabas
@maistrechat.bsky.social
Gendervague neurogoblin.
I like stuff.
I like stuff.
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And then DON'T make videos about it on stationery youtube.
I kinda get it. I have a cool ink collection too but.
Secrets. Secrets are good.
I kinda get it. I have a cool ink collection too but.
Secrets. Secrets are good.
Also, some of y’all would benefit from journaling. A great many of y’all, actually.
But that’s neither here nor there.
But that’s neither here nor there.
January 10, 2026 at 6:56 AM
And then DON'T make videos about it on stationery youtube.
I kinda get it. I have a cool ink collection too but.
Secrets. Secrets are good.
I kinda get it. I have a cool ink collection too but.
Secrets. Secrets are good.
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Another strength of The Dispossessed is that Le Guin asks “what if the folks in the anarchist commune are sometimes annoying and kinda suck”
January 10, 2026 at 2:12 PM
Another strength of The Dispossessed is that Le Guin asks “what if the folks in the anarchist commune are sometimes annoying and kinda suck”
Restarted Supernatural and I always forget how truly heinous episode 2 is
January 7, 2026 at 12:15 AM
Restarted Supernatural and I always forget how truly heinous episode 2 is
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i am pro lynx and it is entirely based on emotion and the joy of Large Kitty and you cannot present facts to stand in my way
Scots are being invited to have their say on the potential reintroduction of lynx to the Highlands 👇
Scots to consider reintroduction 'up to 250 lynx' to Highlands
www.thenational.scot
January 6, 2026 at 10:31 AM
i am pro lynx and it is entirely based on emotion and the joy of Large Kitty and you cannot present facts to stand in my way
I feel like Canopus is to Battletech as Beta Colony is to the Vorkosigan saga
January 6, 2026 at 1:58 AM
I feel like Canopus is to Battletech as Beta Colony is to the Vorkosigan saga
Hi I’m me
January 2, 2026 at 2:26 PM
Hi I’m me
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Q: What is a tabletop RPG?
A: A tabletop RPG is a sequence of imaginary rooms which are typically vexing in some way
A: A tabletop RPG is a sequence of imaginary rooms which are typically vexing in some way
December 24, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Q: What is a tabletop RPG?
A: A tabletop RPG is a sequence of imaginary rooms which are typically vexing in some way
A: A tabletop RPG is a sequence of imaginary rooms which are typically vexing in some way
If I learned one thing in 2025 it’s that I absolutely do own enough terrain for a 3x3 table and I can stop pining over the cost of more
January 1, 2026 at 12:31 AM
If I learned one thing in 2025 it’s that I absolutely do own enough terrain for a 3x3 table and I can stop pining over the cost of more
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THE DEATH OF MME EGLANTINE
Invite three friends over to your house to play a game, "The Death of Mme Eglantine". Tell them you've invited four players. See how long you can keep your friends waiting for the final player. The first player to leave your house wins.
Invite three friends over to your house to play a game, "The Death of Mme Eglantine". Tell them you've invited four players. See how long you can keep your friends waiting for the final player. The first player to leave your house wins.
I need everyone to make a shitpost game that fits into at most 3 posts on here before the end of the year otherwise thr sun will not rise again
Not enough shitpost games though
December 31, 2025 at 5:11 AM
THE DEATH OF MME EGLANTINE
Invite three friends over to your house to play a game, "The Death of Mme Eglantine". Tell them you've invited four players. See how long you can keep your friends waiting for the final player. The first player to leave your house wins.
Invite three friends over to your house to play a game, "The Death of Mme Eglantine". Tell them you've invited four players. See how long you can keep your friends waiting for the final player. The first player to leave your house wins.
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A map of Rohan, Gondor and Mordor with Tolkien's handwriting on the plot notes for The Lord of the Rings, Book V (1944). Tolkien made these notes to coordinate the plot with the map and the phases of the moon.
- The Tolkien Estate Ltd; Bodleian Library
#TolkienTrewsday #TolkienTuesday
- The Tolkien Estate Ltd; Bodleian Library
#TolkienTrewsday #TolkienTuesday
December 30, 2025 at 1:43 PM
A map of Rohan, Gondor and Mordor with Tolkien's handwriting on the plot notes for The Lord of the Rings, Book V (1944). Tolkien made these notes to coordinate the plot with the map and the phases of the moon.
- The Tolkien Estate Ltd; Bodleian Library
#TolkienTrewsday #TolkienTuesday
- The Tolkien Estate Ltd; Bodleian Library
#TolkienTrewsday #TolkienTuesday
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I love how we have collectively decided to treat the Muppets as Little Guys and not as puppets.
December 29, 2025 at 3:11 PM
I love how we have collectively decided to treat the Muppets as Little Guys and not as puppets.
This was my jam back in the day
pinball construction set, screenshot, macintosh (1985) www.mobygames.com/game/255/pin...
December 29, 2025 at 1:48 PM
This was my jam back in the day
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Damn, I realized DuoLingo was evil when they started using AI, but I didn't realize they were THAT evil until...
December 27, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Damn, I realized DuoLingo was evil when they started using AI, but I didn't realize they were THAT evil until...
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what I love about LotR is that it is at its heart about moving through a melancholy landscape largely filled with ruins, faded histories and legends - I would have filmed it that way and cut the fights to a bare minimum, plus add Merry's interest in comparative philology as a major plot element
December 26, 2025 at 9:40 PM
what I love about LotR is that it is at its heart about moving through a melancholy landscape largely filled with ruins, faded histories and legends - I would have filmed it that way and cut the fights to a bare minimum, plus add Merry's interest in comparative philology as a major plot element
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America, there's something you should know.
The top three kinds of books that young people (under 25) offer to sell me on Dec. 26 are:
- "Chicken Soup for the _____"
- "Oh, the Places You'll Go"
- Books of New Yorker cartoons
I'm just saying. Keep it in mind for graduations and birthdays, too.
The top three kinds of books that young people (under 25) offer to sell me on Dec. 26 are:
- "Chicken Soup for the _____"
- "Oh, the Places You'll Go"
- Books of New Yorker cartoons
I'm just saying. Keep it in mind for graduations and birthdays, too.
December 27, 2025 at 12:31 AM
America, there's something you should know.
The top three kinds of books that young people (under 25) offer to sell me on Dec. 26 are:
- "Chicken Soup for the _____"
- "Oh, the Places You'll Go"
- Books of New Yorker cartoons
I'm just saying. Keep it in mind for graduations and birthdays, too.
The top three kinds of books that young people (under 25) offer to sell me on Dec. 26 are:
- "Chicken Soup for the _____"
- "Oh, the Places You'll Go"
- Books of New Yorker cartoons
I'm just saying. Keep it in mind for graduations and birthdays, too.
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Urbanism is really about being able to yell stuff at people from the comfort of your home instead of your car.
December 26, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Urbanism is really about being able to yell stuff at people from the comfort of your home instead of your car.
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If you're autistic - Try to lower your shoulders and pull your shoulder blades together, which will stop you from getting that awful neck pain you get all the time.
December 26, 2025 at 4:54 PM
If you're autistic - Try to lower your shoulders and pull your shoulder blades together, which will stop you from getting that awful neck pain you get all the time.
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You can tell that LotR was written by an academic because Gandalf disappears for like 20 years doing research to answer a single question.
December 26, 2025 at 12:40 AM
You can tell that LotR was written by an academic because Gandalf disappears for like 20 years doing research to answer a single question.
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December 25th. The day the Fellowship departs Rivendell to destroy the One Ring.
Whatever you celebrate, may you have the courage to take the first steps to defy and endure against the dark, and rekindle light into the world.
Whatever you celebrate, may you have the courage to take the first steps to defy and endure against the dark, and rekindle light into the world.
December 25, 2025 at 3:52 PM
December 25th. The day the Fellowship departs Rivendell to destroy the One Ring.
Whatever you celebrate, may you have the courage to take the first steps to defy and endure against the dark, and rekindle light into the world.
Whatever you celebrate, may you have the courage to take the first steps to defy and endure against the dark, and rekindle light into the world.
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Autistic people get a lot of crap for being "rigid" but if you understand how we're experiencing the world, certain things are legitimately a big deal. Family-only and family + friends are completely different and it's not even a debate.
If you have autistic relatives for the love of GOD don’t invite them to a family only thing and then drop extra guests on them and make THEM feel like an asshole if they don’t want to come anymore. You’ve fundamentally changed the thing you’ve invited them to.
December 24, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Autistic people get a lot of crap for being "rigid" but if you understand how we're experiencing the world, certain things are legitimately a big deal. Family-only and family + friends are completely different and it's not even a debate.
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She invites you up to her hotel room. She's lying on the bed, beckoning you. Damn, she looks good. Then, you hear a noise off to the side and you see to your horror: Statler and Waldorf in the cuck chair.
December 24, 2025 at 12:41 PM
She invites you up to her hotel room. She's lying on the bed, beckoning you. Damn, she looks good. Then, you hear a noise off to the side and you see to your horror: Statler and Waldorf in the cuck chair.
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watching my favorite christmas movie and what is possibly the great american comedy about class and race
December 24, 2025 at 12:18 AM
watching my favorite christmas movie and what is possibly the great american comedy about class and race
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i had to drop what i was doing to make this
December 23, 2025 at 3:59 PM
i had to drop what i was doing to make this