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The ManSpyder
@manspyder.bsky.social
Charmingly irregular. People say I'm funny, but usually I just chat nonsense & hope for the best.
I write & edit gaming videos & retrospectives for @RetroHutch.com. I like cats.
https://youtube.com/@themanspyder
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New video! We all have our miserable little piles of secrets, according to Dracula. But what is The Secret of Shinobi? Herbal Essences? Maybe it's Maybelline? Nope. Turns out, it's a doggo! Here's my retrospective look at Shadow Dancer on the #Sega #MegaDrive.

#ShadowDancer #Shinobi #Doggo #Ninja
Shadow Dancer - Rewind Review
YouTube video by Retro Hutch
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Oh hey, path traced Max Payne 2. In VR.
November 13, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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I'm so tired of study after study that shows clear economic growth and stability for everyone (UBI, 4 day work week, universal healthcare, etc) but because the richest people in the country get rich faster without them, we all just suffer instead.

And this over the top of already obscene wealth...
November 12, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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Rare Collection 1 is coming soon to Evercade! Preorder now and get ready for an awesome collection of home computer, console and arcade classics from one of the world's best-known British developers.

Includes Battletoads in both its 8-bit console and arcade incarnations!
November 13, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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Happy Fenton Day to all who celebrate. Jesus Christ, fourteen years.

youtu.be/3GRSbr0EYYU
JESUS CHRIST IN RICHMOND PARK: ORIGINAL UPLOAD
YouTube video by JAGGL113
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November 13, 2025 at 8:43 AM
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This BBC kids tv advert from 1998 is still very impressive and very lovely
November 13, 2025 at 9:56 AM
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We’re going to need a bigger little treat
November 13, 2025 at 9:08 AM
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Absolute carnage in the family group chat as my cousin posts a Christmas riddle from her fiancé’s office that no one can figure out, only to find that someone in the office got ChatGPT to make up the riddle and it’s gibberish that doesn’t have a solution
November 12, 2025 at 11:02 AM
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Mr. Beast has confirmed in an interview that the skeletons in the Beastland Haunted House are the remains of "a fraction" of the enslaved migrant workers who died during construction. Mr. Beast has offered the families a lifetime supply of Feastables as recompense.
November 13, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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we gotta get like three VPNs deep with signal chats set to a disappearing turnaround of minutes to be able to use adult words instead of "unalive" or "grape" meanwhile our political elite are apparently just emailing each other plaintext "up for sex crimes tonight ?"
November 12, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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THE STEAM MACHINE CAN HAVE WOODGRAIN. THIS CHANGE'S EVERYTHING.
November 12, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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I received a repeat fee today of £7:23 for my appearance in the BBC sitcom My Family. It was filmed at Pinewood Studios. At lunch, I sneaked off and had a nose around the 007 stage. Would never get away with that now.

Can anyone guess from this image what movie set I saw that day?
November 11, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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i finally see that jeffery epstein did kill himself, he was getting too many emails.
November 12, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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valve dropped the gabecube fr
November 12, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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Like Keith Harris and Cuddles the monkey went through the transporter in The Fly.
We talk a lot about the Horniman walrus but Charles Waterton's attempt at stuffing the head of a bottom howler monkey deserves some attention/nightmares too
November 12, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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November 12, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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You'll miss the BBC when it's gone...
November 12, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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and so we move one step closer to the creation of Hitler Park
Exclusive: Adolf Hitler’s DNA has been sequenced by scientists

It has:
- shown he had a disorder which impacted his sexual development
- debunked rumours about his ancestry
- shown a high likelihood that he had a neurodivergent condition and/or bipolar disorder

www.thetimes.com/article/e728...
Hitler had hidden genetic sexual disorder, DNA analysis reveals
The Nazi dictator had Kallmann syndrome, which hinders normal puberty and the development of sexual organs, according to groundbreaking research
www.thetimes.com
November 12, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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Mia Wallace & Gromit

As requested by Paul Savage
November 12, 2025 at 11:42 AM
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A colleague microwaves fish every Friday lunchtime without fail. Instead of speaking to him like a functioning adult, I've started microwaving popcorn at 11.30a.m. so the office smells better before the seafood apocalypse hits. I will die before confronting him directly.
November 12, 2025 at 11:20 AM
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Just had a breast screening.

Uncomfortable. But I'm not ready to die yet so totally worth it.

Get 'em checked.
November 12, 2025 at 10:06 AM
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every morning Keir Starmer calls an aide into his room at 6.30am to film him doing bicep curls

"leak this to the Daily Mail" he says between grunts. "say that friends of Keir are concerned about how strong he is right now"

the aide nods, holding up the phone. it's not filming. it's never filming.
November 12, 2025 at 9:56 AM
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Unsolicited writing advice, no. 18181999:
"Write what you know" is limiting advice, which leads to limited writing. Instead, know what you're writing about. That means due diligence: good research, wide reading, specialist help and advice if you need it. Stay curious. Try new ideas. No limits.
November 11, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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no fuck you fuck off
The British government admits it is now monitoring VPNs use by UK residents. Regulator Ofcom has contracted with an AI-powered surveillance service to detect the number of citizens using VPNs to evade the Online Safety Act.

The UK tech minister has said a VPN ban is on the table.
Exclusive: Ofcom is monitoring VPNs following Online Safety Act. Here's how
Ignoring VPNs risks creating ineffective laws, but tracking them threatens people's privacy
www.techradar.com
November 12, 2025 at 9:26 AM
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Politically it's easier to pass the less onerous restrictions, the ones that just seem like common sense — "like flashing your ID at a liquor store!" The government builds a moral panic, then promises its easily solvable.

That panic, once taken hold, now provides cover for bolder restrictions.
November 12, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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The British government admits it is now monitoring VPNs use by UK residents. Regulator Ofcom has contracted with an AI-powered surveillance service to detect the number of citizens using VPNs to evade the Online Safety Act.

The UK tech minister has said a VPN ban is on the table.
Exclusive: Ofcom is monitoring VPNs following Online Safety Act. Here's how
Ignoring VPNs risks creating ineffective laws, but tracking them threatens people's privacy
www.techradar.com
November 11, 2025 at 11:39 PM