Alistair Maxwell
@maxwellcorp.bsky.social
Lefty writey arty type
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This might sound harsh, and judgmental, but if video is your preferred way of getting information about a topic, you’re a fucking moron
December 28, 2025 at 2:05 AM
This might sound harsh, and judgmental, but if video is your preferred way of getting information about a topic, you’re a fucking moron
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he had them apple color jeans coat w/ the fur
the whole house was
w/o a stir
he hit the snow
next thing u know
Santa said
hohohoho
hohohoho
the whole house was
w/o a stir
he hit the snow
next thing u know
Santa said
hohohoho
hohohoho
December 24, 2024 at 10:30 PM
he had them apple color jeans coat w/ the fur
the whole house was
w/o a stir
he hit the snow
next thing u know
Santa said
hohohoho
hohohoho
the whole house was
w/o a stir
he hit the snow
next thing u know
Santa said
hohohoho
hohohoho
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How the Green Party is professionalising
The New Statesman can exclusively reveal that the party’s annual budget has doubled since Polanski was elected
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The New Statesman can exclusively reveal that the party’s annual budget has doubled since Polanski was elected
🖊️ @meganekenyon.bsky.social
How the Green Party is professionalising
The New Statesman can exclusively reveal that the party’s annual budget has doubled since Polanski was elected
www.newstatesman.com
December 22, 2025 at 9:59 AM
How the Green Party is professionalising
The New Statesman can exclusively reveal that the party’s annual budget has doubled since Polanski was elected
🖊️ @meganekenyon.bsky.social
The New Statesman can exclusively reveal that the party’s annual budget has doubled since Polanski was elected
🖊️ @meganekenyon.bsky.social
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When Walliams was dropped by his publisher he went
SPLATTT!
He CRIED and CRIED and CRIED but nobody would help!!
Bwaaabooo hoO HOOHOO boo hoo
He tried to get back up but then he shat himself!!!!
PFFffFfTFttFtFllpppPP
He couldn’t stop SHITTING his PANTS!
fppt ploppfltpppp fppt
PFFFTPLOPP
SPLATTT!
He CRIED and CRIED and CRIED but nobody would help!!
Bwaaabooo hoO HOOHOO boo hoo
He tried to get back up but then he shat himself!!!!
PFFffFfTFttFtFllpppPP
He couldn’t stop SHITTING his PANTS!
fppt ploppfltpppp fppt
PFFFTPLOPP
December 19, 2025 at 6:35 PM
When Walliams was dropped by his publisher he went
SPLATTT!
He CRIED and CRIED and CRIED but nobody would help!!
Bwaaabooo hoO HOOHOO boo hoo
He tried to get back up but then he shat himself!!!!
PFFffFfTFttFtFllpppPP
He couldn’t stop SHITTING his PANTS!
fppt ploppfltpppp fppt
PFFFTPLOPP
SPLATTT!
He CRIED and CRIED and CRIED but nobody would help!!
Bwaaabooo hoO HOOHOO boo hoo
He tried to get back up but then he shat himself!!!!
PFFffFfTFttFtFllpppPP
He couldn’t stop SHITTING his PANTS!
fppt ploppfltpppp fppt
PFFFTPLOPP
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Some of these redactions are almost like modern art
December 19, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Some of these redactions are almost like modern art
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David Walliams has been dropped by his publisher following an investigation by The Telegraph into inappropriate behaviour towards young women. www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2025/12...
December 19, 2025 at 4:13 PM
David Walliams has been dropped by his publisher following an investigation by The Telegraph into inappropriate behaviour towards young women. www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2025/12...
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Nice one, Spidey.
December 12, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Nice one, Spidey.
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this other one from that "The Cost of Living" series. really complicated image. those guys back there. full three dimensional space with two apertures playing against each other. that rainbow sweater, the flowers, forlorn young parents and look out here comes a baby head
December 8, 2025 at 12:49 PM
this other one from that "The Cost of Living" series. really complicated image. those guys back there. full three dimensional space with two apertures playing against each other. that rainbow sweater, the flowers, forlorn young parents and look out here comes a baby head
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Found when sorting an old drive. I still, very occasionally, say 'not many badgers in the House of Lords' and this is why:
February 8, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Found when sorting an old drive. I still, very occasionally, say 'not many badgers in the House of Lords' and this is why:
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This will always and forever be the most on point and prescient thing that Fukuyama ever wrote.
December 6, 2025 at 7:21 PM
This will always and forever be the most on point and prescient thing that Fukuyama ever wrote.
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I fucking love memes you can understand through the language barrier, holy shit
December 6, 2025 at 3:39 PM
I fucking love memes you can understand through the language barrier, holy shit
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*youth pastor voice*
Let me tell you kids about another carpenter who wasn’t very popular with the authorities
Let me tell you kids about another carpenter who wasn’t very popular with the authorities
Sabrina Carpenter made the White House delete their fuck ass tweet.
December 5, 2025 at 9:10 PM
*youth pastor voice*
Let me tell you kids about another carpenter who wasn’t very popular with the authorities
Let me tell you kids about another carpenter who wasn’t very popular with the authorities
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Zero tolerance for doomerism. Stop lazily accepting that everything is screwed forever. Stop normalising low expectations. That’s part of the problem & it’s what the bastards want. It’s also a product of privilege. People in more desperate situations don’t have the option to just sit back & shrug.
December 5, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Zero tolerance for doomerism. Stop lazily accepting that everything is screwed forever. Stop normalising low expectations. That’s part of the problem & it’s what the bastards want. It’s also a product of privilege. People in more desperate situations don’t have the option to just sit back & shrug.
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As a journalist you’re always looking for ways to sum up the now, but the story is really often more incremental. This is from a Derbyshire county council paper. I was, inevitably, looking for “library to close” or “doge identified £Xm”, but the starting point is at least as important
December 4, 2025 at 10:18 PM
As a journalist you’re always looking for ways to sum up the now, but the story is really often more incremental. This is from a Derbyshire county council paper. I was, inevitably, looking for “library to close” or “doge identified £Xm”, but the starting point is at least as important
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Tom Stoppard is dead. I could wax lyrical about his words, his work, how much it has inspired me. But I'd rather play the hits. Before I'd even been to a play this moved me. Great writing is not only timeless but medium-less. Enjoy: youtu.be/7NM_LgjNj4k?...
father–son relationship Henry and INDIANA JONES
YouTube video by Ognjen Zajsek
youtu.be
November 29, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Tom Stoppard is dead. I could wax lyrical about his words, his work, how much it has inspired me. But I'd rather play the hits. Before I'd even been to a play this moved me. Great writing is not only timeless but medium-less. Enjoy: youtu.be/7NM_LgjNj4k?...
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trump won two elections because he convinced a shitload of people to vote for him.
believing anything else is willful ignorance that will only hurt you.
believing anything else is willful ignorance that will only hurt you.
November 27, 2025 at 3:41 PM
trump won two elections because he convinced a shitload of people to vote for him.
believing anything else is willful ignorance that will only hurt you.
believing anything else is willful ignorance that will only hurt you.
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Handing back student work that’s been written by ChatGPT with a 0 followed by the comment “This essay will never stand in authentic wonder before the Beauty of God’s creation.”
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
Even God Is Worried About ChatGPT
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
www.vulture.com
November 26, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Handing back student work that’s been written by ChatGPT with a 0 followed by the comment “This essay will never stand in authentic wonder before the Beauty of God’s creation.”
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Join us at the Tron to celebrate all the amazing theatre work of the past year! 🎈🎭✨
📍 The Vic Bar, Tron Theatre (Glasgow)
⏰ 7:30pm-9:30pm
📆 Wednesday 10th December 2025
🔗 We can't wait to see you there! Link to book your free ticket:
📍 The Vic Bar, Tron Theatre (Glasgow)
⏰ 7:30pm-9:30pm
📆 Wednesday 10th December 2025
🔗 We can't wait to see you there! Link to book your free ticket:
Scottish Emerging Theatre-Makers Celebration 2025
Join us at the Tron to celebrate all the amazing theatre work of the past year!
www.eventbrite.co.uk
November 24, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Join us at the Tron to celebrate all the amazing theatre work of the past year! 🎈🎭✨
📍 The Vic Bar, Tron Theatre (Glasgow)
⏰ 7:30pm-9:30pm
📆 Wednesday 10th December 2025
🔗 We can't wait to see you there! Link to book your free ticket:
📍 The Vic Bar, Tron Theatre (Glasgow)
⏰ 7:30pm-9:30pm
📆 Wednesday 10th December 2025
🔗 We can't wait to see you there! Link to book your free ticket:
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[repeating myself louder in the haunted house attraction] did the dracula throw water on anyone else’s pants??
October 27, 2025 at 8:17 PM
[repeating myself louder in the haunted house attraction] did the dracula throw water on anyone else’s pants??
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art by Patrice Killoffer
March 30, 2025 at 7:33 PM
art by Patrice Killoffer
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Migrant barracks
From the new Private Eye, out now.
From the new Private Eye, out now.
November 17, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Migrant barracks
From the new Private Eye, out now.
From the new Private Eye, out now.
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Wow. Pope Leo XIV with one of the most eloquent and profound statements about algorithms, art and cinema you are likely to read.
November 16, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Wow. Pope Leo XIV with one of the most eloquent and profound statements about algorithms, art and cinema you are likely to read.