Me Getting Killed
@megettingkilled.bsky.social
A comic strip about the ways Mark is always getting killed. Mark is me. This is my comic.
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nice pit. do you nest here or is just for bones?
December 10, 2025 at 3:37 AM
nice pit. do you nest here or is just for bones?
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everyone gets so mad when you vomit up a bird and then it flies away but it's still alive what are you even complaining about come on man
December 18, 2025 at 3:23 AM
everyone gets so mad when you vomit up a bird and then it flies away but it's still alive what are you even complaining about come on man
Go To Bed On Time My Ass (I Won’t Go To Bed On Time)
December 18, 2025 at 6:39 AM
Go To Bed On Time My Ass (I Won’t Go To Bed On Time)
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Dudes will be sat in they living room like watching the tele not a freaking care in the world like they go to the fridge for a swig of milk then they go look down the sink drain to see what kind of bugs are crawling around in there
December 17, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Dudes will be sat in they living room like watching the tele not a freaking care in the world like they go to the fridge for a swig of milk then they go look down the sink drain to see what kind of bugs are crawling around in there
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Sorry if I seemed weird earlier, I was in the middle of an ancient revenge dance
December 17, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Sorry if I seemed weird earlier, I was in the middle of an ancient revenge dance
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My dentist made me spit out the nuts and seeds I keep in my cheeks when I went in for my checkup and I think her tech ate like half of them before she gave them back. Worried I won’t survive the winter now
December 13, 2025 at 6:56 PM
My dentist made me spit out the nuts and seeds I keep in my cheeks when I went in for my checkup and I think her tech ate like half of them before she gave them back. Worried I won’t survive the winter now
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Nailed it again, Time Magazine!
December 11, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Nailed it again, Time Magazine!
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YOUR PARENTS: (seeing neighbors do literally anything) Just what are you up to you nasty old bitch
June 17, 2025 at 3:05 PM
YOUR PARENTS: (seeing neighbors do literally anything) Just what are you up to you nasty old bitch
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Run, Skrode, Run (2/5): Dumpster Dojo, guest starring Mark from @megettingkilled.bsky.social #webcomics #comicsky #spiderbarks
June 11, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Run, Skrode, Run (2/5): Dumpster Dojo, guest starring Mark from @megettingkilled.bsky.social #webcomics #comicsky #spiderbarks
i love the character Yelena in Thunderbolts and i hope in the next movie they introduce her classic nemeses, Moose and Squirrel
June 7, 2025 at 8:57 PM
i love the character Yelena in Thunderbolts and i hope in the next movie they introduce her classic nemeses, Moose and Squirrel
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oi groims ded ya heah oi pecked a foit weth the prisidint
June 7, 2025 at 3:28 AM
oi groims ded ya heah oi pecked a foit weth the prisidint
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me: fucking tired of Swamp
(they announce Swamp 2)
me: shit that looks cool
(they announce Swamp 2)
me: shit that looks cool
June 7, 2025 at 6:06 AM
me: fucking tired of Swamp
(they announce Swamp 2)
me: shit that looks cool
(they announce Swamp 2)
me: shit that looks cool
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reverse cowgirl and i am not involved, i’m actually across town talking to a guy about an ATV
June 7, 2025 at 4:40 AM
reverse cowgirl and i am not involved, i’m actually across town talking to a guy about an ATV
Mark listens to some music.
June 3, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Mark listens to some music.
just found out my cousin spins records at a club in vegas under the name DJ HugeLunch. His thing is he always talks about what a big meal he had earlier and how he won’t be hungry again for a while. He’s the wealthiest person in our family by an order of magnitude
June 2, 2025 at 9:17 PM
just found out my cousin spins records at a club in vegas under the name DJ HugeLunch. His thing is he always talks about what a big meal he had earlier and how he won’t be hungry again for a while. He’s the wealthiest person in our family by an order of magnitude
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One time I saw some shit that was like “damn” but there was no way to prove it
June 2, 2025 at 4:01 AM
One time I saw some shit that was like “damn” but there was no way to prove it
the happy birthday song has a second verse about the spanish american war that’s extremely racist
June 2, 2025 at 3:24 AM
the happy birthday song has a second verse about the spanish american war that’s extremely racist
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Mark comes out of his shell.
May 31, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Mark comes out of his shell.
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The older I get the more I feel like booted eagles or "true eagles"[25][31] have feathered tarsi (lower legs).
May 30, 2025 at 7:43 PM
The older I get the more I feel like booted eagles or "true eagles"[25][31] have feathered tarsi (lower legs).
Nathan Fielder is a genius at tricking the news to advertise his shows
May 30, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Nathan Fielder is a genius at tricking the news to advertise his shows
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Murder mysteries are so predictable. It's always the culprit..
May 29, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Murder mysteries are so predictable. It's always the culprit..
pied piper real?
pied pipers near me
pied piper cost
how much to lead my kids into the ocean w flute
pied pipers near me
pied piper cost
how much to lead my kids into the ocean w flute
May 23, 2025 at 3:52 PM
pied piper real?
pied pipers near me
pied piper cost
how much to lead my kids into the ocean w flute
pied pipers near me
pied piper cost
how much to lead my kids into the ocean w flute
Good artists borrow
Great artists steal
-Me
Great artists steal
-Me
May 20, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Good artists borrow
Great artists steal
-Me
Great artists steal
-Me
millenials had chatgpt too, but we called it Typing something into babelfish and translating it through every language and then back to english so we could laugh at how stupid it was
May 18, 2025 at 5:51 PM
millenials had chatgpt too, but we called it Typing something into babelfish and translating it through every language and then back to english so we could laugh at how stupid it was