Marshall Chaney
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me: i heard you do a terrible owl impression
him: where
me: holy shit that is bad
him: where
me: holy shit that is bad
September 4, 2023 at 5:09 PM
me: i heard you do a terrible owl impression
him: where
me: holy shit that is bad
him: where
me: holy shit that is bad
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If you pay attention to any large industry long enough and follow it to its logical conclusion you eventually end up sounding like a communist even if you started off testing CPU case fans. youtu.be/cUrJVdF2me0?...
December 22, 2025 at 5:58 PM
If you pay attention to any large industry long enough and follow it to its logical conclusion you eventually end up sounding like a communist even if you started off testing CPU case fans. youtu.be/cUrJVdF2me0?...
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The Trump supporter who runs CBS news just killed a story about Trump’s favorite torture prison. Here’s why America has a liberal media bias problem.
December 22, 2025 at 3:03 AM
The Trump supporter who runs CBS news just killed a story about Trump’s favorite torture prison. Here’s why America has a liberal media bias problem.
New holiday game: every time you see the phrase "gentle Mary" replace it with "mental Jerry."
December 21, 2025 at 1:21 PM
New holiday game: every time you see the phrase "gentle Mary" replace it with "mental Jerry."
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Anyway back in high school I was in a magnet program that used to admit 50% boys and 50% girls.
Right before my year, parents of boys complained and demanded strict merit-based admission.
My year was like 80% girls so shoutout to the boymoms for making sure their sons didn't steal my slot.
Right before my year, parents of boys complained and demanded strict merit-based admission.
My year was like 80% girls so shoutout to the boymoms for making sure their sons didn't steal my slot.
December 18, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Anyway back in high school I was in a magnet program that used to admit 50% boys and 50% girls.
Right before my year, parents of boys complained and demanded strict merit-based admission.
My year was like 80% girls so shoutout to the boymoms for making sure their sons didn't steal my slot.
Right before my year, parents of boys complained and demanded strict merit-based admission.
My year was like 80% girls so shoutout to the boymoms for making sure their sons didn't steal my slot.
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Not to go down this week's particular rabbit hole very deeply, but as a guy who was *in fact hiring Hollywood writers* between 2011 and 2018, four staffs in total, it seems a lot of smart commenters are missing I did not diversify my rooms to be woke, I diversified my rooms to have better rooms.
December 17, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Not to go down this week's particular rabbit hole very deeply, but as a guy who was *in fact hiring Hollywood writers* between 2011 and 2018, four staffs in total, it seems a lot of smart commenters are missing I did not diversify my rooms to be woke, I diversified my rooms to have better rooms.
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playing d&d with a new person, explaining bits of the rules as we go through a dungeon:
"think of passive perception as armor class for your ears."
"earmor class?"
"earmor class."
"think of passive perception as armor class for your ears."
"earmor class?"
"earmor class."
December 13, 2025 at 6:47 PM
playing d&d with a new person, explaining bits of the rules as we go through a dungeon:
"think of passive perception as armor class for your ears."
"earmor class?"
"earmor class."
"think of passive perception as armor class for your ears."
"earmor class?"
"earmor class."
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I’m a single issue voter and my issue is that those busses that bend in the middle should make accordion noises
December 11, 2025 at 7:57 PM
I’m a single issue voter and my issue is that those busses that bend in the middle should make accordion noises
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these mfers love talking about God while radiating evil like an unshielded reactor core
December 13, 2025 at 4:31 AM
these mfers love talking about God while radiating evil like an unshielded reactor core
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This is in fact the material point:
“The essay not only fails to meet basic college requirements — such as citing its primary source, the Bible — but fundamentally missed the assignment’s objective,” Tranquill said.
“The essay not only fails to meet basic college requirements — such as citing its primary source, the Bible — but fundamentally missed the assignment’s objective,” Tranquill said.
‘The professor was right’: Oklahoma Republican college leader criticizes essay controversy
The chairman of the Oklahoma Federation of College Republicans is weighing in on controversy surrounding a failed essay submitted by a University of Oklahoma student.
www.kswo.com
December 7, 2025 at 2:28 AM
This is in fact the material point:
“The essay not only fails to meet basic college requirements — such as citing its primary source, the Bible — but fundamentally missed the assignment’s objective,” Tranquill said.
“The essay not only fails to meet basic college requirements — such as citing its primary source, the Bible — but fundamentally missed the assignment’s objective,” Tranquill said.
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The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service
December 5, 2025 at 1:31 PM
The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service
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When Biden gave the worst debate performance in history, my job as a neutral reporter was to write about it incessantly until he dropped out. When Trump gave the second worst debate performance in history, against Harris, my job was to lend credence to his claim that immigrants were eating pets.
December 1, 2025 at 11:19 PM
When Biden gave the worst debate performance in history, my job as a neutral reporter was to write about it incessantly until he dropped out. When Trump gave the second worst debate performance in history, against Harris, my job was to lend credence to his claim that immigrants were eating pets.
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I can’t afford a car so I had to walk to the store, and when I got there, there were no toys on the shelves. But at least no one said “Happy Holidays” to me.
November 30, 2025 at 4:02 PM
I can’t afford a car so I had to walk to the store, and when I got there, there were no toys on the shelves. But at least no one said “Happy Holidays” to me.
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"It is against the TOS to be talked into suicide by our LLM" is possibly the most evil tech bro thing I've ever read
Additionally, OpenAI argues its not liable because Raine, by using ChatGPT for self-harm, broke its terms of service
November 26, 2025 at 12:29 AM
"It is against the TOS to be talked into suicide by our LLM" is possibly the most evil tech bro thing I've ever read
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I once knew a Federal bank examiner, and one time someone asked him why we had to KEEP inspecting banks over and over. He basically said every new batch of business school grads invents bank fraud from first principles.
AirBnB CEO calling it “vibe revenue” just 👨🍳 😘
The underlying cause of every bubble - debt masquerading as financial innovation - depends on not just short financial memory & speculative neophytism, but reinventing jargon of finance, like how each generation of kids has new ways to say same things.
The underlying cause of every bubble - debt masquerading as financial innovation - depends on not just short financial memory & speculative neophytism, but reinventing jargon of finance, like how each generation of kids has new ways to say same things.
November 22, 2025 at 6:02 PM
I once knew a Federal bank examiner, and one time someone asked him why we had to KEEP inspecting banks over and over. He basically said every new batch of business school grads invents bank fraud from first principles.
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I was talking to a guy who does beautiful woodworking stuff and I said it seemed hard as hell.
He said "Shit son, doing anything is hard. Hammering in a nail straight is hard. Anyone says something is easy they just don't remember being taught how to do it. Or practice didn't feel like work."
He said "Shit son, doing anything is hard. Hammering in a nail straight is hard. Anyone says something is easy they just don't remember being taught how to do it. Or practice didn't feel like work."
November 21, 2025 at 12:13 PM
I was talking to a guy who does beautiful woodworking stuff and I said it seemed hard as hell.
He said "Shit son, doing anything is hard. Hammering in a nail straight is hard. Anyone says something is easy they just don't remember being taught how to do it. Or practice didn't feel like work."
He said "Shit son, doing anything is hard. Hammering in a nail straight is hard. Anyone says something is easy they just don't remember being taught how to do it. Or practice didn't feel like work."
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meemaw out on her porch with a rifle while ICE tried to kidnap her landscaper is especially NC-coded
welcome to open carry and stand your ground country, dipshits, guns are practically a religion down here and you're running through the woods in camo during deer season
welcome to open carry and stand your ground country, dipshits, guns are practically a religion down here and you're running through the woods in camo during deer season
November 20, 2025 at 6:21 AM
meemaw out on her porch with a rifle while ICE tried to kidnap her landscaper is especially NC-coded
welcome to open carry and stand your ground country, dipshits, guns are practically a religion down here and you're running through the woods in camo during deer season
welcome to open carry and stand your ground country, dipshits, guns are practically a religion down here and you're running through the woods in camo during deer season
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Chicago has had one 9/11 worth of people disappeared since the attacks began in September. Los Angeles has had two 9/11s since June.
November 18, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Chicago has had one 9/11 worth of people disappeared since the attacks began in September. Los Angeles has had two 9/11s since June.
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I would love to see malicious compliance with "we can't serve masked men. How do I know you're not here to rob me? That is what you were complaining about for the last 5 years about how you can't breathe with a mask on? That's why we lost mask mandates right?"
I’m still struggling with the fact that ICE “brown shirts” went to a taco shop and thought they would get served.
F that!
F that!
November 16, 2025 at 10:44 PM
I would love to see malicious compliance with "we can't serve masked men. How do I know you're not here to rob me? That is what you were complaining about for the last 5 years about how you can't breathe with a mask on? That's why we lost mask mandates right?"
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They want $60 for an hour at the axe throwing place? For that money I can buy a case of beer and my own axe, and throw it at whatever I want until I'm arrested again
November 14, 2025 at 5:20 AM
They want $60 for an hour at the axe throwing place? For that money I can buy a case of beer and my own axe, and throw it at whatever I want until I'm arrested again
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Can’t believe it’s Desert Bus time again.
Hey, come and hang out while we raise money for children in hospitals.
Going live in ~20 minutes, and then staying live for like a week.
DesertBus.org
Hey, come and hang out while we raise money for children in hospitals.
Going live in ~20 minutes, and then staying live for like a week.
DesertBus.org
Desert Bus 2025
A charity fundraising marathon in support of Child's Play Charity.
DesertBus.org
November 14, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Can’t believe it’s Desert Bus time again.
Hey, come and hang out while we raise money for children in hospitals.
Going live in ~20 minutes, and then staying live for like a week.
DesertBus.org
Hey, come and hang out while we raise money for children in hospitals.
Going live in ~20 minutes, and then staying live for like a week.
DesertBus.org