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if you're an older person who finds words like mogg and maxxing annoying, just starting using them. people over the age of 30 have the superpower to end trends by simply adopting them
February 14, 2026 at 1:50 AM
if you're an older person who finds words like mogg and maxxing annoying, just starting using them. people over the age of 30 have the superpower to end trends by simply adopting them
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Happy birthday to one of my favourite haters, Charles Darwin
February 12, 2026 at 4:31 PM
Happy birthday to one of my favourite haters, Charles Darwin
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THE CASE OF THE STUTTERING PIG (1937)
February 12, 2026 at 2:56 AM
THE CASE OF THE STUTTERING PIG (1937)
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Younger generations don't realize how influential The Beatles were. The guitar didn't exist before The Beatles invented it. Songs didn't have lyrics before Paul McCartney wrote Hey Jude. Music used to be a bunch of guys in a field, clapping rocks together and yelling "Shaw! Shaw!" up at the sun.
February 12, 2026 at 2:47 PM
Younger generations don't realize how influential The Beatles were. The guitar didn't exist before The Beatles invented it. Songs didn't have lyrics before Paul McCartney wrote Hey Jude. Music used to be a bunch of guys in a field, clapping rocks together and yelling "Shaw! Shaw!" up at the sun.
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“and then this motherfucker puts a FEATHER in his CAP, and you are not gonna believe what he called that shit. guess. just fuckin guess.”
February 10, 2026 at 10:48 PM
“and then this motherfucker puts a FEATHER in his CAP, and you are not gonna believe what he called that shit. guess. just fuckin guess.”
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good morning ☀️ i hope you
are happy, and if you are not that
it is only temporary. may we work
toward a better., okay? good :D
destroy what makes your good time
bad! enjoy the computer and be
are happy, and if you are not that
it is only temporary. may we work
toward a better., okay? good :D
destroy what makes your good time
bad! enjoy the computer and be
February 4, 2026 at 3:56 PM
good morning ☀️ i hope you
are happy, and if you are not that
it is only temporary. may we work
toward a better., okay? good :D
destroy what makes your good time
bad! enjoy the computer and be
are happy, and if you are not that
it is only temporary. may we work
toward a better., okay? good :D
destroy what makes your good time
bad! enjoy the computer and be
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When you boil it down to its most basic elements, Scooby Doo and the gang were essentially freelance insurance fraud investigators.
January 7, 2026 at 2:49 PM
When you boil it down to its most basic elements, Scooby Doo and the gang were essentially freelance insurance fraud investigators.
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The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service
December 5, 2025 at 1:31 PM
The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service
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son it is time for cruelty
(rerun)
(rerun)
November 28, 2025 at 7:10 PM
son it is time for cruelty
(rerun)
(rerun)
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you can lead a horse to water but you can’t make it drink because of all the men being taught how to fish
November 15, 2025 at 9:44 PM
you can lead a horse to water but you can’t make it drink because of all the men being taught how to fish
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maybe she’s burn with it
maybe it’s gasoline
maybe it’s gasoline
November 12, 2025 at 4:42 AM
maybe she’s burn with it
maybe it’s gasoline
maybe it’s gasoline
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football’s all like gimme that coconut i want it it’s beautiful but tennis is all like fuck this stupid lemon i hate it
November 9, 2025 at 7:55 PM
football’s all like gimme that coconut i want it it’s beautiful but tennis is all like fuck this stupid lemon i hate it
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hey my roommate's out. you want to come listen to the rite of spring and get scared?
November 8, 2025 at 6:32 PM
hey my roommate's out. you want to come listen to the rite of spring and get scared?
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on the topic of dick cheney, one thing i’ve always said is that you shouldn’t kill a million people
November 4, 2025 at 12:07 PM
on the topic of dick cheney, one thing i’ve always said is that you shouldn’t kill a million people
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My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my works and let me know if you have any questions! 🤗
October 29, 2025 at 9:16 PM
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my works and let me know if you have any questions! 🤗
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maybe the real treasure was the trove of priceless jewels we found along the way
October 29, 2025 at 4:46 PM
maybe the real treasure was the trove of priceless jewels we found along the way
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JEEPERS CREEPERS (1939)
October 27, 2025 at 9:54 PM
JEEPERS CREEPERS (1939)
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I'm at the beginning of my rope. I'm doing great.
October 23, 2025 at 3:26 PM
I'm at the beginning of my rope. I'm doing great.
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OLIVE GARDEN WAITER: *grating cheese* say when
TRICK OR TREATER: uhh
TRICK OR TREATER: uhh
October 23, 2025 at 5:15 PM
OLIVE GARDEN WAITER: *grating cheese* say when
TRICK OR TREATER: uhh
TRICK OR TREATER: uhh
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my woke take is that entirely too many people feel entitled to the benefits of a social contract while not feeling bound by the responsibilities of said contract
October 20, 2025 at 12:35 PM
my woke take is that entirely too many people feel entitled to the benefits of a social contract while not feeling bound by the responsibilities of said contract
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I come from a long line of folks
October 15, 2025 at 3:07 PM
I come from a long line of folks
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