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"Drink whole milk, you'll come in 5th place" is an incredible ad campaign.
January 20, 2026 at 3:40 PM
"Drink whole milk, you'll come in 5th place" is an incredible ad campaign.
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The company that had to shut down 400 stores this month thinks incelposting is going to to bring customers back
January 16, 2026 at 7:33 AM
The company that had to shut down 400 stores this month thinks incelposting is going to to bring customers back
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Just the White House referencing “which way, western man” by William gayley Simpson (published by the National Alliance, the Neo Nazi group led by white nationalist William Luther Pierce of Turner Diaries fame) AND threatening Greenland in the same tweet.
January 14, 2026 at 7:18 PM
Just the White House referencing “which way, western man” by William gayley Simpson (published by the National Alliance, the Neo Nazi group led by white nationalist William Luther Pierce of Turner Diaries fame) AND threatening Greenland in the same tweet.
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excellent
The Académie Française today announced that French kinksters must use the term "maîtrise de la pisse" instead of the more widely-used Japanese loan word "omorashi".
January 14, 2026 at 8:17 PM
excellent
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Progressives HAVE been weighing in.
-universal health care
-streamlining immigration processes
-universal basic income
-more funding for childcare
But no one wanted to listen.
-universal health care
-streamlining immigration processes
-universal basic income
-more funding for childcare
But no one wanted to listen.
The US and other countries face aging, shrinking populations. Conservatives have shaped debate over the issue. Some liberals say it's time for progressives to weigh in.
As birthrates tumble, some progressives say the left needs to offer ideas and solutions
The US and other countries face aging, shrinking populations. Conservatives have shaped debate over the issue. Some liberals say it's time for progressives to weigh in.
n.pr
January 14, 2026 at 12:40 AM
Progressives HAVE been weighing in.
-universal health care
-streamlining immigration processes
-universal basic income
-more funding for childcare
But no one wanted to listen.
-universal health care
-streamlining immigration processes
-universal basic income
-more funding for childcare
But no one wanted to listen.
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ICE shot and killed a woman on camera today. We all saw the video.
The Trump administration is lying.
The Trump administration is lying.
January 7, 2026 at 7:47 PM
ICE shot and killed a woman on camera today. We all saw the video.
The Trump administration is lying.
The Trump administration is lying.
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Sometimes I write my tweets extra slow and dumb so that Pete Hegseth can enjoy them, too
January 3, 2026 at 8:41 PM
Sometimes I write my tweets extra slow and dumb so that Pete Hegseth can enjoy them, too
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Ah. Trump is mad Maduro didn't fuck as many kids as him.
January 3, 2026 at 6:42 PM
Ah. Trump is mad Maduro didn't fuck as many kids as him.
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my brain kept repeating this so i had to make it
January 3, 2026 at 6:41 PM
my brain kept repeating this so i had to make it
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If your position is that regime change should be forced on countries where the president does not respect democratic norms and regularly kidnaps opponents using an officially sanctioned paramiliatary, have I got news for you about your position on the United States
January 3, 2026 at 1:45 PM
If your position is that regime change should be forced on countries where the president does not respect democratic norms and regularly kidnaps opponents using an officially sanctioned paramiliatary, have I got news for you about your position on the United States
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TODD & AARON GAME AWARDS 2025 ARE HERE BABY
HAHAHAHA GAME OF THE YEAR CALL OF DUTY BLOPS 7 (WHAT A GREAT RPG) WORST GAME OF THE YEAR: CLAIR OBSCUR EXPEDITION 33 (WTF WAS THAT.... FRENCH?? RUGRATS IN PARIS WAS BETTER) GO WATCH ON YOUTUBE WE NAILED IT LMAO youtu.be/Iz_uL6zoX8I?...
HAHAHAHA GAME OF THE YEAR CALL OF DUTY BLOPS 7 (WHAT A GREAT RPG) WORST GAME OF THE YEAR: CLAIR OBSCUR EXPEDITION 33 (WTF WAS THAT.... FRENCH?? RUGRATS IN PARIS WAS BETTER) GO WATCH ON YOUTUBE WE NAILED IT LMAO youtu.be/Iz_uL6zoX8I?...
December 31, 2025 at 6:06 PM
TODD & AARON GAME AWARDS 2025 ARE HERE BABY
HAHAHAHA GAME OF THE YEAR CALL OF DUTY BLOPS 7 (WHAT A GREAT RPG) WORST GAME OF THE YEAR: CLAIR OBSCUR EXPEDITION 33 (WTF WAS THAT.... FRENCH?? RUGRATS IN PARIS WAS BETTER) GO WATCH ON YOUTUBE WE NAILED IT LMAO youtu.be/Iz_uL6zoX8I?...
HAHAHAHA GAME OF THE YEAR CALL OF DUTY BLOPS 7 (WHAT A GREAT RPG) WORST GAME OF THE YEAR: CLAIR OBSCUR EXPEDITION 33 (WTF WAS THAT.... FRENCH?? RUGRATS IN PARIS WAS BETTER) GO WATCH ON YOUTUBE WE NAILED IT LMAO youtu.be/Iz_uL6zoX8I?...
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Please put it in the newspaper that @chriswarcraft.bsky.social was both mad and correct.
November 20, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Please put it in the newspaper that @chriswarcraft.bsky.social was both mad and correct.
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Vaxxed?
The American penny died on Wednesday in Philadelphia. It was 232. The cause was irrelevance and expensiveness, the Treasury Department said. Nothing could be bought any more with a penny, as the cost to mint the penny had risen to more than 3 cents. nyti.ms/48bFd5K
November 12, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Vaxxed?
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I watched Naked Gun 2 1/2 this weekend and there was a joke in it. "I want a world where the Democrats will put somebody up there worth voting for!" The movie was made in 1991.
November 10, 2025 at 6:27 PM
I watched Naked Gun 2 1/2 this weekend and there was a joke in it. "I want a world where the Democrats will put somebody up there worth voting for!" The movie was made in 1991.
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DONALD TRUMP: [asleep, drooling on long red tie]
SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
November 10, 2025 at 2:37 AM
DONALD TRUMP: [asleep, drooling on long red tie]
SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
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“Hey look it’s couch fucker. You gonna fuck a couch buddy?”
Is goddamned hilarious.
Is goddamned hilarious.
Omg, JD Vance getting heckled by people yelling ‘COUCH F*CKER’ as he visits Union Station to survey Trump’s militarization of D.C.
August 20, 2025 at 8:10 PM
“Hey look it’s couch fucker. You gonna fuck a couch buddy?”
Is goddamned hilarious.
Is goddamned hilarious.
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Lavos, the alien monster intent on destroying all life, has emerged from beneath the planet's surface to endorse Andrew Cuomo in the New York City mayoral race. "Cuomo has the experience and character necessary to lead," said Lavos, while fire rained from the sky
June 23, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Lavos, the alien monster intent on destroying all life, has emerged from beneath the planet's surface to endorse Andrew Cuomo in the New York City mayoral race. "Cuomo has the experience and character necessary to lead," said Lavos, while fire rained from the sky
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"Democrats could ~do~..." whoa whoa whoa, let's not set our expectations that high.
June 11, 2025 at 1:07 AM
"Democrats could ~do~..." whoa whoa whoa, let's not set our expectations that high.
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The best response to Abundance talk is a single tweet from Ruairi Wood, RIP brother.
June 4, 2025 at 7:58 PM
The best response to Abundance talk is a single tweet from Ruairi Wood, RIP brother.
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Jake Tapper: “Why did you buy these antisemitic memecoins?”
Trump dinner attendee: “I purchased the FuckTheJews coin merely because I thought it would be a good investment. Likewise, I bought SwastikaCoin as a hedge against inflation.”
Jake Tapper: “Have you heard about Joe Biden’s health?”
Trump dinner attendee: “I purchased the FuckTheJews coin merely because I thought it would be a good investment. Likewise, I bought SwastikaCoin as a hedge against inflation.”
Jake Tapper: “Have you heard about Joe Biden’s health?”
May 22, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Jake Tapper: “Why did you buy these antisemitic memecoins?”
Trump dinner attendee: “I purchased the FuckTheJews coin merely because I thought it would be a good investment. Likewise, I bought SwastikaCoin as a hedge against inflation.”
Jake Tapper: “Have you heard about Joe Biden’s health?”
Trump dinner attendee: “I purchased the FuckTheJews coin merely because I thought it would be a good investment. Likewise, I bought SwastikaCoin as a hedge against inflation.”
Jake Tapper: “Have you heard about Joe Biden’s health?”
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If the current crop of Democrats were leading the Union in 1861, the Civil War would’ve been over by September and the capital of the United States would now be Richmond.
Doing "Everything is normal" cosplay in Congress - debating GOP bills, confirming Trump nominees - while the administration is *arresting members of your caucus is not a bad sign, it is an epitaph. No group of people who refuse to fight *for their own skins* will fight for anyone else.
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May 21, 2025 at 3:58 PM
If the current crop of Democrats were leading the Union in 1861, the Civil War would’ve been over by September and the capital of the United States would now be Richmond.
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This would go some way to explaining the $3,600 a month on candles
odd that dril hasn't posted since the pope died
April 21, 2025 at 8:48 PM
This would go some way to explaining the $3,600 a month on candles