cheesebeyondmymeans
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there’s no way to stop my singing in this world but to cut my throat
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I kind of like this whole “We won’t buy your liquor but we will air your state-suppressed news stories” niche that Canada’s apparently carved out.
December 23, 2025 at 12:20 AM
I kind of like this whole “We won’t buy your liquor but we will air your state-suppressed news stories” niche that Canada’s apparently carved out.
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tv chef "as we all know French cooking is the height of luxury"
a French peasant to his hungry family, 200 years ago:
"the chicken livers were free, no one wanted them. so I boiled them and some onion scraps until it was a paste. I'm calling it 'paté'. now stop crying and eat your dinner."
a French peasant to his hungry family, 200 years ago:
"the chicken livers were free, no one wanted them. so I boiled them and some onion scraps until it was a paste. I'm calling it 'paté'. now stop crying and eat your dinner."
December 23, 2025 at 3:58 AM
tv chef "as we all know French cooking is the height of luxury"
a French peasant to his hungry family, 200 years ago:
"the chicken livers were free, no one wanted them. so I boiled them and some onion scraps until it was a paste. I'm calling it 'paté'. now stop crying and eat your dinner."
a French peasant to his hungry family, 200 years ago:
"the chicken livers were free, no one wanted them. so I boiled them and some onion scraps until it was a paste. I'm calling it 'paté'. now stop crying and eat your dinner."
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Important news for the Bluesky userbase (37-year-olds who went to the free Prospect Park shows every summer): Wolf Parade has the No. 1 song on Spotify right now because it's in the gay hockey movie.
December 22, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Important news for the Bluesky userbase (37-year-olds who went to the free Prospect Park shows every summer): Wolf Parade has the No. 1 song on Spotify right now because it's in the gay hockey movie.
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Doc Bullfrog, you smoke too tough. Your swag too different. Your bitch is too bad. They’ll kill you.
December 22, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Doc Bullfrog, you smoke too tough. Your swag too different. Your bitch is too bad. They’ll kill you.
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my cousin said "that's a cool shirt, is that a ship" and i said "yeah" and she said "what's the quote say" and i said "scott for scientific method, amundsen for speed and efficiency, but when disaster strikes and all hope is gone, get down on your knees and pray for shackleton"
December 22, 2025 at 3:51 AM
my cousin said "that's a cool shirt, is that a ship" and i said "yeah" and she said "what's the quote say" and i said "scott for scientific method, amundsen for speed and efficiency, but when disaster strikes and all hope is gone, get down on your knees and pray for shackleton"
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Santana - Smooth (Official Video) ft. Rob Thomas
YouTube video by SantanaVEVO
www.youtube.com
December 21, 2025 at 4:45 AM
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Does anyone wanna see a really good Getty image of Rita Moreno and Sam The Eagle having dinner in 1979?
December 20, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Does anyone wanna see a really good Getty image of Rita Moreno and Sam The Eagle having dinner in 1979?
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me using my humanities education to analyze the background when christopher anderson asks me to pose against this wall
December 19, 2025 at 1:46 AM
me using my humanities education to analyze the background when christopher anderson asks me to pose against this wall
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I wish people knew that you could write a queer Eastern European character who's father isn't an abusive alcoholic
December 17, 2025 at 4:14 AM
I wish people knew that you could write a queer Eastern European character who's father isn't an abusive alcoholic
Also true for a “native” speaker with a Masters degree in Public Administration and 10+ years of experience in policy roles…
I'm Kenyan. I Don't Write Like ChatGPT. ChatGPT Writes Like Me.
I'm calm. I'm calm. I promise.
open.substack.com
December 16, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Also true for a “native” speaker with a Masters degree in Public Administration and 10+ years of experience in policy roles…
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WHEW!!!!!!!!
Virginia Heffernan wrote this shortly after the 2016 election and it still holds true
December 16, 2025 at 7:17 AM
WHEW!!!!!!!!
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fuck right off with this too please.
Chomsky has been quite clear that he doesn’t think his relationship with Epstein is anyone else’s business and we can and should draw adverse inferences from that.
sorry he wrote some things you liked; bold thinkers can be monsters too.
Chomsky has been quite clear that he doesn’t think his relationship with Epstein is anyone else’s business and we can and should draw adverse inferences from that.
sorry he wrote some things you liked; bold thinkers can be monsters too.
Noam Chomsky’s emails to Jeffrey Epstein display none of the fawning chatter found from, say, Larry Summers. And he does not appear to have been co-opted by whatever access Epstein provided.
https://bit.ly/4s3vx5A
https://bit.ly/4s3vx5A
What the Noam Chomsky–Jeffrey Epstein E-mails Tell Us
Chomsky has often suffered fools, knaves, and criminals too lightly. Epstein was one of them. But that doesn’t mean Chomsky was part of the “Epstein class.”
bit.ly
December 15, 2025 at 4:28 PM
fuck right off with this too please.
Chomsky has been quite clear that he doesn’t think his relationship with Epstein is anyone else’s business and we can and should draw adverse inferences from that.
sorry he wrote some things you liked; bold thinkers can be monsters too.
Chomsky has been quite clear that he doesn’t think his relationship with Epstein is anyone else’s business and we can and should draw adverse inferences from that.
sorry he wrote some things you liked; bold thinkers can be monsters too.
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Animals with misleading names. I'm seeing this go around as part of a viral tumblr thread so I thought I'd reshare it.
December 15, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Animals with misleading names. I'm seeing this go around as part of a viral tumblr thread so I thought I'd reshare it.
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as always: don't let yourself get attached to any social media platform you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you feel the heat around the corner
December 15, 2025 at 7:06 PM
as always: don't let yourself get attached to any social media platform you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you feel the heat around the corner
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The older I get, the more my politics mature from childish, naïve beliefs like "the world is complicated and leaders have to make hard decisions" to more serious, adult principles like "hurting people is bad and helping people is good."
December 15, 2025 at 4:51 PM
The older I get, the more my politics mature from childish, naïve beliefs like "the world is complicated and leaders have to make hard decisions" to more serious, adult principles like "hurting people is bad and helping people is good."
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I was one of these guys and what I watched happen was that a handful of tech companies took the work of all those free software evangelists and built trillion dollar monopolies on top of it while the free software creators got nothing and went broke.
December 13, 2025 at 8:52 PM
I was one of these guys and what I watched happen was that a handful of tech companies took the work of all those free software evangelists and built trillion dollar monopolies on top of it while the free software creators got nothing and went broke.
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insanely good thing to say when you enter a room
December 13, 2025 at 9:04 AM
insanely good thing to say when you enter a room
Me to me
Can’t find a way to write this that doesn’t sound like a twee bromide but genuinely, if your end of year review is that you survived painful things happening in your life & the world, stayed empathetic in an inhospitable environment & treated yourself & others decently then that’s achievement enough
December 13, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Me to me
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A billion dollars and the idea is basically Star Wars JibJab
December 13, 2025 at 3:05 PM
A billion dollars and the idea is basically Star Wars JibJab
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Storm over Panama at 37k feet.
Santiago Borja
Santiago Borja
December 13, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Storm over Panama at 37k feet.
Santiago Borja
Santiago Borja
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Me: … and that contributed to the collapse of the Roman Empire
14yo: do you mean the WESTERN Roman Empire?
Me: yeah
14yo: then you should say that, because in Constantinople …
Me: yeah, of course, obviously
14yo, talking over me: BECAUSE IN CONSTANTINOPLE THE EASTERN EMPIRE CONTINUED FOR CENTURIES
14yo: do you mean the WESTERN Roman Empire?
Me: yeah
14yo: then you should say that, because in Constantinople …
Me: yeah, of course, obviously
14yo, talking over me: BECAUSE IN CONSTANTINOPLE THE EASTERN EMPIRE CONTINUED FOR CENTURIES
December 13, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Me: … and that contributed to the collapse of the Roman Empire
14yo: do you mean the WESTERN Roman Empire?
Me: yeah
14yo: then you should say that, because in Constantinople …
Me: yeah, of course, obviously
14yo, talking over me: BECAUSE IN CONSTANTINOPLE THE EASTERN EMPIRE CONTINUED FOR CENTURIES
14yo: do you mean the WESTERN Roman Empire?
Me: yeah
14yo: then you should say that, because in Constantinople …
Me: yeah, of course, obviously
14yo, talking over me: BECAUSE IN CONSTANTINOPLE THE EASTERN EMPIRE CONTINUED FOR CENTURIES
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look man, i watch a lot of these behind the scenes actor interviews things, but this is on another level.
the opening 2 minutes are deranged. i love them so much.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DlY3...
the opening 2 minutes are deranged. i love them so much.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DlY3...
Alexander Skarsgård & Stellan Skarsgård | Actors on Actors
YouTube video by Variety
www.youtube.com
December 12, 2025 at 11:45 PM
look man, i watch a lot of these behind the scenes actor interviews things, but this is on another level.
the opening 2 minutes are deranged. i love them so much.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DlY3...
the opening 2 minutes are deranged. i love them so much.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DlY3...
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Today in “Dudes Rock”:
A dude playing Dire Straits’s “Sultans of Swing” guitar solo on…a recorder.
A dude playing Dire Straits’s “Sultans of Swing” guitar solo on…a recorder.
December 12, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Today in “Dudes Rock”:
A dude playing Dire Straits’s “Sultans of Swing” guitar solo on…a recorder.
A dude playing Dire Straits’s “Sultans of Swing” guitar solo on…a recorder.