Mojave Midnights
mojavemidnights.bsky.social
Mojave Midnights
@mojavemidnights.bsky.social
genderqueer, Angeleno, Bloodborne enthusiast. he/her/she/him
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My wife was bragging when she realized this morning that, if she can make it to midnight, she’ll win Whamageddon this year

Why you would tell me that and then let me near your phone I have no idea
December 25, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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November 25, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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December 24, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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Years of lead paint
December 24, 2025 at 12:00 AM
I found it. The worst profile on Bluesky.

It literally could not get any more obnoxious than this.
December 22, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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A not-inconsiderable bit of 20th century culture, high, low and middlebrow, is brilliantly concentrated in that misremembered title.
December 22, 2025 at 4:33 AM
December 22, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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My brilliant strategy of yelling “THIS WILL TAKE YOUR JOB AND YOU’LL DIE IN THE GUTTER LOL” hasn’t worked. I guess it’s because everyone is too stupid to appreciate it.
December 21, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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I once abandoned a social media account with more than 100k followers because someone I knew in real life said "hey you should follow this account, they kinda sound like you!"
December 21, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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posting should be something you do secretly in the kitchen while your family eats dinner. if someone in real life asks you if you post online you should deny it. more than anything elon wants to be known as a great poster and this is why he’ll never be one. he’ll sooner weave a ladder to heaven
January 3, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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In other words, in the past, people had ways to delude themselves into believing their children had not really cut them off, they had just “moved away.” What people have lost now is the ability to delude themselves about what’s happening.
December 17, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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babe let's make this bauhaus a bauhome
December 17, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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Colonel: What is that you've got written on your helmet?
Joker: "Born to Post", sir.
Colonel: You write "Born to Post" on your helmet and you wear a t-shirt that says "Posting is a form of self harm". What's that supposed to be, some kind of sick joke?
Joker: No, sir.
October 22, 2024 at 11:36 AM
my siblings and I loved this game, played it constantly, and interpreted the cover almost exactly the way this article lays out
December 13, 2025 at 3:40 AM
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you'll spend your entire life thinking "that's not her, not really" and pushing the thought away. you'll never truly grieve. you'll become attached to a simulacrum, something that isn't your grandmother & never was; it will eventually replace her in your memory. you will live in hell before you die
IN DEPTH | If you could speak to your dead grandmother forever, would you?
If you could speak to your dead grandmother forever, would you?
www.independent.co.uk
December 10, 2025 at 5:46 PM
the six of you who actually see my posts should check this out, I've been a fan for 25 years and DreaD's work just keeps getting better (and sexier)
Good afternoon, my Goblins! Today is the Day!!! We will be hosting the DreaDFul Holiday Market this evening. Come and check out our end of the year sale event! These will be the lowest prices of the year! So head over to DreaDIllustrations.com and register for the event today!!!
December 7, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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oomfies posting about their HRT experiences are always like "yall no one told me. since i started E i've gained precognition as well as the ability to project an energy blade made from my own ki. also i'm starting to fuck with putting raisins in chili" and i just have to accept all of this as true
December 7, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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I was masking a house out of a photo for an edit and accidentally made an ontologically evil image
December 5, 2025 at 1:39 AM
December 3, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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My poor family can’t watch a show or movie with me without “oh, that has to be a reference to John Cassavetes’ appearance in Columbo, an episode he co-directed with Peter Falk, because Nick Colosanto was directing but got sick - you know ‘Coach’ from “Cheers” (looks around) where did everybody go?”
December 12, 2024 at 9:57 PM
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every day logging on is a race to get a dumb joke off before you read the most terrifying news you’ve ever heard
November 29, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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no I'm not "posting through it." it's posting through me
November 28, 2025 at 4:04 AM
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"Would Columbo out you if he figured out you were an egg?" longest thread in NBC Mystery Movie fan forum history, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate
November 27, 2025 at 6:04 AM
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It’s not fisting unless you’re alive for it. Those turkeys are stealing valor
November 27, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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oh wow you work 60-80 hours a week? like you spend that time doing the thing we are all forced to do to survive but more of it? do you ever feel like a stupid loser? like a donkey?
November 26, 2025 at 3:48 PM