MommyingHard
@mommyinghard.bsky.social
Working mom in her 30s trying to hold it together. 2 kids, 3 if counting husband, 2 fur babies. Sharing your daily dose of mom-edy moments.
Me: How much of this stress relief spray should I use to feel de-stressed?
Hubby: Honey, there's not enough of it for that.
Hubby: Honey, there's not enough of it for that.
January 12, 2026 at 12:43 PM
Me: How much of this stress relief spray should I use to feel de-stressed?
Hubby: Honey, there's not enough of it for that.
Hubby: Honey, there's not enough of it for that.
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Revenge is a dish best served slathered in 4 different cheeses, because any dish is better when it’s served slathered in 4 different cheeses.
August 20, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Revenge is a dish best served slathered in 4 different cheeses, because any dish is better when it’s served slathered in 4 different cheeses.
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I often stand naked in front of a full-length mirror, studying myself to better come to terms with my imperfections. It’s not an easy thing to do though, and quite frankly I feel IKEA security could be a little more supportive.
December 14, 2023 at 12:33 PM
I often stand naked in front of a full-length mirror, studying myself to better come to terms with my imperfections. It’s not an easy thing to do though, and quite frankly I feel IKEA security could be a little more supportive.
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<ring ring>
me: *accepts call, says nothing*
brother: you there?
me:
him: do you have mute on?
me: *texts* 'I can't talk you today'
him: oh, for fuck's sake, why not?
me: *texts* 'I talked to two people yesterday'
him:
me:
him: fair enough
me: *accepts call, says nothing*
brother: you there?
me:
him: do you have mute on?
me: *texts* 'I can't talk you today'
him: oh, for fuck's sake, why not?
me: *texts* 'I talked to two people yesterday'
him:
me:
him: fair enough
October 29, 2025 at 5:22 PM
<ring ring>
me: *accepts call, says nothing*
brother: you there?
me:
him: do you have mute on?
me: *texts* 'I can't talk you today'
him: oh, for fuck's sake, why not?
me: *texts* 'I talked to two people yesterday'
him:
me:
him: fair enough
me: *accepts call, says nothing*
brother: you there?
me:
him: do you have mute on?
me: *texts* 'I can't talk you today'
him: oh, for fuck's sake, why not?
me: *texts* 'I talked to two people yesterday'
him:
me:
him: fair enough
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I was in the same room as a vegetable today, my new year's resolution is going great
January 9, 2026 at 2:44 PM
I was in the same room as a vegetable today, my new year's resolution is going great
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Please never give up on your dream that one day, you will finally have a bookshelf with a rolling ladder.
January 11, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Please never give up on your dream that one day, you will finally have a bookshelf with a rolling ladder.
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My 7yo's math problem says that Jessica bought 10 yogurts that cost $0.30 each and 7 Ibs of chicken breast that cost $1.25 per pound and my question is, where does Jessica do her grocery shopping.
January 10, 2026 at 7:39 PM
My 7yo's math problem says that Jessica bought 10 yogurts that cost $0.30 each and 7 Ibs of chicken breast that cost $1.25 per pound and my question is, where does Jessica do her grocery shopping.
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Told my mom I was going to make meatballs for dinner over the weekend and now she's dislocated her hip replacement twice in 24 hours. I'm starting to think she doesn't like my meatballs.
January 10, 2026 at 9:49 PM
Told my mom I was going to make meatballs for dinner over the weekend and now she's dislocated her hip replacement twice in 24 hours. I'm starting to think she doesn't like my meatballs.
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My 7yo drank an entire smart water and is pissed that he doesn’t feel any smarter. Now I also have a beef with thin mints.
January 11, 2026 at 4:06 PM
My 7yo drank an entire smart water and is pissed that he doesn’t feel any smarter. Now I also have a beef with thin mints.
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My 7yo asked why he doesn’t get more money for each lost tooth, his reasoning being “I’ve had these for longer, they should be worth more” and I think he’d do well with a career in finance.
January 11, 2026 at 10:44 PM
My 7yo asked why he doesn’t get more money for each lost tooth, his reasoning being “I’ve had these for longer, they should be worth more” and I think he’d do well with a career in finance.
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I’ve been craving bean burritos for a month.
Is that weird?
Is that weird?
January 10, 2026 at 11:59 PM
I’ve been craving bean burritos for a month.
Is that weird?
Is that weird?
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115 lbs v 9 lbs
Both came from wolves
Make it make sense
Both came from wolves
Make it make sense
January 11, 2026 at 2:12 PM
115 lbs v 9 lbs
Both came from wolves
Make it make sense
Both came from wolves
Make it make sense
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we’re in the vet’s office waiting room and they just called for Agamemnon. we all looked at the Great Dane but it turns out Agamemnon is an orange kitten in a backpack that makes him look like an astronaut cheese puff
January 11, 2026 at 5:27 PM
we’re in the vet’s office waiting room and they just called for Agamemnon. we all looked at the Great Dane but it turns out Agamemnon is an orange kitten in a backpack that makes him look like an astronaut cheese puff
6yo at night when it's bedtime: I'm so hungry I'm dying
Forget the fact she ate 3 dinners right beforehand...
Forget the fact she ate 3 dinners right beforehand...
January 11, 2026 at 3:00 PM
6yo at night when it's bedtime: I'm so hungry I'm dying
Forget the fact she ate 3 dinners right beforehand...
Forget the fact she ate 3 dinners right beforehand...
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Mr 10 asked when I had to write my first typewritten essay.
Me: “Well, when I was your age we didn’t have …” and then I proceeded to crumble to dust.
Me: “Well, when I was your age we didn’t have …” and then I proceeded to crumble to dust.
January 9, 2026 at 1:11 PM
Mr 10 asked when I had to write my first typewritten essay.
Me: “Well, when I was your age we didn’t have …” and then I proceeded to crumble to dust.
Me: “Well, when I was your age we didn’t have …” and then I proceeded to crumble to dust.
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I want to get so messed up that I feel no pain!!!
*takes 3 ibprophens instead of 2*
*takes 3 ibprophens instead of 2*
January 11, 2026 at 3:43 AM
I want to get so messed up that I feel no pain!!!
*takes 3 ibprophens instead of 2*
*takes 3 ibprophens instead of 2*
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Thinking of grabbing a cup of coffee and going on a walk through the snow. That sounds peaceful to me right now
January 11, 2026 at 2:15 PM
Thinking of grabbing a cup of coffee and going on a walk through the snow. That sounds peaceful to me right now
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Some cats proudly bring you the mice or birds theyve hunted.
Ours has hunted... a leaf.
She is very proud of it tho
Ours has hunted... a leaf.
She is very proud of it tho
January 11, 2026 at 10:29 AM
Some cats proudly bring you the mice or birds theyve hunted.
Ours has hunted... a leaf.
She is very proud of it tho
Ours has hunted... a leaf.
She is very proud of it tho
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“I’m low maintenance,” I claim, charging five devices like a medic.
January 11, 2026 at 2:02 PM
“I’m low maintenance,” I claim, charging five devices like a medic.
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You want one coffee I want two, let’s round it up to five.
January 11, 2026 at 2:40 PM
You want one coffee I want two, let’s round it up to five.
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Doctor: how’s your diet and exercise?
Me: my what?
Me: my what?
January 11, 2026 at 2:44 PM
Doctor: how’s your diet and exercise?
Me: my what?
Me: my what?
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on this day exactly 25 years ago, I pointed at a beautiful woman across the street & said "that's the girl I'm gonna marry one day,” but it turned out to be a lamppost
January 10, 2026 at 8:24 PM
on this day exactly 25 years ago, I pointed at a beautiful woman across the street & said "that's the girl I'm gonna marry one day,” but it turned out to be a lamppost
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I bet my daughter a quarter that she couldn’t get ready in under five minutes. She won, but I won more.
April 5, 2025 at 2:00 PM
I bet my daughter a quarter that she couldn’t get ready in under five minutes. She won, but I won more.
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My kid loves unnecessary abbreviations which is how she ended up telling our neighbour she spent the afternoon jumping on our new tramp.
April 4, 2025 at 12:31 AM
My kid loves unnecessary abbreviations which is how she ended up telling our neighbour she spent the afternoon jumping on our new tramp.
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My niece is taking driving lessons and my 10yo with an air of authority declared driving is easy you just push the pedal and call everyone “idiot”.
May 23, 2025 at 11:57 AM
My niece is taking driving lessons and my 10yo with an air of authority declared driving is easy you just push the pedal and call everyone “idiot”.