MommyingHard
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Working mom in her 30s trying to hold it together. 2 kids, 3 if counting husband, 2 fur babies. Sharing your daily dose of mom-edy moments.
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on this day exactly 25 years ago, I pointed at a beautiful woman across the street & said "that's the girl I'm gonna marry one day,” but it turned out to be a lamppost
January 10, 2026 at 8:24 PM
on this day exactly 25 years ago, I pointed at a beautiful woman across the street & said "that's the girl I'm gonna marry one day,” but it turned out to be a lamppost
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I bet my daughter a quarter that she couldn’t get ready in under five minutes. She won, but I won more.
April 5, 2025 at 2:00 PM
I bet my daughter a quarter that she couldn’t get ready in under five minutes. She won, but I won more.
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My kid loves unnecessary abbreviations which is how she ended up telling our neighbour she spent the afternoon jumping on our new tramp.
April 4, 2025 at 12:31 AM
My kid loves unnecessary abbreviations which is how she ended up telling our neighbour she spent the afternoon jumping on our new tramp.
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My niece is taking driving lessons and my 10yo with an air of authority declared driving is easy you just push the pedal and call everyone “idiot”.
May 23, 2025 at 11:57 AM
My niece is taking driving lessons and my 10yo with an air of authority declared driving is easy you just push the pedal and call everyone “idiot”.
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Let me shave your legs, baby. It'll be sexy.
[later]
They said to keep putting pressure on it till the ambulance gets here.
[later]
They said to keep putting pressure on it till the ambulance gets here.
January 10, 2026 at 4:54 PM
Let me shave your legs, baby. It'll be sexy.
[later]
They said to keep putting pressure on it till the ambulance gets here.
[later]
They said to keep putting pressure on it till the ambulance gets here.
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Just farted myself awake like some golden retriever
December 10, 2024 at 2:05 PM
Just farted myself awake like some golden retriever
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Sorry, dinner is going to be late. The spatula magically turned into a microphone
June 6, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Sorry, dinner is going to be late. The spatula magically turned into a microphone
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My car keeps its lights up after the new year, just to be cheerful
January 10, 2026 at 8:02 PM
My car keeps its lights up after the new year, just to be cheerful
New alcohol guidelines apparently removed the cancer warnings and dropped reccomended limits.
In response, all of Wisconsin collectively yelled ‘CHEERS’ and declared it a state holiday.
In response, all of Wisconsin collectively yelled ‘CHEERS’ and declared it a state holiday.
January 10, 2026 at 5:01 PM
New alcohol guidelines apparently removed the cancer warnings and dropped reccomended limits.
In response, all of Wisconsin collectively yelled ‘CHEERS’ and declared it a state holiday.
In response, all of Wisconsin collectively yelled ‘CHEERS’ and declared it a state holiday.
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I did the math:
2 cups of coffee is better than 1.
2 cups of coffee is better than 1.
January 10, 2026 at 1:23 PM
I did the math:
2 cups of coffee is better than 1.
2 cups of coffee is better than 1.
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New toilet’s in. Flawless victory.
If anyone needs me, I’ll be walking around the house like I invented indoor plumbing.
If anyone needs me, I’ll be walking around the house like I invented indoor plumbing.
January 10, 2026 at 4:36 PM
New toilet’s in. Flawless victory.
If anyone needs me, I’ll be walking around the house like I invented indoor plumbing.
If anyone needs me, I’ll be walking around the house like I invented indoor plumbing.
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Remember, it’s perfectly acceptable if your weekend plans consist of nothing other than reading a good book, drinking multiple kettles of tea, and indulging in a scandalous amount of cinnamon rolls.
January 9, 2026 at 8:10 PM
Remember, it’s perfectly acceptable if your weekend plans consist of nothing other than reading a good book, drinking multiple kettles of tea, and indulging in a scandalous amount of cinnamon rolls.
6yo is banned from watching the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse show with her younger cousin because she changed the lyrics from the 'Hot Dog' song to 'Hot Damn'.
January 9, 2026 at 12:30 PM
6yo is banned from watching the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse show with her younger cousin because she changed the lyrics from the 'Hot Dog' song to 'Hot Damn'.
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"Wow, Santa's almost as bad at wrapping presents as you are, daddy!" - my 6 year old daughter
December 25, 2025 at 11:57 PM
"Wow, Santa's almost as bad at wrapping presents as you are, daddy!" - my 6 year old daughter
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Just grounded my kids from using electronics for the rest of the year.
December 31, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Just grounded my kids from using electronics for the rest of the year.
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To get my daughter to complete a minor task I have to make it seem even easier than it actually is. To get my son to complete a minor task I have to make it seem infinitely more challenging than it actually is.
January 8, 2026 at 5:59 PM
To get my daughter to complete a minor task I have to make it seem even easier than it actually is. To get my son to complete a minor task I have to make it seem infinitely more challenging than it actually is.
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Me in my 20s: *texting my 10 closest friends on every night out like it’s nothing.*
Me in my 30s, reading mom group drama: Wait, people have NINE whole friends?!
Me in my 30s, reading mom group drama: Wait, people have NINE whole friends?!
January 7, 2026 at 2:54 AM
Me in my 20s: *texting my 10 closest friends on every night out like it’s nothing.*
Me in my 30s, reading mom group drama: Wait, people have NINE whole friends?!
Me in my 30s, reading mom group drama: Wait, people have NINE whole friends?!
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What I said: Ok, kids, time to go brush your teeth
What my kids heard: Ok, kids, time to drop, spit, splash, and spatter as much toothpaste as you can on the sink, counter, and floor
What my kids heard: Ok, kids, time to drop, spit, splash, and spatter as much toothpaste as you can on the sink, counter, and floor
January 9, 2026 at 4:15 AM
What I said: Ok, kids, time to go brush your teeth
What my kids heard: Ok, kids, time to drop, spit, splash, and spatter as much toothpaste as you can on the sink, counter, and floor
What my kids heard: Ok, kids, time to drop, spit, splash, and spatter as much toothpaste as you can on the sink, counter, and floor
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One day you're young and carefree, the next you have both daytime and nighttime socks
January 8, 2026 at 3:28 PM
One day you're young and carefree, the next you have both daytime and nighttime socks
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Not to brag but I’m hot like a dumpster fire.
January 8, 2026 at 9:21 PM
Not to brag but I’m hot like a dumpster fire.
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No one notices the invisible load that moms carry until she drops a piece.
January 8, 2026 at 10:51 PM
No one notices the invisible load that moms carry until she drops a piece.
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My toxic trait is buying fruit out of season and being mad when it’s not good.
January 8, 2026 at 8:05 PM
My toxic trait is buying fruit out of season and being mad when it’s not good.
*Doctor walks in room
6yo: Ugh. Finally. We have been waiting forever.
Me: Honey - that's rude. She has other patients she was with.
6yo: Well she did take forever. She's rude for making us wait.
6yo: Ugh. Finally. We have been waiting forever.
Me: Honey - that's rude. She has other patients she was with.
6yo: Well she did take forever. She's rude for making us wait.
January 8, 2026 at 12:41 PM
*Doctor walks in room
6yo: Ugh. Finally. We have been waiting forever.
Me: Honey - that's rude. She has other patients she was with.
6yo: Well she did take forever. She's rude for making us wait.
6yo: Ugh. Finally. We have been waiting forever.
Me: Honey - that's rude. She has other patients she was with.
6yo: Well she did take forever. She's rude for making us wait.
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Sesame Street never prepared me for any of this
January 8, 2026 at 11:45 AM
Sesame Street never prepared me for any of this
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Texting my wife “you up 👀 “ and immediately putting my phone on do not disturb and going to sleep
January 8, 2026 at 3:21 AM
Texting my wife “you up 👀 “ and immediately putting my phone on do not disturb and going to sleep