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Moustachejohnny
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Freelance filmmaker. Cameras, bikes & bees. Nashville based.
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😕🇺🇸
December 23, 2025 at 4:12 AM
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Bill Clinton releasing a statement saying 'release the Epstein files, you cowards' was not on my bingo list.
December 22, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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“Clinton is in the Epstein files!”

Great. Next time I come across a Clinton rally, someone wearing a Clinton hat, or flying a Clinton flag on their truck, I’ll be sure to let them know.

The rest of us want them ALL held accountable because we aren’t in a cult. Hope that helps.
December 23, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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This is a fair and important question. Trump is a criminal, running a criminal syndicate from the Oval Office.
December 23, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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A Lord of the Rings cover band called Frodo Fighters.
December 20, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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A Lord of the Rings super band called The Traveling Bagginses
A Lord of the Rings cover band called Flock of Smeagols
A Lord of the Rings cover band called Chappell Rohan
December 20, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Beyond parody.

We have an attorney general who is covering up the Epstein Files and a President who is proud he could identify a giraffe
December 20, 2025 at 5:07 AM
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Not the biggest signing. Might not even wind up impacting the 2026 Cubs. But I like the swing.
Some More Thoughts on the Cubs-Tyler Austin Signing
It was a small signing yesterday for the Chicago Cubs, but a necessary one, adding right-handed slugger Tyler Austin for the bench. Austin has been a star in Japan, putting up numbers comparable to many of the biggest names we talk about, but he’s 34, and there are fair questions about whether the mid-30s strikeout rate he used to run in MLB will return and sap him of any productivity this time around. So the deal was quite modest, reflecting the possibility that the Cubs won’t actually wind up carrying Austin all season when all is said and done. The Cubs’ official announcement of the signing listed Austin as an infielder and outfielder, which I found interesting given that he’s exclusively played first base the last few years. For the Cubs, it’d obviously be nice if he could also handle an occasional corner outfield start, but my guess is he is mostly a bat off the bench, with infrequent starts at first base to give Michael Busch a rest against a particularly bad lefty match-up or something. If he can just be an average overall bat when match-up protected, and pop the occasional dinger, that’s a win. But hey, you never know if a guy might just explode. I’m reminded of Darin Ruf, who washed out with the Phillies, then returned to MLB from three years in Korea ahead of the 2020 season at age 33. He proceeded to hit a whopping .272/.381/.519/143 wRC+ for the Giants over two seasons of part-time work. Tyler Austin certainly has been a monster in Japan, right up there with some familiar names: Number of >.600 SLG Seasons in NPB Since 2020 (min. 200 PA) Tyler Austin 3 Munetaka Murakami 2 Yuki Yanagita 1 Seiya Suzuki 1 Rest of NPB 0 Austin is now headed back to MLB for his age-34 seasonpic.twitter.com/nEFM5VutIF— Yakyu Cosmopolitan (@yakyucosmo) December 18, 2025 Why even try to sign Munetaka Murakami, amirite?! An interesting side note on the signing: Austin got a $1.25 million guarantee, rather than a minor league deal. Good get for him, in one sense. But in another sense, you sometimes see guys in his situation get a minor league deal … but with an even larger big league salary. In other words, sometimes your choice is either a might-not-ever-get-it larger amount, or a guaranteed smaller amount. For Austin, I wonder if the 40-man spot was the biggest goal, as he does not have any minor league options available. When you sign a minor league deal in that situation, teams can be a little slower/more reluctant to call you up that first time, knowing they can’t ever send you back down without first going through waivers. For the Cubs, this means that if Austin doesn’t make the team or clearly isn’t going to be able to hack it early on in the season, they’ll have to send him through waivers immediately, and then it’s a crapshoot on whether he winds up in the minors or is simply gone from the organization. The risk is barely a million bucks, though. Worth it. Another interesting side note: absent some special rule in his deal as a player coming from the NPB, which you sometimes see and sometimes don’t, Austin would be controllable via arbitration for three more seasons after 2026 in the event he becomes a contributor and the Cubs want to keep him. (That said, I’m kinda wondering if there is a carveout, given how long he was in Japan. Seems like those guys pretty much always get guaranteed free agency after their initial signing back in the States.) As of right now, if you call Seiya Suzuki the “starter” in right field, and call Moises Ballesteros the “starter” at DH, the bench would look something like this: Austin, whichever of Miguel Amaya and Carson Kelly is not starting that day, one of Owen Caissie or Kevin Alcantara, and then a utility infielder that probably isn’t yet on the roster (Jonathon Long may be big-league-ready, but his positional usage probably overlaps with Austin’s, and the Cubs may want someone who can more capably handle other infield spots). All of that can and will change through moves this offseason, and, frankly, on through Spring Training as the Cubs sort out injuries, effectiveness, waivers, and various minor league signings. But whatever happens on that front, it was always going to make sense to have a righty bopper in the mix, hence Tyler Austin.
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December 20, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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I’ve had an insanely busy day, but I’m getting around to digging through the Epstein File release.

Lot of redactions so far.
December 20, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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Happy EPSTEIN Files Release Day Eve for all those who celebrate!!! 👍
December 19, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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Teammate of Shota's!
The Chicago Cubs Are Signing a Star Slugger Out of Japan … Tyler Austin?
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December 18, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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Something, something Kavanaugh Stops
“They’re denying that any of her birth certificates, which are from Laurel, Maryland, her records of immunization, medical records — they’re denying the authenticity of them. It is something I’ve never encountered.” www.huffpost.com/entry/us-cit...
Trump Administration Says Maryland Woman's Birth Certificate Is Fake In Dystopian Move
Dulce Consuelo Diaz Morales was arrested on Sunday. ICE won’t release her despite extensive documentation of her citizenship, her attorneys told HuffPost.
www.huffpost.com
December 19, 2025 at 5:09 AM
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An absence of compassion can corrupt the decency of a community, a state, a nation. - Bryan Stevenson

Pic of the day

#photography
December 14, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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Two human beings were murdered last night. This is the response from the President of the United States:
December 15, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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Shocked by the awful death of Rob Reiner. I spoke with him for over an hour last night. We talked about his work and his plans for the future. I always enjoyed his company. We met at his Dad's in 1975. Last thing he said to me was "See you next year.." Such a terrible end. Such a sweet man.
December 15, 2025 at 6:26 AM
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Congresswoman Ilhan Omar's son was pulled over by ICE and forced to prove he is an American.

Two options:

1) ICE deliberately targeted him.

2) ICE is stopping all non-White people without any probable cause and forcing them to prove they are citizens.

Hard to say which option is scarier.
December 15, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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Rob Reiner directed some of the most beloved movies of all time, including Stand By Me, This is Spinal Tap, and The Princess Bride. His production company also made movies like The Shawshank Redemption, Before Sunrise and Michael Clayton. The film industry has lost one of its titans.
December 15, 2025 at 4:12 AM
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these days you learn something new and horrible every 5 seconds
December 15, 2025 at 7:40 AM
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This entire weekend
December 15, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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🔥🔥
December 7, 2025 at 6:23 AM
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A president cannot defend a nation if he is not held accountable to its laws.
December 6, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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Who has made this 🤣
December 7, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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Don't ever call this THING a president!
December 6, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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A top Republican in Indiana, whose daughter has Down Syndrome, just announced he will be voting to block Trump’s gerrymandering after Trump used the R-word to insult people yesterday.
November 28, 2025 at 9:26 PM