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Mr B
@mrbinexile.bsky.social
Angry Shop Steward, hospital worker, jew, Florida Man
RIP BUBS I LOVE YOU
Pinned
My chick (a shiksa) calls my jew wine "Manny schwitz"
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I am Mr B
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It’s my name and / or the name quoted in Fight Club and / or the guy from numerous fables and / or one of my favorite comedic TV characters from the 80s and / or a reminder that you don’t know Jack.
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“Strange ranger” is a nickname that was given to me by my mom’s best friend when I was 6.
December 30, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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My sister-in-law started calling me that and my wife thought it was fucking hilarious
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It’s my name and / or the name quoted in Fight Club and / or the guy from numerous fables and / or one of my favorite comedic TV characters from the 80s and / or a reminder that you don’t know Jack.
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“Strange ranger” is a nickname that was given to me by my mom’s best friend when I was 6.
December 30, 2025 at 1:35 PM
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i bet I'd be mad good at taking steroids.
December 30, 2025 at 3:51 AM
My Jewish breakfast is served
December 30, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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If Trump lives through his entire term you will see epic clapback memes from liberals when he calls the next fascist leader “low class”
December 30, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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frodo lord of the rings is so brave. gandalf is reckless with him.
December 30, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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Oh gawd.
Give me seat #1 and a Valium.
You’ve got a 10 hour flight.
Where are you sitting ?
December 30, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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I know what you're thinking but let me tell you, from experience, DON'T do that
December 29, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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December 30, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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this is where I post from
Y’all ever walk into a public restroom and immediately whisper “Jesus Christ”
December 30, 2025 at 2:24 AM
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i assume a lot has been written on what appears to be a strong intersection between nostalgia and reaction but what i love is the new strain of nostalgia for AI slop images remixing a commoditized past that most of these people never experienced and in fact mostly never existed
Fascists truly cannot distinguish fiction from reality

This has ELEVEN THOUSAND likes on the hellsite
December 30, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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me and whomst
in a world of wannabe Arwen and Aragorn's, be a Tom Bombadil & Goldberry
December 30, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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December 29, 2025 at 4:27 AM
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daily routine
December 29, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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the NFL is cool this year because almost every playoff team simultaneously looks like a Super Bowl contender and a first round exit
December 30, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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Peeing in bottles and biting anyone who comes near me, ‘the dark grindset’
December 30, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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New Year's Resolutions

• buy a telecaster
• lose 50lbs by the end of June and/or die trying
• don't buy a single bag of chips in 2026
• become the strongest i have ever been in my entire life
December 30, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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December 30, 2025 at 2:48 AM
This shiksa knows me so gd well
December 29, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Vodkaboobs, Homosex, Carla.

Ain't met Carla yet but this bitch bout to change my life
The first 3 words you see will define your 2026.

VODKA
BEACH
NACHOS

I’m in.
December 29, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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HOPEBUTT
DPUSSYAY
HOOAUK!
The first 3 words you see will define your 2026.

VODKA
BEACH
NACHOS

I’m in.
December 29, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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no one:

a cop’s apartment in a 90s network procedural:
December 28, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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Every headline I see about data centers makes me feel like living within a 5 mile radius of these things is going to create a crop of people so incensed by how its interrupting their lives that they'll make Ted Kaczynski look like Wile E. Coyote.
December 28, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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My birthstone is a weed gummy.
My birthstone is a mouse turd
My birthstone is the Chicxulub asteroid
December 28, 2025 at 6:23 PM