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Trump is now calling for Stephen Colbert to be killed
December 24, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Trump is now calling for Stephen Colbert to be killed
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I couldn't care less.
Rapists belong in prisons, not in boxing rings.
He is still going to get money from this.
Rapists belong in prisons, not in boxing rings.
He is still going to get money from this.
Andrew Tate and Jake Paul losing the same weekend. Sad.
December 21, 2025 at 8:41 AM
I couldn't care less.
Rapists belong in prisons, not in boxing rings.
He is still going to get money from this.
Rapists belong in prisons, not in boxing rings.
He is still going to get money from this.
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This is what they took from you
November 7, 2025 at 3:40 PM
This is what they took from you
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someone went up to sarah mcbride in front of the u.s. congress, hurled her deadname at her loudly and called her a pedophile repeatedly, posted video of the exchange to x, and it is now going wildly viral
i will not share the video
but if you’re not speaking up about this, you’re hurting yourself
i will not share the video
but if you’re not speaking up about this, you’re hurting yourself
November 7, 2025 at 3:08 AM
someone went up to sarah mcbride in front of the u.s. congress, hurled her deadname at her loudly and called her a pedophile repeatedly, posted video of the exchange to x, and it is now going wildly viral
i will not share the video
but if you’re not speaking up about this, you’re hurting yourself
i will not share the video
but if you’re not speaking up about this, you’re hurting yourself
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The utter lack of weight of responsibility felt by men like this scares the shit out of me, honestly.
I FIGHT FOR THE FUTURE OF WESTERN CIVILIZATION.
Wow, that's heavy stuff Mr. Musk. How do you do that?
I STARVE BLACK KIDS AND CHEAT AT DIABLO.
Man, fuck you.
I FIGHT FOR THE FUTURE OF WESTERN CIVILIZATION.
Wow, that's heavy stuff Mr. Musk. How do you do that?
I STARVE BLACK KIDS AND CHEAT AT DIABLO.
Man, fuck you.
November 7, 2025 at 4:08 AM
The utter lack of weight of responsibility felt by men like this scares the shit out of me, honestly.
I FIGHT FOR THE FUTURE OF WESTERN CIVILIZATION.
Wow, that's heavy stuff Mr. Musk. How do you do that?
I STARVE BLACK KIDS AND CHEAT AT DIABLO.
Man, fuck you.
I FIGHT FOR THE FUTURE OF WESTERN CIVILIZATION.
Wow, that's heavy stuff Mr. Musk. How do you do that?
I STARVE BLACK KIDS AND CHEAT AT DIABLO.
Man, fuck you.
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Still need more baseball?
We found a CD in our archives containing dozens of unused voice lines from MLB Slugfest 20-03 rejected by the MLB. Here's some of our favorites.
We found a CD in our archives containing dozens of unused voice lines from MLB Slugfest 20-03 rejected by the MLB. Here's some of our favorites.
November 3, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Still need more baseball?
We found a CD in our archives containing dozens of unused voice lines from MLB Slugfest 20-03 rejected by the MLB. Here's some of our favorites.
We found a CD in our archives containing dozens of unused voice lines from MLB Slugfest 20-03 rejected by the MLB. Here's some of our favorites.
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“If your drinking doesn’t affect my driving, why should I care how much you drink before you drive?”
Here she is.
Tucker Carlson: “If the vaccine is effective and you take it, then why does it matter if I take it?”
Cheryl Hines: “It doesn’t make any sense.”
Tucker: “So ‘my body, my choice’ was not a real thing, it turned out.”
“It’s your body, my choice.”
Cheryl: “Yeah, your body, my choice.”
Tucker Carlson: “If the vaccine is effective and you take it, then why does it matter if I take it?”
Cheryl Hines: “It doesn’t make any sense.”
Tucker: “So ‘my body, my choice’ was not a real thing, it turned out.”
“It’s your body, my choice.”
Cheryl: “Yeah, your body, my choice.”
October 27, 2025 at 12:23 AM
“If your drinking doesn’t affect my driving, why should I care how much you drink before you drive?”
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"Ronald Reagan was a mercantilist" is one of the most "The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command." I can think of.
Trump: "They cheated on a commercial. Ronald Reagan loved tariffs and they said he didn't. And I guess it was AI or something. They cheated badly. Canada got caught cheating on a commercial. Can you believe it?"
October 25, 2025 at 3:51 PM
"Ronald Reagan was a mercantilist" is one of the most "The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command." I can think of.
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There is a faction of the US left (such as it is) that has itself absolutely convinced that the key to reaching the Noble Salt Of The Earth Everyman is to be performatively chill about people bringing Nazi shit into political space.
Nope. All that does is turn your political space into a Nazi space
Nope. All that does is turn your political space into a Nazi space
October 22, 2025 at 12:33 AM
There is a faction of the US left (such as it is) that has itself absolutely convinced that the key to reaching the Noble Salt Of The Earth Everyman is to be performatively chill about people bringing Nazi shit into political space.
Nope. All that does is turn your political space into a Nazi space
Nope. All that does is turn your political space into a Nazi space
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Halloween! Nightmare King! Ghost! Ghost Pepper! Wednesday! And now the Jack-O-Lantern Whopper. I'm the only person in the world with a complete collection of Burger King's Halloween Whoppers, dating as far back as 2015. Can't believe I'm single.
October 8, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Halloween! Nightmare King! Ghost! Ghost Pepper! Wednesday! And now the Jack-O-Lantern Whopper. I'm the only person in the world with a complete collection of Burger King's Halloween Whoppers, dating as far back as 2015. Can't believe I'm single.
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I’m not kidding when I say these weird ass costumes and antics are actually an extremely effective tactic from a media standpoint bc when enough people do them, the media can’t fully scrub them out
The following is REAL footage from Portland, 2025. Viewer discretion is advised.
October 9, 2025 at 9:20 PM
I’m not kidding when I say these weird ass costumes and antics are actually an extremely effective tactic from a media standpoint bc when enough people do them, the media can’t fully scrub them out
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Remembering a classic
September 26, 2025 at 8:17 AM
Remembering a classic
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i would posit that a society where even governors use the phrase "touch grass" in a public statement and expect to be understood cannot in fact log off. offline may as well be the lost garden of eden
Utah Governor Spencer Cox: “Social media is a cancer right now. I would encourage you all to log off, be with your family, and touch grass.”
September 12, 2025 at 2:43 PM
i would posit that a society where even governors use the phrase "touch grass" in a public statement and expect to be understood cannot in fact log off. offline may as well be the lost garden of eden
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Hey! Like Metroidvanias? I’m helping make one! Wishlist Croakspire on steam today! store.steampowered.com/app/3744870/...
September 10, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Hey! Like Metroidvanias? I’m helping make one! Wishlist Croakspire on steam today! store.steampowered.com/app/3744870/...
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Honestly, there is sort of a morose humor to the authoritarian backsliding. Imagine getting sent to Gitmo, your cell mate is like “watcha in for, bub?” and when you’re like “chalk,” he’s like “no shit? I did 9/11.”
The Free State of Florida is now trying to ban *sidewalk chalking*
September 2, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Honestly, there is sort of a morose humor to the authoritarian backsliding. Imagine getting sent to Gitmo, your cell mate is like “watcha in for, bub?” and when you’re like “chalk,” he’s like “no shit? I did 9/11.”
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Thinking about how the big social media companies got quite good at suppressing ISIS content but when they turned those moderation tools on Neonazis they stopped because "normal" conservative got immediately picked up in the mix too
August 28, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Thinking about how the big social media companies got quite good at suppressing ISIS content but when they turned those moderation tools on Neonazis they stopped because "normal" conservative got immediately picked up in the mix too
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There's a reason I don't play GameCube in the sewer
August 23, 2025 at 9:01 PM
There's a reason I don't play GameCube in the sewer
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I'll admit, I was skeptical when they said Gemini was just like a bunch of PhDs. But I gotta admit they nailed it.
August 17, 2025 at 1:51 PM
I'll admit, I was skeptical when they said Gemini was just like a bunch of PhDs. But I gotta admit they nailed it.
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Why is everyone complaining about the economy when you can now be paid thousands of dollars to receive medicine
Trump: You know, we've cut drug prices by 1200, 1300, 1400, 1,500%. I don't mean 50%. I mean 1400, 1,500%
August 4, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Why is everyone complaining about the economy when you can now be paid thousands of dollars to receive medicine
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This asshole needs to step in front of a moving bus.
July 29, 2025 at 6:04 PM
This asshole needs to step in front of a moving bus.
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Comedians can manage a show of solidarity, but the colleagues of the WSJ reporter Trump kicked off the plane will ride Air Force One to Scotland as normal
Jimmy Fallon, John Oliver, Seth Meyers, and Jon Stewart are set to appear on tonight’s episode of ‘The Late Show with Stephen Colbert’ to show solidarity, LateNighter reports.
July 22, 2025 at 10:47 AM
Comedians can manage a show of solidarity, but the colleagues of the WSJ reporter Trump kicked off the plane will ride Air Force One to Scotland as normal
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I would gladly send every right-wing illiberal to Russia and every apathetic non-voter to China. May they have the system they truly desire.
And in their place I would gladly take all the lovers of liberty and democracy that those countries despise.
I am not even slightly joking.
And in their place I would gladly take all the lovers of liberty and democracy that those countries despise.
I am not even slightly joking.
July 20, 2025 at 7:15 PM
I would gladly send every right-wing illiberal to Russia and every apathetic non-voter to China. May they have the system they truly desire.
And in their place I would gladly take all the lovers of liberty and democracy that those countries despise.
I am not even slightly joking.
And in their place I would gladly take all the lovers of liberty and democracy that those countries despise.
I am not even slightly joking.