@mssarahspencer.bsky.social
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Some of you have forgotten that only three years ago you were perfectly capable of writing a text, writing an email, telling a bedtime story to a child, and it should worry you that powerful companies have convinced us we can’t do things we’ve been doing since the dawn of time.
December 23, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Some of you have forgotten that only three years ago you were perfectly capable of writing a text, writing an email, telling a bedtime story to a child, and it should worry you that powerful companies have convinced us we can’t do things we’ve been doing since the dawn of time.
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He looks like he’s trying to stop his dog from leaving him
December 7, 2025 at 3:04 AM
He looks like he’s trying to stop his dog from leaving him
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"The miracle of birth is so incredibly beautiful to behold. Do you know the only thing that could make it better? Percussion. Nothing calms one’s stress and eases the pain of delivering a baby more than a little boy standing nearby absolutely shredding on his drum."
This Woman in Labor Is Gonna Love My Drumming
The miracle of birth is so incredibly beautiful to behold. Do you know the only thing that could make it better? Percussion. Nothing calms one’s st...
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December 24, 2025 at 2:20 AM
"The miracle of birth is so incredibly beautiful to behold. Do you know the only thing that could make it better? Percussion. Nothing calms one’s stress and eases the pain of delivering a baby more than a little boy standing nearby absolutely shredding on his drum."
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I actually haven’t heard of elf on a shelf you presumptuous bitch
December 22, 2025 at 11:27 PM
I actually haven’t heard of elf on a shelf you presumptuous bitch
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three wise men... don't see much of that nowadays
December 16, 2025 at 3:26 AM
three wise men... don't see much of that nowadays
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I am unstoppable unless there’s a minor inconvenience.
December 20, 2025 at 2:11 PM
I am unstoppable unless there’s a minor inconvenience.
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Sometimes I forget how much advice my dad has for the football players, coaches, announcers, and every person in every commercial.
December 21, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Sometimes I forget how much advice my dad has for the football players, coaches, announcers, and every person in every commercial.
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Has anyone told him what memorial means ?
December 19, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Has anyone told him what memorial means ?
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An extremely satisfying set of videos is coming in a few years.
December 19, 2025 at 8:07 PM
An extremely satisfying set of videos is coming in a few years.
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I can think of worse things about him than this but OK
December 20, 2025 at 12:04 AM
I can think of worse things about him than this but OK
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there’s no coming back from this. you just gotta start over as a new country called south canada or whatever.
December 20, 2025 at 12:24 AM
there’s no coming back from this. you just gotta start over as a new country called south canada or whatever.
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My response to anything over the next two weeks
December 18, 2025 at 6:10 PM
My response to anything over the next two weeks
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"There is no man smaller than a coward at a hero's wake."
Irish proverb
Irish proverb
December 15, 2025 at 9:59 PM
"There is no man smaller than a coward at a hero's wake."
Irish proverb
Irish proverb
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Once again failed to teach my dogs the only command I want them to know: “Be normal.”
December 14, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Once again failed to teach my dogs the only command I want them to know: “Be normal.”
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Bill Paxton in the streets, Bill Pullman in the sheets
December 11, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Bill Paxton in the streets, Bill Pullman in the sheets
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You should be able to call out of work if you need to catch up on your shows
December 11, 2025 at 3:48 PM
You should be able to call out of work if you need to catch up on your shows
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Totally down for whatever as long as it’s exactly what I have in mind right now
December 8, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Totally down for whatever as long as it’s exactly what I have in mind right now
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Everyone wants there to be a grand scheme behind all of this but the terrible truth is that extremely stupid people are in charge and they have a fanatical devotion to wrong, childlike concepts of society and economics cooked up by right wing radio hosts in order to sell tainted dietary supplements
April 3, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Everyone wants there to be a grand scheme behind all of this but the terrible truth is that extremely stupid people are in charge and they have a fanatical devotion to wrong, childlike concepts of society and economics cooked up by right wing radio hosts in order to sell tainted dietary supplements
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STORE: Thank you for your order!
STORE: We are preparing your order!
STORE: We put your order in a box!
STORE: Look who has a mailing label!
STORE: Your order has been shipped!
STORE: Your order is in your city!
STORE: Your order is nearby!
STORE: Your order sees you.
STORE: Turn around.
STORE: We are preparing your order!
STORE: We put your order in a box!
STORE: Look who has a mailing label!
STORE: Your order has been shipped!
STORE: Your order is in your city!
STORE: Your order is nearby!
STORE: Your order sees you.
STORE: Turn around.
December 5, 2025 at 12:25 AM
STORE: Thank you for your order!
STORE: We are preparing your order!
STORE: We put your order in a box!
STORE: Look who has a mailing label!
STORE: Your order has been shipped!
STORE: Your order is in your city!
STORE: Your order is nearby!
STORE: Your order sees you.
STORE: Turn around.
STORE: We are preparing your order!
STORE: We put your order in a box!
STORE: Look who has a mailing label!
STORE: Your order has been shipped!
STORE: Your order is in your city!
STORE: Your order is nearby!
STORE: Your order sees you.
STORE: Turn around.
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every time my therapist sends me a bill it’s like ok??? I thought we were friends
December 2, 2025 at 11:32 PM
every time my therapist sends me a bill it’s like ok??? I thought we were friends
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Ranking star wars movies is complicated because there are certain themes that resonate with-- no I'm kidding, in one of them an ewok hugs Han Solo's leg and says "Ay Chihuahua." So that's number one with a bullet
November 24, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Ranking star wars movies is complicated because there are certain themes that resonate with-- no I'm kidding, in one of them an ewok hugs Han Solo's leg and says "Ay Chihuahua." So that's number one with a bullet
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CLIENT: we’d really love to redo this into like a niiice closed floor plan
DESIGNER: closed?
CLIENT: yeah something that’s just terrible for entertaining, you know?
DESIGNER: but…
CLIENT: think we can put a wall up here? I’d really love this to be the kind of kitchen nobody wants to hang out in
DESIGNER: closed?
CLIENT: yeah something that’s just terrible for entertaining, you know?
DESIGNER: but…
CLIENT: think we can put a wall up here? I’d really love this to be the kind of kitchen nobody wants to hang out in
November 29, 2025 at 5:27 PM
CLIENT: we’d really love to redo this into like a niiice closed floor plan
DESIGNER: closed?
CLIENT: yeah something that’s just terrible for entertaining, you know?
DESIGNER: but…
CLIENT: think we can put a wall up here? I’d really love this to be the kind of kitchen nobody wants to hang out in
DESIGNER: closed?
CLIENT: yeah something that’s just terrible for entertaining, you know?
DESIGNER: but…
CLIENT: think we can put a wall up here? I’d really love this to be the kind of kitchen nobody wants to hang out in
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I can’t believe they made a movie about Ham Net.
November 28, 2025 at 11:36 PM
I can’t believe they made a movie about Ham Net.
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Happy Thanksgiving, America!
November 27, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Happy Thanksgiving, America!
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Safe topics for your family Thanksgiving:
-Hamas
-Everyone’s weight, net worth
-Lives that matter
-Only thing that can stop a bad guy with a gun
-Who AI will replace first
-Who controls a woman’s body
-Sydney Sweeney ads
-Best ethnicity
-The Jews, general or specific
-Trump hot?
-Hamas
-Everyone’s weight, net worth
-Lives that matter
-Only thing that can stop a bad guy with a gun
-Who AI will replace first
-Who controls a woman’s body
-Sydney Sweeney ads
-Best ethnicity
-The Jews, general or specific
-Trump hot?
November 27, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Safe topics for your family Thanksgiving:
-Hamas
-Everyone’s weight, net worth
-Lives that matter
-Only thing that can stop a bad guy with a gun
-Who AI will replace first
-Who controls a woman’s body
-Sydney Sweeney ads
-Best ethnicity
-The Jews, general or specific
-Trump hot?
-Hamas
-Everyone’s weight, net worth
-Lives that matter
-Only thing that can stop a bad guy with a gun
-Who AI will replace first
-Who controls a woman’s body
-Sydney Sweeney ads
-Best ethnicity
-The Jews, general or specific
-Trump hot?