@nextdoorjon.bsky.social
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ok kudos to the team. i thought this was pretty streamlined
December 8, 2025 at 9:21 PM
ok kudos to the team. i thought this was pretty streamlined
Fats Dominos
Smashmouthburger
Guns and Sbarroses
December 8, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Fats Dominos
Ba dap bap bap bah
December 8, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Ba dap bap bap bah
She cappin on my hub til I spinn er
December 5, 2025 at 8:52 PM
She cappin on my hub til I spinn er
If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity.
December 5, 2025 at 4:40 PM
If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity.
frozen turkey cut in half how
half frozen turkey defrost small microwave how long
how to put two mostly thawed half turkeys together
fry frankenturkey how
phone number for 911 near me
half frozen turkey defrost small microwave how long
how to put two mostly thawed half turkeys together
fry frankenturkey how
phone number for 911 near me
November 26, 2025 at 4:07 PM
frozen turkey cut in half how
half frozen turkey defrost small microwave how long
how to put two mostly thawed half turkeys together
fry frankenturkey how
phone number for 911 near me
half frozen turkey defrost small microwave how long
how to put two mostly thawed half turkeys together
fry frankenturkey how
phone number for 911 near me
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[argument at thanksgiving dinner]
wife: *whispering to me* don’t start taking sides this time
me: why not? *sliding roast potatoes in pocket* they're too busy yelling to notice
wife: *whispering to me* don’t start taking sides this time
me: why not? *sliding roast potatoes in pocket* they're too busy yelling to notice
November 26, 2025 at 2:04 PM
[argument at thanksgiving dinner]
wife: *whispering to me* don’t start taking sides this time
me: why not? *sliding roast potatoes in pocket* they're too busy yelling to notice
wife: *whispering to me* don’t start taking sides this time
me: why not? *sliding roast potatoes in pocket* they're too busy yelling to notice
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Hello and welcome to Assumptions Club. I think we all know why we’re here.
November 25, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Hello and welcome to Assumptions Club. I think we all know why we’re here.
Man, being born and raised in a BnN would be so dope
"The Barnes and Noble in York—where Fetterman was born and raised—had sold zero copies. The Barnes and Noble in Philadelphia had sold two copies. An independent store in Pittsburgh and an independent store in Philadelphia each told me they weren’t stocking Unfettered" defector.com/john-fetterm...
John Fetterman's Memoir Is As Low-Effort As His Senate Tenure | Defector
John Fetterman’s just-released memoir, Unfettered, argues that he’s turned a corner and has everything under control. Fetterman was a “stubborn asshole” (his words), he was clinically depressed, he wa...
defector.com
November 20, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Man, being born and raised in a BnN would be so dope
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why is "smh" shake my hams but "smdh" is salt my dainty hams
November 20, 2025 at 6:55 PM
why is "smh" shake my hams but "smdh" is salt my dainty hams
How do I get this job
November 18, 2025 at 5:10 PM
How do I get this job
What are your top 5 movie genres? Mine are:
-steely-eyed hero bravely faces grim odds
-deadpan buddies share a comic adventure and save the world
-anthropomorphic creature embarks on a journey of self discovery
-scary phenomenon is a metaphor for real life horrors
-laser beams
-steely-eyed hero bravely faces grim odds
-deadpan buddies share a comic adventure and save the world
-anthropomorphic creature embarks on a journey of self discovery
-scary phenomenon is a metaphor for real life horrors
-laser beams
What are your top 5 movie genres? Mine are:
- dad tearfully bids farewell to college-bound teen daughter
- dad finally says goodbye to long-deceased son
- husband wishes ex-wife tearful good wishes in her new life
- son reconciles with gruff dad on deathbed
- shark attacks
- dad tearfully bids farewell to college-bound teen daughter
- dad finally says goodbye to long-deceased son
- husband wishes ex-wife tearful good wishes in her new life
- son reconciles with gruff dad on deathbed
- shark attacks
What are your top 5 movie genres? Mine are:
- mutually assured destruction, bitches
- android searches for meaning, finds none, dethrones god
- the weirdest freaks you ever saw become a found family
- singing your way through a gender/sexuality crisis
- vampires
- mutually assured destruction, bitches
- android searches for meaning, finds none, dethrones god
- the weirdest freaks you ever saw become a found family
- singing your way through a gender/sexuality crisis
- vampires
November 17, 2025 at 3:42 AM
What are your top 5 movie genres? Mine are:
-steely-eyed hero bravely faces grim odds
-deadpan buddies share a comic adventure and save the world
-anthropomorphic creature embarks on a journey of self discovery
-scary phenomenon is a metaphor for real life horrors
-laser beams
-steely-eyed hero bravely faces grim odds
-deadpan buddies share a comic adventure and save the world
-anthropomorphic creature embarks on a journey of self discovery
-scary phenomenon is a metaphor for real life horrors
-laser beams
TL;JW
Them: read it and weep
Me: that’s ok, ill just weep
Me: that’s ok, ill just weep
November 10, 2025 at 8:08 PM
TL;JW
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Male pattern kindness
November 9, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Male pattern kindness
You’re brazenness and incorrigibility. I’m a lack of remorse. We are not the shame
you've got a screw loose, i'm spiralling out. we are not the sane.
November 8, 2025 at 10:23 PM
You’re brazenness and incorrigibility. I’m a lack of remorse. We are not the shame
I’ve tried so many times to construct a financing agreement by interlacing strips of fibrous material but I guess I’ll never learn to weave well enough a loan
November 2, 2025 at 8:19 PM
I’ve tried so many times to construct a financing agreement by interlacing strips of fibrous material but I guess I’ll never learn to weave well enough a loan
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Your chilly sneer
Of cold command
Your trunkless legs
Upon the sand
Once awed the Persian, Turk,
And Damascene
A pedastal
Beside your smirk
Proclaims “Look up,
You lazy jerk!
Behold the mighty work
Of great
Jolene.”
Of cold command
Your trunkless legs
Upon the sand
Once awed the Persian, Turk,
And Damascene
A pedastal
Beside your smirk
Proclaims “Look up,
You lazy jerk!
Behold the mighty work
Of great
Jolene.”
i never saw two trunkless legs
i never hope to see 'em
but i can tell you, anyhow,
i'd rather see than be 'em
i never hope to see 'em
but i can tell you, anyhow,
i'd rather see than be 'em
Now Ozymandias was from the Himalayas, where a cold wind howls and blows.
Why he left his home in the peaks to roam 'round the sands, God only knows.
His statue fell down, the desert's boundless and completely bare;
Though it's still scrawled on his pedestal that "ye Mighty should despair!"
Why he left his home in the peaks to roam 'round the sands, God only knows.
His statue fell down, the desert's boundless and completely bare;
Though it's still scrawled on his pedestal that "ye Mighty should despair!"
October 31, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Your chilly sneer
Of cold command
Your trunkless legs
Upon the sand
Once awed the Persian, Turk,
And Damascene
A pedastal
Beside your smirk
Proclaims “Look up,
You lazy jerk!
Behold the mighty work
Of great
Jolene.”
Of cold command
Your trunkless legs
Upon the sand
Once awed the Persian, Turk,
And Damascene
A pedastal
Beside your smirk
Proclaims “Look up,
You lazy jerk!
Behold the mighty work
Of great
Jolene.”
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This is just to say
I have looked on
the works
that were in
the desert
and which
you were probably
thinking
would still stand
Forgive me
they were trunkless
so vast
and so old
I have looked on
the works
that were in
the desert
and which
you were probably
thinking
would still stand
Forgive me
they were trunkless
so vast
and so old
Once upon a desert sandy
As through winds the trav'ling man he
Spied the face of Ozymandy
Lying, simply lying there
Suddenly there was some writing
Pon the plinth that he was sighting
That the sand and time were blighting
Quoth the statue, "Now despair"
As through winds the trav'ling man he
Spied the face of Ozymandy
Lying, simply lying there
Suddenly there was some writing
Pon the plinth that he was sighting
That the sand and time were blighting
Quoth the statue, "Now despair"
There was an old man you could gaze
At his works in despair in a daze
If you looked upon them
And were mere mortal men
'Ozymandias mighty', it says
At his works in despair in a daze
If you looked upon them
And were mere mortal men
'Ozymandias mighty', it says
October 30, 2025 at 12:53 AM
This is just to say
I have looked on
the works
that were in
the desert
and which
you were probably
thinking
would still stand
Forgive me
they were trunkless
so vast
and so old
I have looked on
the works
that were in
the desert
and which
you were probably
thinking
would still stand
Forgive me
they were trunkless
so vast
and so old
They’re gonna get candy trees. They take a few years to fruit, but eventually they’ll have more candy than they know what to do with
I’ve watched this squirrel go back to my neighbor’s porch to steal candy out of the bowl they left at least 4-5 times. I ain’t no snitch
November 1, 2025 at 1:47 AM
They’re gonna get candy trees. They take a few years to fruit, but eventually they’ll have more candy than they know what to do with
Bugs Bunny (carrots), King Louis (bananas), Snow White (apples), etc.
All created as Cropaganda
All created as Cropaganda
Popeye is just propaganda created by big spinach
October 24, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Bugs Bunny (carrots), King Louis (bananas), Snow White (apples), etc.
All created as Cropaganda
All created as Cropaganda
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Heavens to Betsy
Betsy to Heavens
Heavens BACK to Betsy
Betsy GOOOOOAAAALLLLLLLL
Betsy to Heavens
Heavens BACK to Betsy
Betsy GOOOOOAAAALLLLLLLL
October 17, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Heavens to Betsy
Betsy to Heavens
Heavens BACK to Betsy
Betsy GOOOOOAAAALLLLLLLL
Betsy to Heavens
Heavens BACK to Betsy
Betsy GOOOOOAAAALLLLLLLL
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October 9, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Welcome to the Clud!
The Mispelling Clud
The Mispelling Clud
October 9, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Welcome to the Clud!
The Mispelling Clud
The Mispelling Clud
Why do we call him Agustin from Coffins-R-Us and not SarcophaGus?
October 3, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Why do we call him Agustin from Coffins-R-Us and not SarcophaGus?
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Please. I’m not a hypocrite. It’s just that my prior convictions became so inconvenient. You understand.
August 26, 2025 at 8:12 AM
Please. I’m not a hypocrite. It’s just that my prior convictions became so inconvenient. You understand.