Neil Hudelson
@njhudelson.bsky.social
Hoosier. Professional Civil Rights Defender Person at the ACLU-IN. Monger of Cheeses, Petter of Canines, Launcher of failed hobbies. Views are my own, etc.
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They say imitation crab is the sincerest form of crab
December 27, 2025 at 1:56 PM
They say imitation crab is the sincerest form of crab
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If you begin Star Trek: Voyager episode Spirit Folk at exactly 11:49:35 on New Year's Eve, Ensign Harry Kim will kiss a cow as the clock strikes midnight. Join in a very dumb annual tradition and start 2026 off on the right hoof.
December 23, 2025 at 12:58 AM
If you begin Star Trek: Voyager episode Spirit Folk at exactly 11:49:35 on New Year's Eve, Ensign Harry Kim will kiss a cow as the clock strikes midnight. Join in a very dumb annual tradition and start 2026 off on the right hoof.
The duality of Bluesky.
December 27, 2025 at 2:28 AM
The duality of Bluesky.
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ICE detain father shopping on Christmas Eve—then steal his family's groceries.
Then 3 agents divvy up his paid for food—taking what they want for themselves.
"Can I just get the wife's number to call and let her know?" woman asks.
"No, guess he should've complied," agent says.
Yakima, Washington
Then 3 agents divvy up his paid for food—taking what they want for themselves.
"Can I just get the wife's number to call and let her know?" woman asks.
"No, guess he should've complied," agent says.
Yakima, Washington
December 25, 2025 at 7:03 PM
ICE detain father shopping on Christmas Eve—then steal his family's groceries.
Then 3 agents divvy up his paid for food—taking what they want for themselves.
"Can I just get the wife's number to call and let her know?" woman asks.
"No, guess he should've complied," agent says.
Yakima, Washington
Then 3 agents divvy up his paid for food—taking what they want for themselves.
"Can I just get the wife's number to call and let her know?" woman asks.
"No, guess he should've complied," agent says.
Yakima, Washington
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[somberly] You cannot serve both god and money [upbeat music hits] Until now. Introducing god as a service
December 25, 2025 at 11:20 PM
[somberly] You cannot serve both god and money [upbeat music hits] Until now. Introducing god as a service
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Jesus, can you hear me? Good, the comms are working. Now, you're gonna need to run if you want to evade those Roman soldiers. Hold down A to sprint. Go ahead and try it. ... Good work! You just might be the savior yet. Now pick up that AR-15 and let's do some target practice.
December 24, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Jesus, can you hear me? Good, the comms are working. Now, you're gonna need to run if you want to evade those Roman soldiers. Hold down A to sprint. Go ahead and try it. ... Good work! You just might be the savior yet. Now pick up that AR-15 and let's do some target practice.
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kavanaugh not beating the allegations that he’s a dumbass
Brett Kavanaugh (September 2025): The facts and how they relate to the law don’t matter. Assume ICE and other federal forces always act with integrity, always respect rights, and consistently impose minimal burden.
Brett Kavanaugh (December 2025): Should I not have done that? Was that wrong?
Brett Kavanaugh (December 2025): Should I not have done that? Was that wrong?
Kavanaugh in a footnote in today's opinion says "the officers must not make interior immigration stops or arrests based on race or ethnicity."
December 23, 2025 at 10:23 PM
kavanaugh not beating the allegations that he’s a dumbass
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[first day as a shepherd]
boss: where are you going?
me: [pointing] star
boss: what? why
me: [shrugging] baby
boss: where are you going?
me: [pointing] star
boss: what? why
me: [shrugging] baby
December 23, 2025 at 1:24 AM
[first day as a shepherd]
boss: where are you going?
me: [pointing] star
boss: what? why
me: [shrugging] baby
boss: where are you going?
me: [pointing] star
boss: what? why
me: [shrugging] baby
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The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5
December 23, 2025 at 1:28 AM
The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5
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Doc Bullfrog, you smoke too tough. Your swag too different. Your bitch is too bad. They’ll kill you.
December 22, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Doc Bullfrog, you smoke too tough. Your swag too different. Your bitch is too bad. They’ll kill you.
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Worth noting, I guess, that inside of a year we've gone from administration officials taking selfies of themselves at CECOT and bragging about how it's hell on earth to now getting their horrible little media worms to kill stories about it
December 22, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Worth noting, I guess, that inside of a year we've gone from administration officials taking selfies of themselves at CECOT and bragging about how it's hell on earth to now getting their horrible little media worms to kill stories about it
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i haven't known what day it is all year, not my business
December 19, 2025 at 1:50 AM
i haven't known what day it is all year, not my business
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Wow that’s an incredible name for a deer.
March 17, 2024 at 3:27 PM
Wow that’s an incredible name for a deer.
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I hate those people who ride your bumper and start flashing their lights at you like hey look at me I'm driving a police car
December 18, 2025 at 5:25 AM
I hate those people who ride your bumper and start flashing their lights at you like hey look at me I'm driving a police car
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Reports say Dr Ruth came back to life and is talking about something called “Dark Sex”
December 18, 2025 at 7:40 AM
Reports say Dr Ruth came back to life and is talking about something called “Dark Sex”
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God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, courage to change the things I can, and a duck that does crimes
December 18, 2025 at 7:49 AM
God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, courage to change the things I can, and a duck that does crimes
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[Lester Bangs] The centerpiece of the album is "Gym Clothes In A Shopping Bag." Waits pulls out all the stops until we can smell the "marinating shorts that every bright-eyed sport" is slinging around in their "bags that say you should Have A Nice Day" from "the deli that burned down last year"
December 18, 2025 at 4:31 AM
[Lester Bangs] The centerpiece of the album is "Gym Clothes In A Shopping Bag." Waits pulls out all the stops until we can smell the "marinating shorts that every bright-eyed sport" is slinging around in their "bags that say you should Have A Nice Day" from "the deli that burned down last year"
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well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers
December 18, 2025 at 12:14 AM
well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers
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Newsom is real bad. Just very bad political instincts.
December 17, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Newsom is real bad. Just very bad political instincts.
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Man Likes Woman So Much He Marries Her https://theonion.com/man-likes-woman-so-much-he-marries-her-1819569538/
December 15, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Man Likes Woman So Much He Marries Her https://theonion.com/man-likes-woman-so-much-he-marries-her-1819569538/
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Hanging out with babies rules. This guy is the size of a Build A Bear and he's never even seen anything before. He just got here!
December 14, 2025 at 6:29 AM
Hanging out with babies rules. This guy is the size of a Build A Bear and he's never even seen anything before. He just got here!
Here's the thing about karaoke. Everyone's expecting a total eclipse of the heart. Or, God forbid, a Sweet Caroline. But you hit them with a City of New Orleans and you've made 12 friends for life.
December 14, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Here's the thing about karaoke. Everyone's expecting a total eclipse of the heart. Or, God forbid, a Sweet Caroline. But you hit them with a City of New Orleans and you've made 12 friends for life.
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Do not for whom the hamburger helps, it helps for thee
December 14, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Do not for whom the hamburger helps, it helps for thee
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Happy 100th birthday to Dick Van Dyke, inventor of the DVD.
December 13, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Happy 100th birthday to Dick Van Dyke, inventor of the DVD.