caitlin
@notcaitlin.bsky.social
californian in the midwest. usually napping, reading, or yelling about something, somewhere. they/she/whatever.
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"everyone grieves differently"
Erika Kirk:
Erika Kirk:
December 30, 2025 at 1:19 AM
"everyone grieves differently"
Erika Kirk:
Erika Kirk:
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If we knew the price we'd have to pay for telling men to open up about their emotions, would we still have done it?
I am begging everyone on here to read this new post by Bryan Johnson — the super rich tech guy who is now doing the “never die” protocol.
I need to talk about it with you all.
I need to talk about it with you all.
December 30, 2025 at 9:08 AM
If we knew the price we'd have to pay for telling men to open up about their emotions, would we still have done it?
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banned for life from the apps again for saying “to get someone else’s fingerprints on this gun” under dating goals
December 29, 2025 at 7:40 PM
banned for life from the apps again for saying “to get someone else’s fingerprints on this gun” under dating goals
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wow, sorry. Deleting now. I didn’t know she was French
December 29, 2025 at 8:31 PM
wow, sorry. Deleting now. I didn’t know she was French
Saw anders from workaholics out at a barcade in silver lake with his family and he gave us a look that very plainly said,”do NOT recognize me.”
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
December 29, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Saw anders from workaholics out at a barcade in silver lake with his family and he gave us a look that very plainly said,”do NOT recognize me.”
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remember that guy who killed his wife by pushing her down the stairs and then in court they were like actually an owl did it
December 29, 2025 at 3:57 PM
remember that guy who killed his wife by pushing her down the stairs and then in court they were like actually an owl did it
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its honestly a pretty big responsibility being the last person on the planet with any understanding of spatial awareness when out in public among a large group
December 29, 2025 at 4:52 PM
its honestly a pretty big responsibility being the last person on the planet with any understanding of spatial awareness when out in public among a large group
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[willem dafoe unprompted] now, this K-pop group. [toothy smile] they are concealing something . [crosses legs] they’re demon hunters.
December 2, 2025 at 11:32 PM
[willem dafoe unprompted] now, this K-pop group. [toothy smile] they are concealing something . [crosses legs] they’re demon hunters.
Every convo with my sister, who monologues strictly about herself, being a trans lesbian, and australia and is not seeking any feedback about any of her statements
Mass Effect style dialogue wheel except the only dialogue options ever offered are "No, yeah, for sure." and "Damn, that's crazy"
December 28, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Every convo with my sister, who monologues strictly about herself, being a trans lesbian, and australia and is not seeking any feedback about any of her statements
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American Canto paperback cover
December 28, 2025 at 3:10 AM
American Canto paperback cover
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Y’all might not appreciate it, but it took him 87 moves and 14 hours to get here
December 26, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Y’all might not appreciate it, but it took him 87 moves and 14 hours to get here
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Wooden Spoon Only Thing In Man’s Life That Not Giving Him Cancer https://theonion.com/wooden-spoon-only-thing-in-mans-life-that-not-giving-him-cancer/
December 26, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Wooden Spoon Only Thing In Man’s Life That Not Giving Him Cancer https://theonion.com/wooden-spoon-only-thing-in-mans-life-that-not-giving-him-cancer/
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You can pretend to have your shit together if you want. They don’t really check
December 26, 2025 at 1:51 AM
You can pretend to have your shit together if you want. They don’t really check
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this is why I can never log off
December 26, 2025 at 1:00 AM
this is why I can never log off
My dad, destroying my partner and i: i’m waiting for a conversation between you two in which one of you doesn’t editorialize
December 26, 2025 at 2:48 AM
My dad, destroying my partner and i: i’m waiting for a conversation between you two in which one of you doesn’t editorialize
Merry christmas from my 18 y/o cat, who’s pissed to still be alive
December 26, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Merry christmas from my 18 y/o cat, who’s pissed to still be alive
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Home Depot Introduces New 12-Foot-Tall Baby Jesus Skeleton https://theonion.com/home-depot-introduces-new-12-foot-tall-baby-jesus-skele-1851069460/
December 25, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Home Depot Introduces New 12-Foot-Tall Baby Jesus Skeleton https://theonion.com/home-depot-introduces-new-12-foot-tall-baby-jesus-skele-1851069460/
Christmas vibes brought to you by typing on my apple watch
December 25, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Christmas vibes brought to you by typing on my apple watch
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Feeling robbed of the ability to regress to my teenage self this christmas because everybody in my family is regressing even harder
December 25, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Feeling robbed of the ability to regress to my teenage self this christmas because everybody in my family is regressing even harder
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I’ve had three glasses of wine at my parents’ house time to respond to everyone’s Instagram story
December 24, 2025 at 2:55 AM
I’ve had three glasses of wine at my parents’ house time to respond to everyone’s Instagram story
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no, this is my bedside queso
December 24, 2025 at 3:45 AM
no, this is my bedside queso
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love that software developers are advertising AI functionality in every single app now and it's up to you to try to figure out if they mean "this has spellcheck" or "everything you create in this app will sync in real-time to sam altman's personal laptop" or something in between
December 23, 2025 at 3:04 PM
love that software developers are advertising AI functionality in every single app now and it's up to you to try to figure out if they mean "this has spellcheck" or "everything you create in this app will sync in real-time to sam altman's personal laptop" or something in between
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