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@officelinebacker.bsky.social

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Accountant brain in a bouncer body. Dog lover, Eagles fan, wanna be amateur photographer, social cactus. Behold! My stuff: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaahopyp25dhw

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Scare-E @officelinebacker.bsky.social · Mar 27

Coworker: “You having Rice Krispies for breakfast?”

Me: “What? No. I just stood up and stretched”

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Scare-E @officelinebacker.bsky.social · 5h

Cyclops?

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Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 7h

Satire is what an Italian calls the 4 round black things under a car.

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Scare-E @officelinebacker.bsky.social · 8h

Smoked pork chop ftw

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midnightviolets.bsky.social @midnightviolets.bsky.social · 8h

kissing inner thighs is such a vulnerable and worshipful act

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debbspook @debbshock.blue · 11h

testicles are your friends. try drawing happy faces on them. little hats, maybe a moustache or a monocle

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Miss Suzy @sqrlymofo.bsky.social · 13h

You only have a man cave because you're jealous you don't have a lady cave (vagina)

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 🔪👻 @professorkiosk.wtf · 13h

getting tired of all the "stuff" "happening" how do I turn it off

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 13h

Boss: i have a job for you

Me: no shit, that's why i’m here

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Jennifer Schaffroth @jenniferschaffroth.bsky.social · 19h

It's a snuggle in front of the fire kind of morning

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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 19h

Calories don't count if they don't satisfy your craving.

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Dead Inside™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 2d

Is there a non-sexy way to eat celery?

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midnightviolets.bsky.social @midnightviolets.bsky.social · 1d

I don’t miss calls, I stare at them.

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Fickle Filly @ficklefilly.bsky.social · Jan 12

The A-Team theme tune stays on during sex.

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Idle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · 1d

In the nineties sometimes, you’d ask a lady what she wanted to do and she’d respond “shoop” and I never knew what to do after that.

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Canadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 5d

I violated the hole in my Swiss cheese with a pickle.

I’d do it again.

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Knew Nic @knewagirlnic.bsky.social · 6d

Stop being bullies, FFS

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mindi @flawdbizkit.bsky.social · 20h

I'll meep you so hard, you'll call me beaker

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Devi 🧙‍♀️✨ @deviwestside.bsky.social · 1d

Mac & cheese doesn’t cure depression but it sure slows it down with carbs

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Scare-E @officelinebacker.bsky.social · 1d

Just had a whole bunch of green M&M’s, so apologies in advance if you get a horny DM from me

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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 1d

I may not agree with what you say, but I'll defend to the death your right to shut up

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 1d

*powdered sugar poofing from my mouth* i don’t know who ate your donuts

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Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 1d

I quit cold turkey

Now I only eat it warm

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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 2d

A painting of a bird beside the text "you Should be doing 100% more shut-the-fuck-upping"

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Scare-E @officelinebacker.bsky.social · 2d

Hope you feel better!

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Roxy @laboxalaroxa.bsky.social · 3d

When I could've posted nudes, I wouldn't and now I'm at an age I shouldn't.

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