maggie
@ohthatwouldbeme.bsky.social
blah blah phillies blah blah baseball and so on
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maggie
@ohthatwouldbeme.bsky.social
· May 7
im fully a lesbian but i watch baseball like a real horndog
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Alice 2028: Tom Brady will no longer be allowed on our tv screens. Vote for me.
November 28, 2024 at 10:27 PM
Alice 2028: Tom Brady will no longer be allowed on our tv screens. Vote for me.
realizing i could buy ferrero rocher whenever i wanted was a real thrill of my young adult life
December 27, 2025 at 11:08 PM
realizing i could buy ferrero rocher whenever i wanted was a real thrill of my young adult life
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Currently eating a Ferrero Rocher, i.e., what you thought was the most special expensive candy in the world when you were eight years old
December 27, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Currently eating a Ferrero Rocher, i.e., what you thought was the most special expensive candy in the world when you were eight years old
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90% of bluesky posts, to me
this fellow has broken loose from somewhere; he’s talking about something and somebody we don’t know
December 27, 2025 at 10:00 PM
90% of bluesky posts, to me
i was trying to figure out the relationship between two people and google's ai gave me a half-dozen different answers with full confidence, all of them wrong. i know im preaching to the choir here but its so dangerous
December 27, 2025 at 10:37 PM
i was trying to figure out the relationship between two people and google's ai gave me a half-dozen different answers with full confidence, all of them wrong. i know im preaching to the choir here but its so dangerous
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I don't actively use AI but to the extent it's thrust upon me in searches and such, I find it does a decent job of summarizing something when sources with complete and accurate info are easy to find anyway. when things are less clear cut (i.e. when AI would theoretically be helpful), it's a mess.
December 26, 2025 at 7:42 PM
I don't actively use AI but to the extent it's thrust upon me in searches and such, I find it does a decent job of summarizing something when sources with complete and accurate info are easy to find anyway. when things are less clear cut (i.e. when AI would theoretically be helpful), it's a mess.
it bugs me that sports journalists just repeat the pr spin on athletes' foundations like okay i understand that this isn't the thing we're all here for but the number of articles ive found with just. net zero information
December 27, 2025 at 12:40 AM
it bugs me that sports journalists just repeat the pr spin on athletes' foundations like okay i understand that this isn't the thing we're all here for but the number of articles ive found with just. net zero information
baseball needs to come back bc the offseason distraction ive chosen is researching player non-profits. there are so many things i could be doing with my one beautiful life (e.g. watching baseball) and im sitting here reading tax returns
December 27, 2025 at 12:33 AM
baseball needs to come back bc the offseason distraction ive chosen is researching player non-profits. there are so many things i could be doing with my one beautiful life (e.g. watching baseball) and im sitting here reading tax returns
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September 24, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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*at a christmas party* oh Rudolph is your favorite reindeer? That’s cool yeah yeah he’s pretty great
*in reindeer chat*
BlitzenBoy92: at the work thinh. take a guess
DonnerTime: buncha dolphies?
VixenLover: fuckin lame bro just keep ur cool change the subject
The Dasher Enjoyer: thinh
*in reindeer chat*
BlitzenBoy92: at the work thinh. take a guess
DonnerTime: buncha dolphies?
VixenLover: fuckin lame bro just keep ur cool change the subject
The Dasher Enjoyer: thinh
December 25, 2025 at 4:14 AM
*at a christmas party* oh Rudolph is your favorite reindeer? That’s cool yeah yeah he’s pretty great
*in reindeer chat*
BlitzenBoy92: at the work thinh. take a guess
DonnerTime: buncha dolphies?
VixenLover: fuckin lame bro just keep ur cool change the subject
The Dasher Enjoyer: thinh
*in reindeer chat*
BlitzenBoy92: at the work thinh. take a guess
DonnerTime: buncha dolphies?
VixenLover: fuckin lame bro just keep ur cool change the subject
The Dasher Enjoyer: thinh
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LRT: I am very uncomfortable with everyone doing their own little true crime podcast investigation with the Epstein files trying to find the juiciest stuff to go viral with, and I think we should all be exercising some restraint. Someone’s going to end up doxing victims for clout.
December 23, 2025 at 8:17 PM
LRT: I am very uncomfortable with everyone doing their own little true crime podcast investigation with the Epstein files trying to find the juiciest stuff to go viral with, and I think we should all be exercising some restraint. Someone’s going to end up doxing victims for clout.
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the way you guys were posting i thought the eagles were losing
December 21, 2025 at 1:11 AM
the way you guys were posting i thought the eagles were losing
the umpire-catcher relationship is honestly so sexy
December 21, 2025 at 12:15 AM
the umpire-catcher relationship is honestly so sexy
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nice argument. unfortunately for you i have already portrayed you as the passed out and drooling sleeptime bear and me as the alert, confident and powerful throat cooler koala
December 20, 2025 at 3:00 PM
nice argument. unfortunately for you i have already portrayed you as the passed out and drooling sleeptime bear and me as the alert, confident and powerful throat cooler koala
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god forbid we let a team do some Heated Rivalry cross promotion
So if anyone is confused by the statement that the Flyers just put out, this is apparently what happened last night. Lmao
December 19, 2025 at 4:11 PM
god forbid we let a team do some Heated Rivalry cross promotion
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So if anyone is confused by the statement that the Flyers just put out, this is apparently what happened last night. Lmao
December 19, 2025 at 3:18 PM
So if anyone is confused by the statement that the Flyers just put out, this is apparently what happened last night. Lmao
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Herman Melville, 1851
yeah I'm involved in unethical non monogamy. no no, nobody's cheating on anyone else; me and my polycucle just operate a whaling ship.
December 14, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Herman Melville, 1851
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I’m a single issue voter and my issue is that those busses that bend in the middle should make accordion noises
December 11, 2025 at 7:57 PM
I’m a single issue voter and my issue is that those busses that bend in the middle should make accordion noises
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Urbanists will talk about how cars are a machine that makes you selfish and crazy, and I know it’s easy to roll your eyes at that but if you give drivers the ability to comment they will say “yes I am selfish and crazy”
I care about the harm to my sanity and schedule for being forced to go artificially slow
December 13, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Urbanists will talk about how cars are a machine that makes you selfish and crazy, and I know it’s easy to roll your eyes at that but if you give drivers the ability to comment they will say “yes I am selfish and crazy”