Christian Huffman
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Immigration is incredible because it's one of the few policy areas where people are willing to suffer real, concrete consequences in order to solve completely imaginary problems.
ICE raids appear to be 100% responsible for the current housing crunch in south Texas. Indeed, they have brought residential construction to an end.
South Texas homebuilders say ICE arrests have slowed work
More than 380 people attended an impromptu meeting that industry leaders in the Rio Grande Valley hosted to draw attention to the chilling effect ICE arrests have had on construction.
www.texastribune.org
December 28, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Immigration is incredible because it's one of the few policy areas where people are willing to suffer real, concrete consequences in order to solve completely imaginary problems.
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Y’all might not appreciate it, but it took him 87 moves and 14 hours to get here
December 26, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Y’all might not appreciate it, but it took him 87 moves and 14 hours to get here
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Just wow. @pluralistic.net.web.brid.gy came out swinging in this article. He's right though and that's the coolest part.
December 26, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Just wow. @pluralistic.net.web.brid.gy came out swinging in this article. He's right though and that's the coolest part.
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It happened again!
#4 sounds like a lovely book but I didn't write it. Have had whānau up and down the country send me clippings lol
Whoever put together this list that has been circulated to regional papers, didn't fact check.
Whoever put together this list that has been circulated to regional papers, didn't fact check.
December 25, 2025 at 10:24 PM
It happened again!
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Please enjoy this @mjgault.bsky.social read on pornographic Shrek ornaments. Yes you read that right.
When Will My Pornographic Shrek Christmas Ornament Arrive?
I am starting to think I will never receive my horny novelty holiday decorations.
www.404media.co
December 25, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Please enjoy this @mjgault.bsky.social read on pornographic Shrek ornaments. Yes you read that right.
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Mark is upset because he posted an unattributed quote from someone thanking him for saving her husband’s life. This good billionaire can’t even tell everyone about the praise he gets, the reason you do something good, without people telling him he’s full of shit smh
No shock. This app has turned my mentions, and others, into mostly hate. But there are a few people worth connecting with
CRAZY how it's easier these days to have a real discussion on X, or threads, than on here.
CRAZY how it's easier these days to have a real discussion on X, or threads, than on here.
December 25, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Mark is upset because he posted an unattributed quote from someone thanking him for saving her husband’s life. This good billionaire can’t even tell everyone about the praise he gets, the reason you do something good, without people telling him he’s full of shit smh
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“Rain smacked Los Angeles. It splattered on the palm trees, sizzled on the neon, gurgled down the dirty boulevard. The town was sick. They hadn’t seen sunlight in almost a day. But I had the cure. A fifth of magic and a sack full of cold, hard joy. ‘Ho,’ I said once. It was enough.”
-Noir Santa
-Noir Santa
December 24, 2025 at 11:08 PM
“Rain smacked Los Angeles. It splattered on the palm trees, sizzled on the neon, gurgled down the dirty boulevard. The town was sick. They hadn’t seen sunlight in almost a day. But I had the cure. A fifth of magic and a sack full of cold, hard joy. ‘Ho,’ I said once. It was enough.”
-Noir Santa
-Noir Santa
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Feeling this so hard this past several weeks
December 24, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Feeling this so hard this past several weeks
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if being a billionaire is as great as they say it is, why are they all so fucking miserable? it's christmas eve
How much are you going to pay doctors?
Which current hospitals get shut down ?
What happens if doctors opt out of the system ? Who is going to invest in new curative therapies. You ?
How much in taxes pr year do you think it's possible to collect if you took every penny from billionaires?
Which current hospitals get shut down ?
What happens if doctors opt out of the system ? Who is going to invest in new curative therapies. You ?
How much in taxes pr year do you think it's possible to collect if you took every penny from billionaires?
Half the amount that everyone currently pays could provide universal healthcare. Private health companies don’t need to exist. Eliminate them. And use your collective buying power and economies of scale to get it done. Every cent of their profit is healthcare denied.
December 25, 2025 at 2:20 AM
if being a billionaire is as great as they say it is, why are they all so fucking miserable? it's christmas eve
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it took me a minute to put together that she’s being homophobic, not making a genuinely helpful suggestion about birth control
December 23, 2025 at 10:59 PM
it took me a minute to put together that she’s being homophobic, not making a genuinely helpful suggestion about birth control
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love that software developers are advertising AI functionality in every single app now and it's up to you to try to figure out if they mean "this has spellcheck" or "everything you create in this app will sync in real-time to sam altman's personal laptop" or something in between
December 23, 2025 at 3:04 PM
love that software developers are advertising AI functionality in every single app now and it's up to you to try to figure out if they mean "this has spellcheck" or "everything you create in this app will sync in real-time to sam altman's personal laptop" or something in between
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Once again for the dense: warning us about the dangers of fascism from your Substack tells us you’re not willing to do the work you’re telling us we need to do.
All of your excuses are bullshit.
All of your excuses are bullshit.
December 23, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Once again for the dense: warning us about the dangers of fascism from your Substack tells us you’re not willing to do the work you’re telling us we need to do.
All of your excuses are bullshit.
All of your excuses are bullshit.
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Bringing back Limewire to illegally rip copies of reporting suppressed by the government is definitely some cyberpunk shit
December 23, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Bringing back Limewire to illegally rip copies of reporting suppressed by the government is definitely some cyberpunk shit
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I think it’s pretty likely Bari Weiss quits far sooner than anyone expects because if there’s anything we learned from her tenure at the New York Times it’s that this lady hates working, absolutely despises it, and she probably had to send like four emails today
December 22, 2025 at 3:20 AM
I think it’s pretty likely Bari Weiss quits far sooner than anyone expects because if there’s anything we learned from her tenure at the New York Times it’s that this lady hates working, absolutely despises it, and she probably had to send like four emails today
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Mr. Beast, all my friends and I were saying how good at boxing you’d be
December 21, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Mr. Beast, all my friends and I were saying how good at boxing you’d be
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Using AI is like slathering yourself in hamburger juice so your boss can feed you to his dog
December 10, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Using AI is like slathering yourself in hamburger juice so your boss can feed you to his dog
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there's never been a better time to tell the new york times to fuck off
Cafes across the U.S. are embracing the low- and no-caffeine lifestyle, with options that are a far cry from dusty tea bags and rewarmed decaf. nyti.ms/3XKlqoj
December 10, 2025 at 10:35 PM
there's never been a better time to tell the new york times to fuck off
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I think the single most chaotic decision I could make as a parent is introducing my kids to The Holiday Special before any other Star Wars.
December 10, 2025 at 11:00 PM
I think the single most chaotic decision I could make as a parent is introducing my kids to The Holiday Special before any other Star Wars.
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This is the most milquetoast, awkward, stilted comment on an issue that demands actual passion. The House Dems badly need a different front man.
Maybe not a different minority leader - maybe he's great at managing the caucus and doing the other political work. But as a speaker this is terrible
Maybe not a different minority leader - maybe he's great at managing the caucus and doing the other political work. But as a speaker this is terrible
Jeffries calls for video of the September 2 boat strikes to be released and asks, "if Hegseth and the administration think their actions are justifiable, what are they hiding from the American people?"
December 9, 2025 at 10:05 PM
This is the most milquetoast, awkward, stilted comment on an issue that demands actual passion. The House Dems badly need a different front man.
Maybe not a different minority leader - maybe he's great at managing the caucus and doing the other political work. But as a speaker this is terrible
Maybe not a different minority leader - maybe he's great at managing the caucus and doing the other political work. But as a speaker this is terrible
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It’s very funny to me that countries are trying to pass laws banning teens from social media until they’re older and can “handle it” as if the last decade hasn’t been about watching rich middle aged men nuke their brains on Twitter and then run the USA via shitpost.
Dude. Yes. Alito and Thomas are of course the standout examples, but all of the Republican justices have tells in their writing and their questioning indicating that they are, to varying degrees, marinating their brains in dumb bitch juice
My theory, fwiw, is that Supreme Court Justices are not immune to Twitter brain poisoning. I suspect all six have horrific information environments and have therefore lost the ability to understand the people who don't agree with them.
December 8, 2025 at 6:13 PM
It’s very funny to me that countries are trying to pass laws banning teens from social media until they’re older and can “handle it” as if the last decade hasn’t been about watching rich middle aged men nuke their brains on Twitter and then run the USA via shitpost.
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Just imagining the gingerbread cookie makers working overtime to slap on little gingerbread dicks
Nothing says getting into the festive spirit like going online to shout at some biscuits
December 8, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Just imagining the gingerbread cookie makers working overtime to slap on little gingerbread dicks
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We have issued a Freedom of Information Act request for the video of the Venezuelan air strike. And if the government will not release it, we will have to access it from Pete Hegseth’s “Kinetic Warrior Lethality” Discord server.
December 8, 2025 at 7:44 PM
We have issued a Freedom of Information Act request for the video of the Venezuelan air strike. And if the government will not release it, we will have to access it from Pete Hegseth’s “Kinetic Warrior Lethality” Discord server.
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Once again for the people in the back: sharing AI slop to shit on it is still sharing AI slop. They count on your outrage to make their numbers.
December 8, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Once again for the people in the back: sharing AI slop to shit on it is still sharing AI slop. They count on your outrage to make their numbers.