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can't stop the plop
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I only eat fish heads and milk
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cheercaptain.wang
This is the worst blurb I’ve ever seen on a book
"Charles Dickens meets Joss Whedon in Miro's otherworldly Netflix-binge-like novel." —THE WASHINGTON POST
June 3, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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roryblank.bsky.social
video dating
A portrait of a nice looking man with horseshoe balding, big rimmed glasses, a mustache and a sweater saying "Uh, my nephew told me it'd be good for me to try this video dating thing out, to get me 'back out there.' Not much to say about myself. I'm kind, a listener- uh- I heard this rustling in the yard the other night and I went to see what it was and I found a hole'd been dug up, and inside the hole was some bones. I could tell looking at the bones that they were MY bones. I got my bones. They're inside me. Please call me if you can tell me how my bones got in the hole if they're also in me. Or if you want to kiss. I don't like long walks in nature no more, I'm worried by bones will be there again."
May 23, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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oregonthedm.bsky.social
Oh wrestling is fake?

Then explain this
May 11, 2025 at 1:27 PM
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riverboatjack.bsky.social
new gender neutral greeting just dropped
May 3, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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roryblank.bsky.social
Gone Fishing
A giant hot dog with the face of a human, and arms and legs, arms coming out of the bun as though the bun is a jacket, sits on the edge of a dock with a fishing rod in its hands and a smile on its face, saying "Now you may be wondering to yourself, if I'm a giant hot dog fishing, does that mean I live in a world where fish or hamburgers, or maybe something else, like human fish. No. I live in the same world that you do, the fish are just like the ones you see in your own life. I walk the earth as a wretched meat homunculus, shunned as an outsider and forced into a life of subsistence. Imagine burger fish though. Swimming around with pickles for fins- now wouldn't that be something?"
May 2, 2025 at 9:18 PM
pestocrimes.bsky.social
whamphires
April 13, 2025 at 2:12 PM
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thatsgoodweb.bsky.social
Moebius, 2003
March 11, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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usako.bsky.social
screenshot of an archived geocities website from 1999 called cute boy site. the background is black with stars, and the text/graphics are neon green and purple. text: "Hi! Welcome to Cute Boy site. This is a place for girls! But if boys want to see pictures of boys so... i don't mind... :-) I hope your eyes going to have a great time!"
February 22, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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roryblank.bsky.social
did i leave the oven on
A doctor is rifling around inside the intestines of a patient on an operating table, saying "now we are entering the patient's abdomen. Shit I think I left the oven on at home." He continues to consider this saying "maybe my house will catch fire. If it burns then I am free of it. Everything that has built my life goes away." He begins to cut his face off, continuing "this is my chance, all of my burdens gone, I can start again, a new life, a new identity. I can be a different person." The doctor leaves his cut off face on the patient, saying as he goes "every building turns into a haunted house sooner or later, occupied by the ghosts of your own life. Don't try to find me- but if in 2 years you hear a hit song by a handsome new rockstar named Johnny Lightning, I hope you think of me."
February 24, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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matttomic.bsky.social
Simpsons Itchy & Scratchy land episode: Lisa runs into Homer and Marge's room with Bart in a wagon looking dead. She yells "mom dad! Pope Francis passed!" Bart wakes up and announces "that's right - passed another peaceful night in hospital!"
February 20, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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catsofyore.bsky.social
Mommmmm I'm borrrrrrrred. Photo from my collection, no date.
Black and white photo of a white woman in smart blazer and matching skirt, reading in an armchair by a fireplace. A shorthaired white cat is lying on the floor in front of the unlit fireplace, sprawled out looking bored.
February 6, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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davidjroth.bsky.social
Quite simply one of the greatest headlines I have ever seen.
katlaronde.bsky.social Kat La Ronde @katlaronde.bsky.social · Feb 2
Everyone in LA is sharing this story on insta, and I just want to make sure non-Angelenos know about this bear that crawled under a house during the fires. He had to be lured out with rotisserie chickens. Read it. You deserve a little treat.
525-Lb. Bear Discovered Under Evacuated Altadena Home Too Fat to Tranquilize: 'Not an Option'
An Altadena, Calif., man was shocked to discover he couldn't return to his home — which he evacuated due to the Eaton fire — because a 525-lb. bear had nested in the crawl space under his house. It to...
people.com
February 3, 2025 at 4:27 AM
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brendelbored.bsky.social
Man some days you just want to build a cabin and just live off the land. And also the cabin has WiFi and a PS5.
January 29, 2025 at 4:19 AM
pestocrimes.bsky.social
Mixed up Atlantic City with Atlanta today. Sorry to everyone
January 26, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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electrical.bsky.social
Visited the closed Kwik E Mart & Simpsons 4D attraction in Myrtle Beach.

They pulled the character cutouts off the wall, leaving a Milhouse-shaped nuclear blast silhouette.
Close up of faded paint on an exterior wall, outlining the shape of Milhouse and other Simpsons characters. Wider shot of the closed Kwik e Mart and character outlines
January 19, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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themckenziest.gay
help I can’t stop watching this
January 4, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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wyattprivilege.bsky.social
My wife, sitting quietly in the living room when I think she’s somewhere else, as I walk in, burp and fart at the same time and go “nice”
December 26, 2024 at 5:33 PM
pestocrimes.bsky.social
If I did mushrooms with my parents it would change all our lives forever
December 27, 2024 at 6:38 PM
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lolennui.bsky.social
More and more Americans are becoming radicalized when they found out about Lay’s flavors in other countries
December 25, 2024 at 7:24 PM
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lookcaitlin.bsky.social
Bud Thon #1985 rb.gy/szevwy rb.gy/ikc4y8
December 21, 2023 at 2:46 PM
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allifer.bsky.social
in this life you can be issued either a silicon kitchen gadgets mom or one of these
spindlypete.bsky.social pony pony huckabuck @spindlypete.bsky.social · Dec 25
i love trying to cook with my mom's knives that are literally all like this
a very confusing terrible knife
December 25, 2024 at 6:07 PM
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radicalgraffiti.bsky.social
"Merry X-Mas ACAB"
Fire extinguisher graff seen on the 101 freeway in Los Angeles
December 25, 2024 at 1:20 PM
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thatsnutsman.bsky.social
i am the grinch, and im here to do the grinch's work
December 20, 2023 at 2:04 PM
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ryanlcooper.com
fuckin harrowing piece. real easy to imagine ending up like this. in this country it only takes one stroke of serious bad luck if you don't have A LOT of money www.esquire.com/news-politic...
My Life As a Homeless Man in America
An extraordinary firsthand account.
www.esquire.com
November 27, 2024 at 3:47 PM
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velodus.bsky.social
Jokic just attempted a full court one-handed volleyball shot and he missed but it was cool because I don't think I've ever seen anyone try this in a game before.
November 24, 2024 at 5:18 AM