Eric P
@prestemon.bsky.social
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It's crazy how this is barely an exaggeration.
December 25, 2025 at 10:07 PM
It's crazy how this is barely an exaggeration.
y'all have really built up muppet christmas carol. watching for the first time today. it better live up to the hype
December 25, 2025 at 5:59 PM
y'all have really built up muppet christmas carol. watching for the first time today. it better live up to the hype
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time for the only holiday tradition that matters
December 25, 2025 at 3:15 AM
time for the only holiday tradition that matters
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Insults from You're A Mean One, Mr. Grinch (the original), ranked from least to most hurtful:
- Garlic in your soul
- Heel
- Heart full of unwashed socks
- Crooked jerky jockey
- Stink, stank, stunk
- Mean one
- Bad banana with a greasy black peel
- Nasty wasty skunk
- Cuddly as a cactus
- Garlic in your soul
- Heel
- Heart full of unwashed socks
- Crooked jerky jockey
- Stink, stank, stunk
- Mean one
- Bad banana with a greasy black peel
- Nasty wasty skunk
- Cuddly as a cactus
December 24, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Insults from You're A Mean One, Mr. Grinch (the original), ranked from least to most hurtful:
- Garlic in your soul
- Heel
- Heart full of unwashed socks
- Crooked jerky jockey
- Stink, stank, stunk
- Mean one
- Bad banana with a greasy black peel
- Nasty wasty skunk
- Cuddly as a cactus
- Garlic in your soul
- Heel
- Heart full of unwashed socks
- Crooked jerky jockey
- Stink, stank, stunk
- Mean one
- Bad banana with a greasy black peel
- Nasty wasty skunk
- Cuddly as a cactus
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people should say bye on the phone in tv shows and movies
Let’s air those grievances. I want to hear your pettiest gripes on this the holiest of days.
December 24, 2025 at 4:13 AM
people should say bye on the phone in tv shows and movies
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10,000 Maniacs in 1997 is worth about 20,200 Maniacs today.
December 23, 2025 at 10:57 PM
10,000 Maniacs in 1997 is worth about 20,200 Maniacs today.
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I do appreciate how each new Mr Beast thing becomes more dreamlike, as if it’s a profane parable whispered into your subconscious by a demon
In Mr Beast’s new video, a woman is alone for two weeks on a platform in the sky. and each day, a balloon is released at an inopportune moment for her. And if she fails to shoot the balloon with an arrow, they take a small portion of the platform that is her home
December 22, 2025 at 3:12 AM
I do appreciate how each new Mr Beast thing becomes more dreamlike, as if it’s a profane parable whispered into your subconscious by a demon
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got my adhd upgraded to ad4k
December 21, 2025 at 6:52 AM
got my adhd upgraded to ad4k
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I was practicing Folsom Prison Blues for my first karaoke outing and I accidentally sang “I’m stuck in Wholesome Prison,” so…
December 21, 2025 at 12:26 AM
I was practicing Folsom Prison Blues for my first karaoke outing and I accidentally sang “I’m stuck in Wholesome Prison,” so…
One of my strongest held takes is that the names and pictures on the poster should line up. Don't put "Connie Sellecca" on Corbin Bernsen and vice versa. it's wrong
"Okay everybody, normal human faces, this is gonna be the one, I can feel it."
December 19, 2025 at 1:38 AM
One of my strongest held takes is that the names and pictures on the poster should line up. Don't put "Connie Sellecca" on Corbin Bernsen and vice versa. it's wrong
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"Scromiting" is my nominee for word of the year every year. maybe 2026 is its time!
It was a pain worse than childbirth, said a TikTok mom as she described bouts of uncontrollable vomiting after marijuana use.
‘Scromiting,’ or uncontrollable vomiting due to marijuana use, is on the rise | CNN
Uncontrolled, explosive vomiting after marijuana use, called “scromiting,” is on the rise in the US, including among teenagers. Here’s what you need to know.
cnn.it
December 4, 2025 at 7:32 AM
"Scromiting" is my nominee for word of the year every year. maybe 2026 is its time!
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Sesame Street taught me to count to twelve, but in the most dramatic way possible
December 17, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Sesame Street taught me to count to twelve, but in the most dramatic way possible
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I’m tired AGAIN? I was just tired every day before this
November 25, 2025 at 6:47 PM
I’m tired AGAIN? I was just tired every day before this
I used a punch card reader and (separately) a printing terminal (no screen, line based editing).
Both were dying/defunct at the time but still counts.
Both were dying/defunct at the time but still counts.
Show your age
17 (have never used a fax machine, a record player, or a phone booth)
17 (have never used a fax machine, a record player, or a phone booth)
December 16, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I used a punch card reader and (separately) a printing terminal (no screen, line based editing).
Both were dying/defunct at the time but still counts.
Both were dying/defunct at the time but still counts.
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Merry Christmas for the lady that actually runs this county
December 16, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Merry Christmas for the lady that actually runs this county
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Please watch Aparna Nancherla’s special, Hopeful Potato out NOW on Dropout! Aparna is the best, and the special was directed by the devastatingly gorgeous and very smart guy, me!
🎭 TONIGHT! Aparna Nancherla's FIRST Dropout special, Hopeful Potato, launches at 4 PM PT / 7 PM ET!
In her new special Aparna talks social anxiety, relationship dynamics, and the benefits of aging.
#DropoutPresents
In her new special Aparna talks social anxiety, relationship dynamics, and the benefits of aging.
#DropoutPresents
December 16, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Please watch Aparna Nancherla’s special, Hopeful Potato out NOW on Dropout! Aparna is the best, and the special was directed by the devastatingly gorgeous and very smart guy, me!
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here's a handy mnemonic for remembering how this type of switch works:
O = it's Off
I = It's on
O = it's Off
I = It's on
December 9, 2025 at 12:31 AM
here's a handy mnemonic for remembering how this type of switch works:
O = it's Off
I = It's on
O = it's Off
I = It's on
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Mark Kelly here, reaching out one more time to test how many fake spam numbers you will allow me to text you from before you decide to block an American space hero
December 7, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Mark Kelly here, reaching out one more time to test how many fake spam numbers you will allow me to text you from before you decide to block an American space hero
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Top 25 holiday gifts to get for your friend who has achieved Bodhisattva status and is free from attachment to material things (affiliate link)
December 6, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Top 25 holiday gifts to get for your friend who has achieved Bodhisattva status and is free from attachment to material things (affiliate link)
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The only take you need--and yes, you need this one.
sorry I'm late! I have at last broken my silence on Pantone's Color of the Year johnpaulbrammer.substack.com/p/cloud-danc...
'Cloud Dancer': A Measured Response
Regarding Pantone's decision, and so on, and so forth
johnpaulbrammer.substack.com
December 6, 2025 at 8:11 PM
The only take you need--and yes, you need this one.
"Scromiting" is my nominee for word of the year every year. maybe 2026 is its time!
It was a pain worse than childbirth, said a TikTok mom as she described bouts of uncontrollable vomiting after marijuana use.
‘Scromiting,’ or uncontrollable vomiting due to marijuana use, is on the rise | CNN
Uncontrolled, explosive vomiting after marijuana use, called “scromiting,” is on the rise in the US, including among teenagers. Here’s what you need to know.
cnn.it
December 4, 2025 at 7:32 AM
"Scromiting" is my nominee for word of the year every year. maybe 2026 is its time!
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