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Only chattering hep patter
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Please watch this video it's so fucking funny it kills me every time to just watch this fucking dude activate goddamn psychic powers he seems to think all human beings possess. An absolutely exquisite 52 seconds of your time
Got a mole problem on your golf course?
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December 25, 2025 at 6:19 AM
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this photo was going viral on here like an hour before Charlie Kirk got shot and now that the dust has settled somewhat it’s time to revisit how funny this is
December 24, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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December 22, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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Good news, someone ripped my video and put it on the Internet Archive. If you're having trouble downloading from Filemail, here it is:

archive.org/details/60mi...
Pulled 60 Minutes segment on CECOT : CBS : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive
This is a screen recording of a 60 Minutes segment about the Centro de Confinamiento del Terrorismo (CECOT) prison in El Salvador, which was intended to be...
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December 23, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5
December 23, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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Ok. Now had a chance to check and, well, at least some docs do appear to be straight up classic redaction fail. And there are some *interesting* bits here.

www.justice.gov/multimedia/C...
December 23, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Catered a lunch and massively over ordered on accident so woohoo free food
December 22, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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if tumblr dies I need this video to make it's seasonal rotation here instead just in case, Happy holidays 🎄
December 18, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Smoking cigarettes inside of my electric car in an attempt to make a new and confusing kind of guy
December 17, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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lame crowd take over cool hangout spot. is shocked when everyone leaves instead of deciding they're cool now
Elon's little serfs are quite literally begging journalists to come back because every publicly available source of data shows people have fled the platform and young people won't use it.

They are literally begging regular people to come back. Don't do it! It is a website by and for actual Nazis!
December 15, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Gastrodiplomacy works, I would sooner die for Thailand than America
December 15, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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The waitress at Olive Garden smiles weakly as she serves me my 100th bread stick. The other patrons are cheering. My family left hours ago
September 8, 2024 at 9:22 PM
It’s the most time of the year
December 4, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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Luigi Mangione is getting hotter in custody which should be enough proof that he’s innocent
December 1, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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So I said 'it sounds like youre just feeding companies to private equity' and the exec's daughter started crying.
November 26, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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I'm going to make "this won't stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God's creation" my new catchphrase
November 26, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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July 10, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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i looked too quickly and thought she was looking at a picture of a shark hitting a vape
November 18, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Straight outta
November 14, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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Aborted babies crawling around heaven like shrimp
November 8, 2025 at 1:13 AM
We have gone through three regional representatives in 2 months. This is the company of all time
November 5, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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Got kicked out of the liberry again cuz a couple people complained about my therapy goose Insane Willie.
October 22, 2023 at 2:13 PM
Gotta stop hitting on chicks from the RISD game design program, 2 for 2 on their gf showing up halfway through my opening chatter
November 4, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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The hole in a guitar is traditionally used to store soft cheeses and dried meats which are fed to the drummer when he does a good job
October 16, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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it's me, unnamed critter from bosch's triptych of the temptation of anthony!
November 1, 2025 at 12:16 AM