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The starbucks server bellowed the true name of God and my interior monologue switched to aramaic
The starbucks server bellowed the true name of God and my interior monologue switched to aramaic
October 11, 2023 at 12:15 AM
r/mildlyinfuriating
The starbucks server bellowed the true name of God and my interior monologue switched to aramaic
The starbucks server bellowed the true name of God and my interior monologue switched to aramaic
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Me: I know pantyhose are a little dated but I love how they even out my skin tone
Teller: So is this not a robbery?
Me: No, it is
Teller: So is this not a robbery?
Me: No, it is
January 19, 2025 at 7:21 AM
Me: I know pantyhose are a little dated but I love how they even out my skin tone
Teller: So is this not a robbery?
Me: No, it is
Teller: So is this not a robbery?
Me: No, it is
David Lynch's body of work is the most impactful thing I've ever seen. Twin Peaks The Return and Inland Empire, especially, are unrivaled artistic achievements. It's so sad to hear he passed away.
January 16, 2025 at 6:53 PM
David Lynch's body of work is the most impactful thing I've ever seen. Twin Peaks The Return and Inland Empire, especially, are unrivaled artistic achievements. It's so sad to hear he passed away.
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My relationship with Big wasn’t the only thing I blew up that day. At the Trinity test site I detonated the first plutonium bomb, unleashing a 22 kiloton blast. Had I become Death, destroyer of worlds? Meanwhile uptown, Samantha had her hands full with her own “Manhattan project”
January 10, 2025 at 11:49 PM
My relationship with Big wasn’t the only thing I blew up that day. At the Trinity test site I detonated the first plutonium bomb, unleashing a 22 kiloton blast. Had I become Death, destroyer of worlds? Meanwhile uptown, Samantha had her hands full with her own “Manhattan project”
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I started counting calories a week ago and I'm up to 21,749, with no end in sight. Unclear how high this can go
January 5, 2025 at 11:50 PM
I started counting calories a week ago and I'm up to 21,749, with no end in sight. Unclear how high this can go
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(Realizing i zoned out for 15 years and have a family now without noticing) (Realizing I never committed my beautiful child's name to memory) You - (forgetting if we have hogs or not but going with my gut feeling) Feed them hogs
December 7, 2024 at 11:55 PM
(Realizing i zoned out for 15 years and have a family now without noticing) (Realizing I never committed my beautiful child's name to memory) You - (forgetting if we have hogs or not but going with my gut feeling) Feed them hogs
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Juror #2 was not good and the handful of great actors had zero chance of saving it. Writing, direction, and production were all insanely cheap.
December 21, 2024 at 6:22 PM
Juror #2 was not good and the handful of great actors had zero chance of saving it. Writing, direction, and production were all insanely cheap.
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I said good NIGHT, moon.
September 1, 2023 at 3:46 AM
I said good NIGHT, moon.
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4 dentists: this toothpaste is a fine addition to your oral hygiene journey
5th dentist: reach for that cop’s gun lol
5th dentist: reach for that cop’s gun lol
December 7, 2024 at 2:37 PM
4 dentists: this toothpaste is a fine addition to your oral hygiene journey
5th dentist: reach for that cop’s gun lol
5th dentist: reach for that cop’s gun lol
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Grandma who came back to life after 30 years: Haha, the sticker on the ketchup bottle is upside down. Somebody messed up at the factory!
Me: No, that’s how they do it now.
Me: No, that’s how they do it now.
December 5, 2024 at 1:20 AM
Grandma who came back to life after 30 years: Haha, the sticker on the ketchup bottle is upside down. Somebody messed up at the factory!
Me: No, that’s how they do it now.
Me: No, that’s how they do it now.
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Caillou: I wanted to ride on the fire truck
Caillou’s Mom: I know, Caillou
Caillou’s Dad: I shave your head every night while you’re asleep
Caillou’s Mom: I know, Caillou
Caillou’s Dad: I shave your head every night while you’re asleep
December 3, 2024 at 11:21 PM
Caillou: I wanted to ride on the fire truck
Caillou’s Mom: I know, Caillou
Caillou’s Dad: I shave your head every night while you’re asleep
Caillou’s Mom: I know, Caillou
Caillou’s Dad: I shave your head every night while you’re asleep
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kool-aid man dying halfway through a cartwheel
December 1, 2024 at 3:24 PM
kool-aid man dying halfway through a cartwheel
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wow the parade this year was crazy
November 28, 2024 at 2:01 PM
wow the parade this year was crazy
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[writing a strong female character] "she drinks bourbon"
November 27, 2024 at 4:52 PM
[writing a strong female character] "she drinks bourbon"
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[remembering that women like guys who are different] My favorite part of the popsicle is the stick
November 26, 2024 at 8:02 AM
[remembering that women like guys who are different] My favorite part of the popsicle is the stick
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he was a lifeguard she was a tennis umpire how did they find love find out this holiday season on hallmark’s “tall chair store christmas”
November 25, 2024 at 11:19 PM
he was a lifeguard she was a tennis umpire how did they find love find out this holiday season on hallmark’s “tall chair store christmas”
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there was deviled egg dip at the show’s after party in North Dakota and all I could think was oh miss sugar pink liquor liquor lips I’m gonna be your deviled egg dip
November 23, 2024 at 5:57 AM
there was deviled egg dip at the show’s after party in North Dakota and all I could think was oh miss sugar pink liquor liquor lips I’m gonna be your deviled egg dip
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bread time let's have a bread
November 21, 2024 at 7:08 AM
bread time let's have a bread
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disney exec: it’s about a guy who thinks he’s a monkey lol. probably don’t need anything too crazy for the soundtrack.
phil collins: [eyes glowing white, levitating above the ground] no
phil collins: [eyes glowing white, levitating above the ground] no
November 20, 2024 at 5:10 PM
disney exec: it’s about a guy who thinks he’s a monkey lol. probably don’t need anything too crazy for the soundtrack.
phil collins: [eyes glowing white, levitating above the ground] no
phil collins: [eyes glowing white, levitating above the ground] no
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When a menu says “select a protein,” I feel like I should be wearing gray coveralls and finding a table that lets me sit with my back to the telescreen
November 18, 2024 at 7:07 PM
When a menu says “select a protein,” I feel like I should be wearing gray coveralls and finding a table that lets me sit with my back to the telescreen