raulblart.bsky.social
@raulblart.bsky.social
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No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor
February 11, 2026 at 1:46 AM
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bluesky was a short-lived social media website that was made to prime elder millennials into forwarding chain letters
February 2, 2024 at 11:58 PM
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🐾i am not to be truffled with🐾

✨new sticker!
February 10, 2026 at 8:18 PM
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Serial Experiments Lain is a cautionary, deeply political story about how cool the Sharp X68000 looked, and what would happen if computers kept looking like that.
February 11, 2026 at 12:52 AM
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me wwhen i sleeby
February 11, 2026 at 12:59 AM
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warhammer 40,000: rogue trader (2023)
February 11, 2026 at 12:35 AM
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from this angle he looks like a little otter
February 11, 2026 at 12:09 AM
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February 9, 2026 at 7:56 PM
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Apparently Wikipedia has had to lock Darren Aaronofsky’s for editing because some people keep changing it to say he’s a ‘former filmmaker’

Inspirational stuff tbh
February 10, 2026 at 5:36 PM
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Instead of age verification, websites should just make you describe the first time you saw someone die on the Internet. if the story makes whoever reads it sad, you're an adult for Internet purposes.
February 10, 2026 at 7:55 AM
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been really into the concept of the monk class in fantasy rpgs... In a world where you can conjure up anything with magic and faith, there's something compelling about a guy that just punches a god's ankles until it dies. Like what the fuck is the evil wizard gonna do when you punch his wind pipe
February 10, 2026 at 3:21 AM
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The Question
February 9, 2026 at 9:45 PM
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[salmon disliked that]
[friendship has ended with salmon]
[salmon is no longer allied]
salmon: hey, why is there a salmon color
salmon: why is the color called that
December 19, 2025 at 4:35 AM
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the airlines should support this because it enshrines in law their right to treat most of us even worse
February 10, 2026 at 3:29 AM
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we need to make private jet ownership illegal. but as a compromise, I think we can mandate that on every commercial flight one random passenger is picked out of a hat, and the airline and plane crew have to be extra nice and accommodating to them while treating the rest of the passengers even worse.
February 10, 2026 at 3:29 AM
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Melville: I hope you enjoyed that bloody action-packed chapter! But now, a moment to consider obscure technicalities about where everyone sits in the boat, how the boat is constructed, and my personal critique of current assigned seating practices.
February 10, 2026 at 1:02 AM
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drafts get posted within 24 hours or they explode like the cassette tapes from mission impossible
August 16, 2023 at 11:58 PM
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who runs the world | patreon.com/lubchansky
February 9, 2026 at 2:59 PM
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“Mr. Beast Salesforce ad” - they’re calling it the least appealing phrase ever assembled in any language. They finally did it
February 9, 2026 at 2:32 AM
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oh, you meant to hit circle instead of square. okay, i get that, that's on the developer, i mess that up sometimes too. no hard feelings
February 8, 2026 at 12:57 AM
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loot does not drop upon defeating me. the developers didn't expect anyone to attack me, i am so vulnerable, and only trying to help. why did you raise your sword? for material gain? i would give you anything i have if you had only asked. i did not ask to be in this game, i did not ask to have 6hp.
February 8, 2026 at 12:55 AM
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February 8, 2026 at 4:37 AM
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i'm not the biggest shakespeare booster in the world but you will never tell me a writer whose work can be performed by a great stage actor of today and echo this crushingly and righteously is not a titan of the form
I do not mind telling you I teared up watching this.
February 8, 2026 at 10:45 AM
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plus he microblogged about being horny for a twink before that was even a thing
February 8, 2026 at 11:04 AM