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Who up being a merry fellow
February 17, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Who up being a merry fellow
I don't know what a swanton b0mb is, so I'm just gonna pretend it's a swan blowing up a wonton.
catching my opp at the park and giving him a surprise swanton bomb
February 18, 2025 at 8:36 AM
I don't know what a swanton b0mb is, so I'm just gonna pretend it's a swan blowing up a wonton.
But you're still saying penis at the same volume?
"The Penis Game" but sneezing louder and louder until I am sent home
December 10, 2024 at 8:40 PM
But you're still saying penis at the same volume?
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I hate when I forget my gun, suppressor, fake IDs, and handwritten manifesto when I go for a burger
December 9, 2024 at 10:27 PM
I hate when I forget my gun, suppressor, fake IDs, and handwritten manifesto when I go for a burger
I don't remember Gandalf saying this.
Embroidery helps, though
December 10, 2024 at 7:40 AM
I don't remember Gandalf saying this.
You a Burger King girl?
If I'd just committed the most notorious assassination in the country, I would make damned sure that my last meal before incarceration wasn't at a McDonald's.
December 10, 2024 at 7:37 AM
You a Burger King girl?
"Love Your Way" by The Psychedelic Furs/Burger King.
If Frank Sinatra was alive today he'd probably have to do it someone else's way 😔
December 7, 2024 at 8:58 AM
"Love Your Way" by The Psychedelic Furs/Burger King.
This post brought to you by Olive Garden. When you're here, you're family (friendly).
I lost my gag reflex by deep throating garlic bread
December 7, 2024 at 8:55 AM
This post brought to you by Olive Garden. When you're here, you're family (friendly).
You saw a sponge flipping burgers at a store you owned. 😨
December 2, 2024 at 4:44 AM
You saw a sponge flipping burgers at a store you owned. 😨
Late night Bluesky posting. Who up?
So weird that hot dogs come in packages of 10 and my wife left me for a magician
December 2, 2024 at 4:32 AM
Late night Bluesky posting. Who up?
I laugh at this post as I gear up to go to the Goodwill 50% off sale. 😂 #bestofbothworlds
Black Friday reminder:
You can save 100% if you don't buy anything!
You can save 100% if you don't buy anything!
November 29, 2024 at 11:14 PM
I laugh at this post as I gear up to go to the Goodwill 50% off sale. 😂 #bestofbothworlds
Lmao, seriously. That juice be getting up in the pit of your elbow.
November 29, 2024 at 10:03 PM
Lmao, seriously. That juice be getting up in the pit of your elbow.
Rinse and re... Sleep. 💤
Wakes up, has coffee, goes back to bed.
November 29, 2024 at 6:42 AM
Rinse and re... Sleep. 💤
You like that? Heuh? Tell me you want thaht shit. Capiche?
talking dirty in an old timey mobster voice
November 29, 2024 at 5:20 AM
You like that? Heuh? Tell me you want thaht shit. Capiche?
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I’m shopping hundreds of deals!!!
November 28, 2024 at 10:40 PM
I’m shopping hundreds of deals!!!
Yeah, they should have done Friday The 13th...
Why did Wednesday Addams do a Thanksgiving play at a summer camp
November 28, 2024 at 9:46 PM
Yeah, they should have done Friday The 13th...
Robber, in Homer Simpson voice: "Why you little!!"
November 28, 2024 at 8:55 PM
Robber, in Homer Simpson voice: "Why you little!!"
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Happy Thanksgiving, even to those who wish to see me suffer!
November 28, 2024 at 5:45 PM
Happy Thanksgiving, even to those who wish to see me suffer!
Soup. It's what's for breakfast.
Coffee is technically bean broth and I think that's beautiful
November 28, 2024 at 12:28 PM
Soup. It's what's for breakfast.
Just turn into an anthropomorphic animal and hang with your bros.
November 28, 2024 at 11:47 AM
Just turn into an anthropomorphic animal and hang with your bros.
Why is Drake out here fighting condiments?
Hear me out:
Mustard is a bigger Drake villain than Dot.
Mustard is a bigger Drake villain than Dot.
November 28, 2024 at 11:45 AM
Why is Drake out here fighting condiments?
"WE'RE JUST BLUESKY GUYS."
I want a Costco chicken bake rn
November 28, 2024 at 11:33 AM
"WE'RE JUST BLUESKY GUYS."
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Good deal. This is his first project I've been genuinely interested in since GKMC.
November 28, 2024 at 10:24 AM
Good deal. This is his first project I've been genuinely interested in since GKMC.
Moana 2 is my favorite character.
if Moana 2 doesn't say "aloha bitch" right before killing the bad guy I'm not interested
November 28, 2024 at 10:23 AM
Moana 2 is my favorite character.
I think it's a dish at Denny's.
Hi in American films and TV they often reference "the tri-state area" and, honestly, I don't know what that is and I'm never going to bother to look it up I don't care.
November 28, 2024 at 10:14 AM
I think it's a dish at Denny's.