Rhapsodize Eclectically
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Ben Affleck's Holden McNeil goatee‘s the answer but I'm not sure what the question is. Politics. Humor. Great at @ replies, not great at regular posts.
The lesser known song, called Lady Marmalead, asks "Voulez-vous faire la plomberie avec moi?"
i know we're all busy but i just overheard a plumber say "parlez-vous français ? non ? you motherfuckers don't even speak french, do you" to a pair of french bulldogs
January 9, 2026 at 12:24 AM
The lesser known song, called Lady Marmalead, asks "Voulez-vous faire la plomberie avec moi?"
This is so not important compared to the pressing issues, but can anyone explain why @reuters.com would have put her marital status in the subheadline?
January 7, 2026 at 11:07 PM
This is so not important compared to the pressing issues, but can anyone explain why @reuters.com would have put her marital status in the subheadline?
A Lord of the Rings cover band called Orcade Fire.
A Lord of the Rings cover band called Flock of Sméagols
A lord of the rings cover band called Nine Ents Nails
December 16, 2025 at 8:21 PM
A Lord of the Rings cover band called Orcade Fire.
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One of the biggest moments of my career:
USCIS canceled my client’s naturalization oath ceremony. We filed a lawsuit, went to trial, and the judge swore him in right there in the courtroom!
USCIS canceled my client’s naturalization oath ceremony. We filed a lawsuit, went to trial, and the judge swore him in right there in the courtroom!
December 16, 2025 at 3:21 PM
One of the biggest moments of my career:
USCIS canceled my client’s naturalization oath ceremony. We filed a lawsuit, went to trial, and the judge swore him in right there in the courtroom!
USCIS canceled my client’s naturalization oath ceremony. We filed a lawsuit, went to trial, and the judge swore him in right there in the courtroom!
If you want to read the laughable failure of LLMs today, moving from strawberry to cranberry was hilarious.
Check out the next post in the quoted thread also.
Check out the next post in the quoted thread also.
Two out of three AIs agree with you.
The third needed clarification after botsplaining to me about nutrition but eventually disagreed with you.
The third needed clarification after botsplaining to me about nutrition but eventually disagreed with you.
November 17, 2025 at 7:33 PM
If you want to read the laughable failure of LLMs today, moving from strawberry to cranberry was hilarious.
Check out the next post in the quoted thread also.
Check out the next post in the quoted thread also.
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November 16, 2025 at 3:40 AM
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I think any story about Trump's autocracy should be mostly about the people and institutions who failed to stop it. This guy isn't a political genius, everything else just happens to be rotten. 'Toddler Consolidates Power In Household' is a story about incompetent parents, not shrewd maneuvering
October 28, 2025 at 2:07 PM
I think any story about Trump's autocracy should be mostly about the people and institutions who failed to stop it. This guy isn't a political genius, everything else just happens to be rotten. 'Toddler Consolidates Power In Household' is a story about incompetent parents, not shrewd maneuvering
I appreciate the "women don't like the vehicle" quote becoming a meme.
But nothing beats "So it's ironic that it would even become a political statement, but nonetheless it is." and the editor note that follows about the guy's January 6th involvement.
But nothing beats "So it's ironic that it would even become a political statement, but nonetheless it is." and the editor note that follows about the guy's January 6th involvement.
October 17, 2025 at 2:39 PM
I appreciate the "women don't like the vehicle" quote becoming a meme.
But nothing beats "So it's ironic that it would even become a political statement, but nonetheless it is." and the editor note that follows about the guy's January 6th involvement.
But nothing beats "So it's ironic that it would even become a political statement, but nonetheless it is." and the editor note that follows about the guy's January 6th involvement.
Worthwhile thread.
🧵The Trump regime knows that they are destroying the economy. They will never admit this in public, but they do in private.
Treasury secretary Scott Bessent was photographed reading a text from AgSec Brooke Rollins saying that Trump's tariffs made China shift soybean purchases to Argentina.
Treasury secretary Scott Bessent was photographed reading a text from AgSec Brooke Rollins saying that Trump's tariffs made China shift soybean purchases to Argentina.
September 29, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Worthwhile thread.
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First he incites his followers to hang Mike Pence and then he places a tariff on couches? Man this guy hates his vice presidents.
September 26, 2025 at 1:38 PM
First he incites his followers to hang Mike Pence and then he places a tariff on couches? Man this guy hates his vice presidents.
I don't like living in a country where people assassinate people based on their politics.
I don't like living in a country where gun violence is an expectation, not a remote worry.
I personally don't like jokes about this stuff, or schadenfreude posts, but I don't judge those who do too much.
I don't like living in a country where gun violence is an expectation, not a remote worry.
I personally don't like jokes about this stuff, or schadenfreude posts, but I don't judge those who do too much.
September 10, 2025 at 10:28 PM
I don't like living in a country where people assassinate people based on their politics.
I don't like living in a country where gun violence is an expectation, not a remote worry.
I personally don't like jokes about this stuff, or schadenfreude posts, but I don't judge those who do too much.
I don't like living in a country where gun violence is an expectation, not a remote worry.
I personally don't like jokes about this stuff, or schadenfreude posts, but I don't judge those who do too much.
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Without comment:
September 10, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Without comment:
The chances of Musk achieving this are the same of the chances of him sending a manned mission to Mars by 2024.
www.nbcnews.com/business/aut...
www.nbcnews.com/business/aut...
September 5, 2025 at 2:36 PM
The chances of Musk achieving this are the same of the chances of him sending a manned mission to Mars by 2024.
www.nbcnews.com/business/aut...
www.nbcnews.com/business/aut...
It's because the first rule of Foot Club is you don't talk about Foot Club.
September 4, 2025 at 10:10 PM
It's because the first rule of Foot Club is you don't talk about Foot Club.
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Cost of Trump's D.C. Occupation: $1.1M per day.
Cost to operate public housing for D.C.'s entire homeless population: $169,226 per day.
It's not about what this country can or can’t afford.
It’s about priorities.
Cost to operate public housing for D.C.'s entire homeless population: $169,226 per day.
It's not about what this country can or can’t afford.
It’s about priorities.
August 26, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Cost of Trump's D.C. Occupation: $1.1M per day.
Cost to operate public housing for D.C.'s entire homeless population: $169,226 per day.
It's not about what this country can or can’t afford.
It’s about priorities.
Cost to operate public housing for D.C.'s entire homeless population: $169,226 per day.
It's not about what this country can or can’t afford.
It’s about priorities.
The Dems aren't interested in finding someone who isn't deeply tied to global finance capital because the Dems are deeply tied to global finance capital.
The best we can hope for is Dem voters make their voices heard during primaries, and the DNC won't completely ignore primary results.
The best we can hope for is Dem voters make their voices heard during primaries, and the DNC won't completely ignore primary results.
This was a big scandal in Canada. I know it pales to everything that Trump has done, but is it impossible for the Dems to find someone that isn't deeply tied to global finance capital? That might actually look out for consumers or the middle class, let alone the poor? It's not him.
July 31, 2025 at 5:02 PM
The Dems aren't interested in finding someone who isn't deeply tied to global finance capital because the Dems are deeply tied to global finance capital.
The best we can hope for is Dem voters make their voices heard during primaries, and the DNC won't completely ignore primary results.
The best we can hope for is Dem voters make their voices heard during primaries, and the DNC won't completely ignore primary results.
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The person who invented the video game joystick has disappeared, they down right up and left.
July 31, 2025 at 4:52 PM
The person who invented the video game joystick has disappeared, they down right up and left.
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DATE: So what do you do?
ME: I race cars.
HER: That’s so cool. Have you won many races?
ME: No, the cars are much faster.
ME: I race cars.
HER: That’s so cool. Have you won many races?
ME: No, the cars are much faster.
June 23, 2025 at 11:27 AM
DATE: So what do you do?
ME: I race cars.
HER: That’s so cool. Have you won many races?
ME: No, the cars are much faster.
ME: I race cars.
HER: That’s so cool. Have you won many races?
ME: No, the cars are much faster.
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Amazing thread
June 25, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Amazing thread
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Notice how Super Mario and all his supposed “enemies” are happy to get together and go go-kart racing? Wake up. It’s all kayfabe
June 6, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Notice how Super Mario and all his supposed “enemies” are happy to get together and go go-kart racing? Wake up. It’s all kayfabe
Besides the obvious inequity and human rights issues...
I just can't understand why people want to open the door to the government regulating decisions between patients and doctors when doctors are following the (practically) consensus medical opinion.
I just can't understand why people want to open the door to the government regulating decisions between patients and doctors when doctors are following the (practically) consensus medical opinion.
felt like these needed to be one post. this is the current TX medicaid model of determining who gets access to hormone therapy.
rogan, rfk, & whoever you want to joke about will be fine. trans people will die, though.
in the US laws are always enforced unevenly. that’s how we do things here.
rogan, rfk, & whoever you want to joke about will be fine. trans people will die, though.
in the US laws are always enforced unevenly. that’s how we do things here.
May 22, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Besides the obvious inequity and human rights issues...
I just can't understand why people want to open the door to the government regulating decisions between patients and doctors when doctors are following the (practically) consensus medical opinion.
I just can't understand why people want to open the door to the government regulating decisions between patients and doctors when doctors are following the (practically) consensus medical opinion.
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🧵 This is a perfect example of how disordered discourse reshapes democratic politics, not by policy failure, but by the performative targeting of identity. Let’s unpack what’s happening.
one of the most insane normalized aspects of our political climate is politicians going after their own constituents in the name of anti-wokeness. what are we doing here
May 22, 2025 at 5:31 PM
🧵 This is a perfect example of how disordered discourse reshapes democratic politics, not by policy failure, but by the performative targeting of identity. Let’s unpack what’s happening.
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President Trump was up at 1:30am rage tweeting about Bruce Springsteen, Beyoncé, Bono, and Oprah Winfrey, raising serious concerns about Biden's mental state during his last year in office.
May 20, 2025 at 2:06 PM
President Trump was up at 1:30am rage tweeting about Bruce Springsteen, Beyoncé, Bono, and Oprah Winfrey, raising serious concerns about Biden's mental state during his last year in office.
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Rare for a public poll, we did a survey experiment to test whether priming respondents about the deportation of Kilmar Abrego Garcia impacts support for Trump's broader immigration agenda. It does. Support for blanket deportations fell 20 points after hearing about Garcia's case.
May 14, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Rare for a public poll, we did a survey experiment to test whether priming respondents about the deportation of Kilmar Abrego Garcia impacts support for Trump's broader immigration agenda. It does. Support for blanket deportations fell 20 points after hearing about Garcia's case.