Not Space Karen
@rowan68.bsky.social
Jam tolerator. Umbrage taker. Mallard unbracer. Mutton shunter.
'Vibrant and Fashionable Pruning Tool'
'Vibrant and Fashionable Pruning Tool'
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Not Space Karen
@rowan68.bsky.social
· Jan 4
No, I am not signing that fucking petition.
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Yes, by all means, let us blow up tertiary education. Again.
i: Reeves to unveil £600m raid on foreign student
university fees #TomorrowsPapersToday
university fees #TomorrowsPapersToday
November 24, 2025 at 10:34 AM
Yes, by all means, let us blow up tertiary education. Again.
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the entirety of human history has actually been manipulation by cats to get them to every corner of earth.
"Domestic cats finally crossed the Alps with the Roman conquest of Gaul"
Huh. I never really thought about the connections between animal populations and military campaigns before
Huh. I never really thought about the connections between animal populations and military campaigns before
November 23, 2025 at 7:14 AM
the entirety of human history has actually been manipulation by cats to get them to every corner of earth.
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FYI lads, This only works if you do it in Toast of London’s voice.
November 23, 2025 at 10:53 PM
FYI lads, This only works if you do it in Toast of London’s voice.
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'Go Cats' by contemporary artist Angela Smyth #WomensArt #Monday
November 24, 2025 at 5:47 AM
'Go Cats' by contemporary artist Angela Smyth #WomensArt #Monday
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Columbo in his first episode looks like a dog that's just come back from the groomer
October 14, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Columbo in his first episode looks like a dog that's just come back from the groomer
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And I'd trust her with my life.
November 23, 2025 at 6:19 PM
And I'd trust her with my life.
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Crimes against food
When the Mariano’s cashier rang these up yesterday she called someone else over to tell them someone actually bought them
November 23, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Crimes against food
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A "red beret in Waterford" moment.
November 23, 2025 at 12:25 PM
A "red beret in Waterford" moment.
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sadly you can't take it as accurate as I've just tried it on accounts where I'm 100% where they are run from, because they're mine and it's wildly inaccurate. At best the code is making poor assumptions, at worst, it's deliberately chaotic disinformation.
November 23, 2025 at 9:31 AM
sadly you can't take it as accurate as I've just tried it on accounts where I'm 100% where they are run from, because they're mine and it's wildly inaccurate. At best the code is making poor assumptions, at worst, it's deliberately chaotic disinformation.
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Good Morning, World.
November 23, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Good Morning, World.
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However, I also have tragic news today, because it’s the 42nd anniversary of Jimmy ‘The Beard’ Ferrozzo dying while having sex on a nightclub piano when the hydraulic lift normally used to lower a topless dancer went up and squeezed him fatally against the ceiling
November 23, 2025 at 10:43 AM
However, I also have tragic news today, because it’s the 42nd anniversary of Jimmy ‘The Beard’ Ferrozzo dying while having sex on a nightclub piano when the hydraulic lift normally used to lower a topless dancer went up and squeezed him fatally against the ceiling
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A tiny bit of shameless self-promotion because the gifting season is creeping up on us. If you’re after something delicious, handcrafted, and ethical, my chocolate boxes, bars, and treats make really lovely gifts. Treat yourself, treat someone else, or both, I won’t judge! Reshares appreciated! 🍫✨
November 22, 2025 at 6:51 PM
A tiny bit of shameless self-promotion because the gifting season is creeping up on us. If you’re after something delicious, handcrafted, and ethical, my chocolate boxes, bars, and treats make really lovely gifts. Treat yourself, treat someone else, or both, I won’t judge! Reshares appreciated! 🍫✨
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Mom and cub stopped by to check us out where we watched, breathless from the buggy. Some bears are very curious of the large, white box full of people with clicky things.
November 23, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Mom and cub stopped by to check us out where we watched, breathless from the buggy. Some bears are very curious of the large, white box full of people with clicky things.
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Grand opening, grand closing.
X quietly disabled a new feature that showed which country an account was posting from when it revealed that lots of popular right wing MAGA accounts were being run from foreign countries like India and Nigeria.
X quietly disabled a new feature that showed which country an account was posting from when it revealed that lots of popular right wing MAGA accounts were being run from foreign countries like India and Nigeria.
November 22, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Grand opening, grand closing.
X quietly disabled a new feature that showed which country an account was posting from when it revealed that lots of popular right wing MAGA accounts were being run from foreign countries like India and Nigeria.
X quietly disabled a new feature that showed which country an account was posting from when it revealed that lots of popular right wing MAGA accounts were being run from foreign countries like India and Nigeria.
I have been watching a documentary for 15 minutes now about Hitler's DNA and it is truly dreadful. Still better than most Saturday night tv though.
November 22, 2025 at 9:56 PM
I have been watching a documentary for 15 minutes now about Hitler's DNA and it is truly dreadful. Still better than most Saturday night tv though.
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Megyn Kelly Anxiously Waits For Everyone Else To Start Condoning Pedophilia Too
Megyn Kelly Anxiously Waits For Everyone Else To Start Condoning Pedophilia Too
NEW YORK—Faced with backlash against comments she made last week downplaying the sex trafficking crimes of Jeffrey Epstein, an anxious Megyn Kelly appeared on her podcast Monday waiting for everyone e...
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November 22, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Megyn Kelly Anxiously Waits For Everyone Else To Start Condoning Pedophilia Too
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I keep saying this but it’s at least very interesting that many doctors didn’t think ADHD persisted into adulthood until you couldn’t buy Ritalin over the counter anymore and most people stopped smoking.
yeah tbh I’d really rather be on ADHD meds and NOT have to develop a two pack a day cigarette habit as someone who’s never smoked before just to function
I guess I can drink twelve coffees a day while chain smoking if you want me to do this in a socially acceptable manner, I just don't see how that's better for my physical or mental health than Vyvanse, y'know?
November 21, 2025 at 5:07 PM
I keep saying this but it’s at least very interesting that many doctors didn’t think ADHD persisted into adulthood until you couldn’t buy Ritalin over the counter anymore and most people stopped smoking.
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What are the pros/cons to an Olympic swimmer of holding in their farts?
November 22, 2025 at 2:08 PM
What are the pros/cons to an Olympic swimmer of holding in their farts?
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Forest winning 3-0 at Anfield - that’s the most goals a Dyche team has ever scored on Merseyside, and he was at Everton for two years.
November 22, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Forest winning 3-0 at Anfield - that’s the most goals a Dyche team has ever scored on Merseyside, and he was at Everton for two years.
I swear to god, my mother just said "we're having dinner in an hour, I'd better put the veg on." She is a northern stereotype made flesh.
November 22, 2025 at 5:37 PM
I swear to god, my mother just said "we're having dinner in an hour, I'd better put the veg on." She is a northern stereotype made flesh.
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Donald Trump emerging from his office dabbing his lips with a moist towelette followed by Zohran Mamdani wearing a suspiciously Clintonesque grin
November 22, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Donald Trump emerging from his office dabbing his lips with a moist towelette followed by Zohran Mamdani wearing a suspiciously Clintonesque grin
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It's that time of year
November 22, 2025 at 11:54 AM
It's that time of year
We're doing collage printing in art class. All a bit of a shot in the dark because none of us really have any idea what will work as we've never done it before. Anyway, this is my collage, its just embossed wallpaper. I will post the prints I make from it later in the week....
November 22, 2025 at 2:47 PM
We're doing collage printing in art class. All a bit of a shot in the dark because none of us really have any idea what will work as we've never done it before. Anyway, this is my collage, its just embossed wallpaper. I will post the prints I make from it later in the week....
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beelzeclub
Is there a collective noun for devils
November 22, 2025 at 12:38 PM
beelzeclub