Sabrina Rosenstock
@sabrinuts.bsky.social
save your breath ‘cause tonight you’re gonna drown // umich ftvm ‘26 // 26 she/her // https://boxd.it/9O0pR
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i am tired of the world framing trans issues as “they’re not hurting anybody” or “society can tolerate them.” trans people are load bearing for a free society, not something to be tolerated
September 19, 2025 at 4:33 PM
i am tired of the world framing trans issues as “they’re not hurting anybody” or “society can tolerate them.” trans people are load bearing for a free society, not something to be tolerated
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Guy In Philosophy Class Needs To Shut The Fuck Up https://theonion.com/guy-in-philosophy-class-needs-to-shut-the-fuck-up-1819568055/
August 25, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Guy In Philosophy Class Needs To Shut The Fuck Up https://theonion.com/guy-in-philosophy-class-needs-to-shut-the-fuck-up-1819568055/
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TREBEK: According to the lyrics of rapper Lil Ten Five Lb Labey, your nose bridge will be snapping and your cranium will be cracking when you let her drop 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 bowling ball sized snack on your face.
CONTESTANT:
CONTESTANT:
let me preface this by saying I've had sex, and most of the people I've had sex with had pussies. what is a fifteen pound pussy.
December 11, 2024 at 3:43 AM
TREBEK: According to the lyrics of rapper Lil Ten Five Lb Labey, your nose bridge will be snapping and your cranium will be cracking when you let her drop 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 bowling ball sized snack on your face.
CONTESTANT:
CONTESTANT:
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new gender neutral greeting just dropped
May 3, 2025 at 4:23 PM
new gender neutral greeting just dropped
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![screenshot from DoorDash app. Reads:
Step 4: Whipped Cream
Optional
[check box] No Cream
[check box] Yea Cream On It](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:m3qqi5ttz7ars5cmz2o6nmkj/bafkreihnlrynnuvmyy7l3jknpnkzhi6f2bthdfb36liapawmheizas5xzq@jpeg)
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It's considered uncouth to say this but the entire impetus of the antivaxx movement is the idea that having an autistic child is worse than a dead child
RFK Jr: "By September we will know what has caused the autism epidemic and we will be able to eliminate those exposures."
April 10, 2025 at 6:05 PM
It's considered uncouth to say this but the entire impetus of the antivaxx movement is the idea that having an autistic child is worse than a dead child
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A senior Trump administration official tells Rolling Stone how deeply unfunny Elon Musk is.
"He’s not funny. Like, at all. He makes these jokes and little asides and smiles and then looks almost hurt if you don’t lap up his humor."
Story: www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
"He’s not funny. Like, at all. He makes these jokes and little asides and smiles and then looks almost hurt if you don’t lap up his humor."
Story: www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
April 10, 2025 at 12:24 PM
A senior Trump administration official tells Rolling Stone how deeply unfunny Elon Musk is.
"He’s not funny. Like, at all. He makes these jokes and little asides and smiles and then looks almost hurt if you don’t lap up his humor."
Story: www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
"He’s not funny. Like, at all. He makes these jokes and little asides and smiles and then looks almost hurt if you don’t lap up his humor."
Story: www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
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Even if I could somehow ask her I wouldn't want to know the answer
April 8, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Even if I could somehow ask her I wouldn't want to know the answer
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It's official! Ketchup Entertainment has purchased the worldwide rights for COYOTE VS. ACME from Warner Bros., and will distribute the film in theaters.
March 31, 2025 at 2:20 PM
It's official! Ketchup Entertainment has purchased the worldwide rights for COYOTE VS. ACME from Warner Bros., and will distribute the film in theaters.
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Walz: I own this. We wouldn’t be in this mess if we'd have won the election and we didn't. We have to make sure that Americans know it's not just that Donald Trump is bad, but we're offering them something better
March 13, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Walz: I own this. We wouldn’t be in this mess if we'd have won the election and we didn't. We have to make sure that Americans know it's not just that Donald Trump is bad, but we're offering them something better
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Bill Burr has a unique gift of puncturing trite nonsense in as few words as possible:
February 27, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Bill Burr has a unique gift of puncturing trite nonsense in as few words as possible:
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Dog Feels Like He Always Has To Be ‘On’ Around Family
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February 26, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Dog Feels Like He Always Has To Be ‘On’ Around Family
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For @vulture.com, I wrote about the troubling aftermath of that rape scene in Severance—and genre TV’s tendency to avoid acknowledging sexual assault: www.vulture.com/article/seve...
Let’s Call That Severance “Love Triangle” What It Was
Doppelgänger sexual assault is nothing new in fiction. Neither is the reluctance to engage with male victims’ responses to it.
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February 22, 2025 at 6:58 PM
For @vulture.com, I wrote about the troubling aftermath of that rape scene in Severance—and genre TV’s tendency to avoid acknowledging sexual assault: www.vulture.com/article/seve...
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From the Annoying Mind of Tim Burton
February 5, 2025 at 11:47 PM
From the Annoying Mind of Tim Burton
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Among the ideas internally kicked around the Trump and Musk teams was the thought of planting younger informers or “spies” in different parts of the federal government to gain the trust of offices and teams suspected of anti-MAGA sentiments.
More: www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
More: www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
February 4, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Among the ideas internally kicked around the Trump and Musk teams was the thought of planting younger informers or “spies” in different parts of the federal government to gain the trust of offices and teams suspected of anti-MAGA sentiments.
More: www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
More: www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
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brown gravy at night, potato's delight
white gravy in the morning, fresh biscuits take warning
white gravy in the morning, fresh biscuits take warning
February 2, 2025 at 4:09 AM
brown gravy at night, potato's delight
white gravy in the morning, fresh biscuits take warning
white gravy in the morning, fresh biscuits take warning
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the 4 tiers of Stuff to Buy
temu tier: cheaply made factory surplus from brands like Somny or Yaweetch
boomer brand recognition tier: same things labeled Whirlpool or LL Bean
contemporary corporate: a $55 spanish wine decanter that Empowers Women
$$$$ tier: made by an actual human craftsman
temu tier: cheaply made factory surplus from brands like Somny or Yaweetch
boomer brand recognition tier: same things labeled Whirlpool or LL Bean
contemporary corporate: a $55 spanish wine decanter that Empowers Women
$$$$ tier: made by an actual human craftsman
December 17, 2024 at 3:48 PM
the 4 tiers of Stuff to Buy
temu tier: cheaply made factory surplus from brands like Somny or Yaweetch
boomer brand recognition tier: same things labeled Whirlpool or LL Bean
contemporary corporate: a $55 spanish wine decanter that Empowers Women
$$$$ tier: made by an actual human craftsman
temu tier: cheaply made factory surplus from brands like Somny or Yaweetch
boomer brand recognition tier: same things labeled Whirlpool or LL Bean
contemporary corporate: a $55 spanish wine decanter that Empowers Women
$$$$ tier: made by an actual human craftsman
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jpeg is the working class image format. png is for coastal elites. tif belongs to the ivory tower intelligentsia. gif is libertarian borderline sovcit and webp is the DNC
December 4, 2024 at 3:14 PM
jpeg is the working class image format. png is for coastal elites. tif belongs to the ivory tower intelligentsia. gif is libertarian borderline sovcit and webp is the DNC
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arcane asks the bold question of what if a show had the worst intro song of all time
December 2, 2024 at 4:08 AM
arcane asks the bold question of what if a show had the worst intro song of all time
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Walking into friendsgiving and proclaiming "It's Giving Friends!!" and everyone laughs. Old friends patting me on the back. Girl i used to have a crush on saying shes so glad i could make it. I get too excited & immediately try to deep fry my frozen turkey & the home explodes
November 28, 2024 at 5:15 AM
Walking into friendsgiving and proclaiming "It's Giving Friends!!" and everyone laughs. Old friends patting me on the back. Girl i used to have a crush on saying shes so glad i could make it. I get too excited & immediately try to deep fry my frozen turkey & the home explodes