scottapotamus
@scottapotamus.bsky.social
grocery store croissant enjoyer 🥐
unfortunately a lawyer 👎
unfortunately a lawyer 👎
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My boss is always trapping me a crystal then taking me back out then sticking me back in there 20 minutes later
October 31, 2024 at 5:32 AM
My boss is always trapping me a crystal then taking me back out then sticking me back in there 20 minutes later
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You're making a sandwich. Nice. You can eat two pieces of bread, or put other pieces of food between the slices for different stat boosts. Open the ITEMs menu to choose different meats and vegetables. Once you've mastered that, come talk to me about the CONDIMENTs system.
October 25, 2024 at 5:46 AM
You're making a sandwich. Nice. You can eat two pieces of bread, or put other pieces of food between the slices for different stat boosts. Open the ITEMs menu to choose different meats and vegetables. Once you've mastered that, come talk to me about the CONDIMENTs system.
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Black cats are not bad luck. If you see a black cat & something bad happens after, it's because you have bad vibes, dude. The worst vibes, pal. Rancid vibes, bro.
October 25, 2024 at 4:11 PM
Black cats are not bad luck. If you see a black cat & something bad happens after, it's because you have bad vibes, dude. The worst vibes, pal. Rancid vibes, bro.
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[coughing at this gym] sorry everyone I promise I'm not sick I'm just choking! Sorry!
October 25, 2024 at 4:47 PM
[coughing at this gym] sorry everyone I promise I'm not sick I'm just choking! Sorry!
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(clearing my throat) I said I think it’s time for us to become powerful allies
October 22, 2024 at 8:20 PM
(clearing my throat) I said I think it’s time for us to become powerful allies
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Stop Looking At Election Polls. The Polls Only Exist To Make Your Mental Illnesses Worse
October 22, 2024 at 2:59 PM
Stop Looking At Election Polls. The Polls Only Exist To Make Your Mental Illnesses Worse
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Laundry doesn't get enough credit for its role as a strategic clothing storage reserve
October 23, 2024 at 4:14 AM
Laundry doesn't get enough credit for its role as a strategic clothing storage reserve
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mcdonalds should be an even bigger part of every election in the country
October 23, 2024 at 12:13 AM
mcdonalds should be an even bigger part of every election in the country
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They don't want us to know about Thick Mints. They think we can't be trusted with that kind of power.
October 22, 2024 at 11:28 PM
They don't want us to know about Thick Mints. They think we can't be trusted with that kind of power.
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bartender: we don’t allow giraffes in here sir
me: I’m not a giraffe
bartender: I know I’m just telling you
me: I’m not a giraffe
bartender: I know I’m just telling you
October 22, 2024 at 12:49 AM
bartender: we don’t allow giraffes in here sir
me: I’m not a giraffe
bartender: I know I’m just telling you
me: I’m not a giraffe
bartender: I know I’m just telling you
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don't tell my haters about my crazy balanced breakfast this morning
October 21, 2024 at 1:32 PM
don't tell my haters about my crazy balanced breakfast this morning
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'Valerie and Her Week of Wonders' (1970)
dir: Jaromil Jireš 📽️
dir: Jaromil Jireš 📽️
October 21, 2024 at 5:44 PM
'Valerie and Her Week of Wonders' (1970)
dir: Jaromil Jireš 📽️
dir: Jaromil Jireš 📽️
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ghosts are real and they’re unionizing
October 20, 2024 at 10:02 AM
ghosts are real and they’re unionizing
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You say you don’t have a gambling addiction. Yet every morning you get out of bed, risking everything.
October 20, 2024 at 10:35 AM
You say you don’t have a gambling addiction. Yet every morning you get out of bed, risking everything.
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imagine being the CEO of spirit halloween. you only work a single month a year and you make 10 billion dollars. your only job is sell skeleton. life is good.
and then some FUCKER from *Home Depot* says “let’s make one taller than god.”
and then some FUCKER from *Home Depot* says “let’s make one taller than god.”
October 19, 2024 at 8:36 PM
imagine being the CEO of spirit halloween. you only work a single month a year and you make 10 billion dollars. your only job is sell skeleton. life is good.
and then some FUCKER from *Home Depot* says “let’s make one taller than god.”
and then some FUCKER from *Home Depot* says “let’s make one taller than god.”
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[presenting my wife a can of lacroix braced on my forearm like a sommelier]
October 19, 2024 at 11:38 PM
[presenting my wife a can of lacroix braced on my forearm like a sommelier]
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ominous crunching sounds in the woods, probably just deer sorting their recyclables
October 9, 2024 at 9:34 PM
ominous crunching sounds in the woods, probably just deer sorting their recyclables
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None of these emojis are really representative of my squalid lifestyle but whatever
October 7, 2024 at 6:04 PM
None of these emojis are really representative of my squalid lifestyle but whatever
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...Sailor Moon S (1994)
October 2, 2024 at 5:55 PM
...Sailor Moon S (1994)
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...Patlabor (1989)
October 2, 2024 at 5:54 PM
...Patlabor (1989)
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...Angel Cop (1989)
October 2, 2024 at 5:52 PM
...Angel Cop (1989)