Jack
@shadowjack.bsky.social
30s he/him. South Philly. Tell me about your lancer campaign
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Catsommar
November 17, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Catsommar
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Everyone excited to buy a Steam Machine.
![Post by christian aka @nopoweradeinusa
woman: you said you had netflix?
me: this is much better
[I open a folder titled “movies” on my computer and the mechanical whirring of an 11 year old SATA hard-drive overwhelms the room entirely]
me: have you seen enter the void?](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:k6kg5ccozcphfcmp4zyx3s64/bafkreifrufej5lrdm2666pw4jkid5u3ej2txw4l7vdfnbn4oabkc7fvktq@jpeg)
November 12, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Everyone excited to buy a Steam Machine.
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Yes! Vibe shift for the late 2020s is snobmaxxing. We're looking down our nose at the slop served up by cynical corporate tastemakers. We're demanding things be made for grownups. We're exercising our judgment and our media literacy.
I realized watching The People’s Joker that I’d rather watch something weird made with heart than pretend I have time for Netflix slop. If that makes me a snob, so be it
November 4, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Yes! Vibe shift for the late 2020s is snobmaxxing. We're looking down our nose at the slop served up by cynical corporate tastemakers. We're demanding things be made for grownups. We're exercising our judgment and our media literacy.
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computer show me a compilation of my failures. birth until now
October 30, 2025 at 4:20 AM
computer show me a compilation of my failures. birth until now
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when your political homie has one too many drinks
October 23, 2025 at 1:28 PM
when your political homie has one too many drinks
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I choose the third door.
I bolt awake in the mountains of Carthage. I am not online. It is 217 BC. I am the general Hannibal, and I have changed my mind. The future cannot come to pass. Rome must burn.
I bolt awake in the mountains of Carthage. I am not online. It is 217 BC. I am the general Hannibal, and I have changed my mind. The future cannot come to pass. Rome must burn.
Before you, you see two doors. One door says that games are art and should cost $100. Another says games are not art and should cost $20. Choose wisely and you will be crowned the “Lester Bangs” of games. Choose poorly, and every gamer dies. Solve for x.
October 23, 2025 at 5:49 PM
I choose the third door.
I bolt awake in the mountains of Carthage. I am not online. It is 217 BC. I am the general Hannibal, and I have changed my mind. The future cannot come to pass. Rome must burn.
I bolt awake in the mountains of Carthage. I am not online. It is 217 BC. I am the general Hannibal, and I have changed my mind. The future cannot come to pass. Rome must burn.
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world's greatest ally: women can be stupid too ✊
October 22, 2025 at 11:19 PM
world's greatest ally: women can be stupid too ✊
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exploration: 7 rules
characters: 12 rules
equipment: 2 rules
combat: 63 rules
magic items: 2 rules
someone who is good at game design please help me fix this. my combats take 4 hours
characters: 12 rules
equipment: 2 rules
combat: 63 rules
magic items: 2 rules
someone who is good at game design please help me fix this. my combats take 4 hours
October 17, 2025 at 4:09 PM
exploration: 7 rules
characters: 12 rules
equipment: 2 rules
combat: 63 rules
magic items: 2 rules
someone who is good at game design please help me fix this. my combats take 4 hours
characters: 12 rules
equipment: 2 rules
combat: 63 rules
magic items: 2 rules
someone who is good at game design please help me fix this. my combats take 4 hours
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The Beasts and Blessings of the Hallow’d Hall digital compendium is out now and available on my itch!
badbucket.itch.io/the-beasts-and-blessings-of-the-hallowd-hall
A bestiary of sixty five strange things and their grim fables written by me and @notquitereal.bsky.social
badbucket.itch.io/the-beasts-and-blessings-of-the-hallowd-hall
A bestiary of sixty five strange things and their grim fables written by me and @notquitereal.bsky.social
October 21, 2025 at 5:27 PM
The Beasts and Blessings of the Hallow’d Hall digital compendium is out now and available on my itch!
badbucket.itch.io/the-beasts-and-blessings-of-the-hallowd-hall
A bestiary of sixty five strange things and their grim fables written by me and @notquitereal.bsky.social
badbucket.itch.io/the-beasts-and-blessings-of-the-hallowd-hall
A bestiary of sixty five strange things and their grim fables written by me and @notquitereal.bsky.social
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i see cis white people now having the "actually most of us didn't have a nazi edgelord phase and it's weird you think that" convo. who says there's no such thing as collective progress
October 21, 2025 at 2:29 PM
i see cis white people now having the "actually most of us didn't have a nazi edgelord phase and it's weird you think that" convo. who says there's no such thing as collective progress
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digimon fan who's never heard of a werewolf watching horror movies: oh my god he's turning into some sort of WereGarurumon
November 7, 2024 at 8:09 PM
digimon fan who's never heard of a werewolf watching horror movies: oh my god he's turning into some sort of WereGarurumon
some opinions are just wrong (people who don't like NOPE)
October 21, 2025 at 3:04 PM
some opinions are just wrong (people who don't like NOPE)
thinkgin...... bout LANCER
October 21, 2025 at 2:25 PM
thinkgin...... bout LANCER
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good luck kitty
October 16, 2025 at 2:04 PM
good luck kitty
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More from the LARGE "No Kings" rally here in #Philadelphia. #Philly has a history of telling kings to fuck off! #NoKings #StrongerTogether #PowerToThePeople #GoBirds #NoKingsDay
October 18, 2025 at 6:17 PM
More from the LARGE "No Kings" rally here in #Philadelphia. #Philly has a history of telling kings to fuck off! #NoKings #StrongerTogether #PowerToThePeople #GoBirds #NoKingsDay
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Like this is the top comment on the first search result for “Classical Gas”
October 15, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Like this is the top comment on the first search result for “Classical Gas”
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what are action games. we still don’t know
October 15, 2025 at 10:19 AM
what are action games. we still don’t know
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this is what life should be about. the other horse shit shouldn't be happening.
October 2, 2025 at 4:22 PM
this is what life should be about. the other horse shit shouldn't be happening.
posting about bbq sauce
October 2, 2025 at 4:18 PM
posting about bbq sauce
aw man i'm gonna start saying "be well player" without thinking about it
September 30, 2025 at 8:15 PM
aw man i'm gonna start saying "be well player" without thinking about it
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don't you wish it were the 90s and you could play 90s video games and eat pizza, two things that were unfortunately banned in the present day
September 29, 2025 at 7:00 PM
don't you wish it were the 90s and you could play 90s video games and eat pizza, two things that were unfortunately banned in the present day
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Legit I think DC just found a new mayor.
September 4, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Legit I think DC just found a new mayor.
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counterpoint: he should be extremely inscrutable and psychotic with his targets so its absolutely incoherent what exactly even he thinks hes doing killing all these people. it should still somehow work. no one should understand the psychomind (this is the name of the first nu-bond)
We should stop making Bond movies unless they completely reinvent and deconstruct the character. He's not only a product of another time, the current global shitshow makes classic Bond stories of "guy kills the 'right' people to achieve peace" *extremely* difficult to enjoy, just like w/ cop shows.
What is your most controversial James Bond opinion?
(These may be discussed in a future podcast)
(These may be discussed in a future podcast)
September 1, 2025 at 2:17 AM
counterpoint: he should be extremely inscrutable and psychotic with his targets so its absolutely incoherent what exactly even he thinks hes doing killing all these people. it should still somehow work. no one should understand the psychomind (this is the name of the first nu-bond)