Sheisty 🎄
@sheisty.bsky.social
Post a non-religious photo you think of as holy
December 18, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Post a non-religious photo you think of as holy
Fuck man. Dementia can fuck straight off. God I hope we cure this wretched illness at some point.
December 15, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Fuck man. Dementia can fuck straight off. God I hope we cure this wretched illness at some point.
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SAM ALTMAN (typing): starting feel lite headed, wut should i do next
CHATGPT: such a great question! any teacher would love a student like you 😁 the smartest move you could make now is, once again, breathe in
CHATGPT: such a great question! any teacher would love a student like you 😁 the smartest move you could make now is, once again, breathe in
December 10, 2025 at 2:22 AM
SAM ALTMAN (typing): starting feel lite headed, wut should i do next
CHATGPT: such a great question! any teacher would love a student like you 😁 the smartest move you could make now is, once again, breathe in
CHATGPT: such a great question! any teacher would love a student like you 😁 the smartest move you could make now is, once again, breathe in
Movies you’ve watched more than six times with a GIF. Hard mode: no Star Wars / Marvel.
December 8, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Movies you’ve watched more than six times with a GIF. Hard mode: no Star Wars / Marvel.
QTP with an album you’d rate a perfect 10/10
December 5, 2025 at 2:23 AM
QTP with an album you’d rate a perfect 10/10
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
December 3, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
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that moment when you realize you’ve eaten more of something than you should have but there’s not enough left to leave for anyone else so it’s like ok here we go
December 2, 2025 at 4:58 PM
that moment when you realize you’ve eaten more of something than you should have but there’s not enough left to leave for anyone else so it’s like ok here we go
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen
Lil Durk
Kevin Gates
Wiz Khalifa
Tech N9ne
Lupe Fiasco
Lil Durk
Kevin Gates
Wiz Khalifa
Tech N9ne
Lupe Fiasco
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen
Warren Zevon
Dire Straits
Blake Shelton
Pink Floyd
CSNY
Warren Zevon
Dire Straits
Blake Shelton
Pink Floyd
CSNY
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen:
Bon Jovi
Billy Joel & Elton John
Dire Straits
Anthrax
Def Leppard
Bon Jovi
Billy Joel & Elton John
Dire Straits
Anthrax
Def Leppard
November 28, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen
Lil Durk
Kevin Gates
Wiz Khalifa
Tech N9ne
Lupe Fiasco
Lil Durk
Kevin Gates
Wiz Khalifa
Tech N9ne
Lupe Fiasco
I love how Bluesky makes it look like I follow 13 people that follow this account (the two listed explicitly and presumably “11 more”). But when I click on the list, I count 49 people. 47 if you take out the two listed explicitly.
47 is very different than 11…
47 is very different than 11…
November 17, 2025 at 8:52 AM
I love how Bluesky makes it look like I follow 13 people that follow this account (the two listed explicitly and presumably “11 more”). But when I click on the list, I count 49 people. 47 if you take out the two listed explicitly.
47 is very different than 11…
47 is very different than 11…
Change one letter. Ruin a candy
Hershey’s Dookies n’ Creme
Hershey’s Dookies n’ Creme
Change one letter. Ruin a candy
Nestle Brunch
Nestle Brunch
Change one letter. Ruin a candy.
Cow And Later
Cow And Later
October 29, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Change one letter. Ruin a candy
Hershey’s Dookies n’ Creme
Hershey’s Dookies n’ Creme
Get a bucket and a mop for this wet ass porkussy 🐷
October 26, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Get a bucket and a mop for this wet ass porkussy 🐷
You didn’t see shit. Even if the SNAP benefits situation eventually gets fixed, you still didn’t see shit. Don’t be a bootlicker.
A 30 second reminder that you didn’t see nothin. #snitchesgetstitches
October 25, 2025 at 6:12 PM
You didn’t see shit. Even if the SNAP benefits situation eventually gets fixed, you still didn’t see shit. Don’t be a bootlicker.
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness
October 21, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness
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me: has a team of professional scientists run 60+ tests in an iso-certified lab
some guy in the comments: dO yOuR oWn ReSeArCh
some guy in the comments: dO yOuR oWn ReSeArCh
October 19, 2025 at 10:59 PM
me: has a team of professional scientists run 60+ tests in an iso-certified lab
some guy in the comments: dO yOuR oWn ReSeArCh
some guy in the comments: dO yOuR oWn ReSeArCh
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I’m in an unreasonably good mood, let me get on social media and fix it
October 16, 2025 at 12:16 AM
I’m in an unreasonably good mood, let me get on social media and fix it
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10/9/2025 Imagine better!
October 9, 2025 at 6:48 PM
10/9/2025 Imagine better!
Them: WWJD
Me:
WYGDWATJATJIYTIGGGGYDGYLDOMH
Me:
WYGDWATJATJIYTIGGGGYDGYLDOMH
Them: WWJD
Me: WWYDIYSWAHCAAOTBFCHHATOWTFHITSWAMFALBOMAHDG
Me: WWYDIYSWAHCAAOTBFCHHATOWTFHITSWAMFALBOMAHDG
October 9, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Them: WWJD
Me:
WYGDWATJATJIYTIGGGGYDGYLDOMH
Me:
WYGDWATJATJIYTIGGGGYDGYLDOMH
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call me egg the way my brain is scrambled
October 7, 2025 at 3:37 PM
call me egg the way my brain is scrambled
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me, when I don’t need soft measuring tape: ugh! why do I have so many of these?!!
me, when I need soft measuring tape: I know I have a lot of these. where are they??
me, when I need soft measuring tape: I know I have a lot of these. where are they??
October 6, 2025 at 10:44 PM
me, when I don’t need soft measuring tape: ugh! why do I have so many of these?!!
me, when I need soft measuring tape: I know I have a lot of these. where are they??
me, when I need soft measuring tape: I know I have a lot of these. where are they??
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starting a new social media platform where i will be CEO but no one is allowed to talk shit about me or hurt my little feelings. just wanna get that out in the open from the get go.
October 6, 2025 at 12:30 AM
starting a new social media platform where i will be CEO but no one is allowed to talk shit about me or hurt my little feelings. just wanna get that out in the open from the get go.
To shut down rude behavior instantly, try simple yet powerful five-word response.
I just prolapsed my anus.
I just prolapsed my anus.
October 6, 2025 at 7:33 AM
To shut down rude behavior instantly, try simple yet powerful five-word response.
I just prolapsed my anus.
I just prolapsed my anus.
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Im a libertarian and by that i mean the only law should be you cant be mean to ME
October 5, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Im a libertarian and by that i mean the only law should be you cant be mean to ME
Explain your username
I’m a sheisty mf 💯
Also, I wanted a handle that had no association with my real name 👻
I’m a sheisty mf 💯
Also, I wanted a handle that had no association with my real name 👻
Explain your username
Devi = my nickname
Deviwestside - a play on Ted Mosby in How I Met Your Mother. He refers to himself as “Teddy West Side”
Devi = my nickname
Deviwestside - a play on Ted Mosby in How I Met Your Mother. He refers to himself as “Teddy West Side”
October 5, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Explain your username
I’m a sheisty mf 💯
Also, I wanted a handle that had no association with my real name 👻
I’m a sheisty mf 💯
Also, I wanted a handle that had no association with my real name 👻
When someone makes a mistake driving (or plans poorly) and it directly affects me, it’s kinda wild how quickly my opinion can switch from “fucking bozo” to “what a nice person” once they wave at me.
October 4, 2025 at 7:55 PM
When someone makes a mistake driving (or plans poorly) and it directly affects me, it’s kinda wild how quickly my opinion can switch from “fucking bozo” to “what a nice person” once they wave at me.