casey
@shitshowcialist.bsky.social
californian in the midwest. usually napping, reading, or yelling about something, somewhere. they/any/whatever.
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Every day i wake up overwhelmed by the enormity of how stupid everything is
February 9, 2026 at 3:13 PM
Every day i wake up overwhelmed by the enormity of how stupid everything is
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IHOP's signature menu item, the Rooty Tooty Fresh N' Fruity, was and continues to be an attempt to feminize and humiliate the American public. if you don't believe me, go order it. the waitress will say "What?" and "I can't hear you" and "What did da widdle boy say he wants?"
February 9, 2026 at 2:45 PM
IHOP's signature menu item, the Rooty Tooty Fresh N' Fruity, was and continues to be an attempt to feminize and humiliate the American public. if you don't believe me, go order it. the waitress will say "What?" and "I can't hear you" and "What did da widdle boy say he wants?"
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People are calling Kid Rock’s halftime show Klanchella 💀
February 9, 2026 at 4:23 AM
People are calling Kid Rock’s halftime show Klanchella 💀
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Sam Raimi Spotted Ominously Holding Bucket of Fake Blood Outside Clean-cut Actor's Home www.hwoodtimes.com/scoops/sam-r...
Sam Raimi Spotted Ominously Holding Bucket of Fake Blood Outside Clean-cut Actor's Home — Hollywood Time$
From a bush in the Pacific Palisades, I can confirm that renowned director Sam Raimi has been seen in the area ominously holding a bucket of fake blood whilst staking out the home of Miles Teller.
www.hwoodtimes.com
February 9, 2026 at 2:58 PM
Sam Raimi Spotted Ominously Holding Bucket of Fake Blood Outside Clean-cut Actor's Home www.hwoodtimes.com/scoops/sam-r...
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“What’s the zoning?”
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"No, you can't leave that here."
"No, you can't leave that here."
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"Are you travelling to engage in abuse of alcohol, drugs, or prescription medication?"
"Are you travelling to engage in abuse of alcohol, drugs, or prescription medication?"
February 7, 2026 at 8:17 PM
“What’s the zoning?”
Pleased to report i’m dogsitting again
February 6, 2026 at 8:04 PM
Pleased to report i’m dogsitting again
I won’t repost it but wild that the skier who wrote “fuck ice” in piss has better dickwriting than i do handwriting
February 6, 2026 at 6:12 PM
I won’t repost it but wild that the skier who wrote “fuck ice” in piss has better dickwriting than i do handwriting
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The Lion is listening and learning from the concerns that the sheep community have raised.
February 6, 2026 at 6:03 PM
The Lion is listening and learning from the concerns that the sheep community have raised.
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They need to be on the snowmobiles shooting arrows at each other
winter olympics need some snowmobile bullshit
February 6, 2026 at 2:30 PM
They need to be on the snowmobiles shooting arrows at each other
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Show Your Appreciation. Pre-order now at The Onion Store. https://store.theonion.com/products/i-appreciate-the-muppets-on-a-much-deeper-level-than-you-hat?variant=44611294789701
February 5, 2026 at 9:30 PM
Show Your Appreciation. Pre-order now at The Onion Store. https://store.theonion.com/products/i-appreciate-the-muppets-on-a-much-deeper-level-than-you-hat?variant=44611294789701
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I got in SO MUCH trouble for this hugely viral tweet back in 2018 (from MAGA types mostly) but I stand by it (and in fact at the time the Auschwitz Museum defended me when people yelled at me that Auschwitz was a “death camp” not a concentration camp). My DENTIST congratulated me for this one
February 4, 2026 at 5:40 PM
I got in SO MUCH trouble for this hugely viral tweet back in 2018 (from MAGA types mostly) but I stand by it (and in fact at the time the Auschwitz Museum defended me when people yelled at me that Auschwitz was a “death camp” not a concentration camp). My DENTIST congratulated me for this one
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I wrote about 'MELANIA' johnpaulbrammer.substack.com/p/my-melania...
My 'MELANIA' Experience
Melania, 'MELANIA,' and Me
johnpaulbrammer.substack.com
February 4, 2026 at 4:31 PM
I wrote about 'MELANIA' johnpaulbrammer.substack.com/p/my-melania...
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The SOUND
Ive watched this about 100 times.
This is why the internet was invented.
Right here.
Peak content.
This is why the internet was invented.
Right here.
Peak content.
February 4, 2026 at 10:37 AM
The SOUND
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zoomer coworker told me to "keep on party rocking" and i feel condescended to in the way ww2 veterans must have felt when their grandkids told them about storming normandy in Medal of Honor on the PS2
February 3, 2026 at 10:12 PM
zoomer coworker told me to "keep on party rocking" and i feel condescended to in the way ww2 veterans must have felt when their grandkids told them about storming normandy in Medal of Honor on the PS2
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Whenever you see a story about how liberals aren't making their conservative peers feel welcome enough, this is who they're talking about.
University of Illinois college republicans advocate for executing protesters as “traitors” with art that takes a disturbing killing and makes it even more extreme.
dailyillini.com/news-stories...
dailyillini.com/news-stories...
‘Fell the enemies:’ Illini Republicans support ICE amid killings - The Daily Illini
In a post that included a graphic of a presumed officer holding a gun to someone's head, Illini Republicans stated that they “stand with ICE."
dailyillini.com
February 2, 2026 at 5:20 AM
Whenever you see a story about how liberals aren't making their conservative peers feel welcome enough, this is who they're talking about.
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'measles outbreak at the child prison' seems entirely avoidable, it's really the kind of thing that only happens if you do several unthinkably evil things on purpose all at once
Horrifying. ICE confirms measles outbreak at Dilley family detention center. www.cbsnews.com/news/ice-dil...
ICE halts "all movement" at Texas detention facility due to measles infections
The measles cases at the Dilley Immigration Processing Center were detected Friday, Department of Homeland Security spokesperson Tricia McLaughlin said in a statement to CBS News.
www.cbsnews.com
February 2, 2026 at 4:31 AM
'measles outbreak at the child prison' seems entirely avoidable, it's really the kind of thing that only happens if you do several unthinkably evil things on purpose all at once
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please never again talk to me about the """electability""" of lesser evil candidates who will rather lose an election than use the fact they have conclusive evidence their opponents are child rapists
February 1, 2026 at 3:08 PM
please never again talk to me about the """electability""" of lesser evil candidates who will rather lose an election than use the fact they have conclusive evidence their opponents are child rapists
For reasons, i was trying to google whether lasik poses issues for pepper spray and tear gas and found a post about eye safety at protests from an optometrist‘s office laservue.com/how-to-prote...
How To Protect Your Eyes During a Protest – LASIK Vision Correction | Cataract Surgery | San Francisco | Santa Rosa
laservue.com
February 1, 2026 at 2:01 PM
For reasons, i was trying to google whether lasik poses issues for pepper spray and tear gas and found a post about eye safety at protests from an optometrist‘s office laservue.com/how-to-prote...
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what impressed me most today was that a huge crowd of people who mostly had never been tear gassed managed to retreat without running or trampling each other. under a cloud of gas that was not moving (zero wind), people held onto each other and walked blind down a street packed tight as sardines
Just got gassed pretty good at the labor union anti-ICE protest in Portland. Massive march, 5-10k strong. Vibes were very much liberal rather than radical. Lots of kids and older folks.
They gassed the whole crowd as soon as it marched on ICE, in broad daylight.
They gassed the whole crowd as soon as it marched on ICE, in broad daylight.
February 1, 2026 at 8:56 AM
what impressed me most today was that a huge crowd of people who mostly had never been tear gassed managed to retreat without running or trampling each other. under a cloud of gas that was not moving (zero wind), people held onto each other and walked blind down a street packed tight as sardines
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Can’t believe they released the Epstein files to cover up for the Melania movie.
January 30, 2026 at 7:47 PM
Can’t believe they released the Epstein files to cover up for the Melania movie.
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Art crosses boundaries in that you can have a scene of a revolutionary fighter talking about their bone-level conviction that the cause of humankind is freedom and equality and peace and a double digit % of the audience is gonna be like yeah that's right they cant stop me from saying slurs at work
January 29, 2026 at 9:38 PM
Art crosses boundaries in that you can have a scene of a revolutionary fighter talking about their bone-level conviction that the cause of humankind is freedom and equality and peace and a double digit % of the audience is gonna be like yeah that's right they cant stop me from saying slurs at work
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Man, it’s wild that normal people just go to work every day while the people who run everything meticulously document their sex crimes
January 31, 2026 at 2:26 AM
Man, it’s wild that normal people just go to work every day while the people who run everything meticulously document their sex crimes
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i once bought a new blazer for a schitts creek panel, and when i walked into the green room, catherine o'hara complimented me on it, and also noted that i had forgotten to cut all the threads off the vents.
and then she leaned in and said, "it's because you're going to return it, isn't it"
and then she leaned in and said, "it's because you're going to return it, isn't it"
January 30, 2026 at 8:28 PM
i once bought a new blazer for a schitts creek panel, and when i walked into the green room, catherine o'hara complimented me on it, and also noted that i had forgotten to cut all the threads off the vents.
and then she leaned in and said, "it's because you're going to return it, isn't it"
and then she leaned in and said, "it's because you're going to return it, isn't it"