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you: *moaning and writhing in pain*
me: [a musician] *quietly trying to find the harmony*
me: [a musician] *quietly trying to find the harmony*
December 24, 2025 at 5:33 AM
you: *moaning and writhing in pain*
me: [a musician] *quietly trying to find the harmony*
me: [a musician] *quietly trying to find the harmony*
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🎶she left me roses by the stairs🎶
great now i gotta find a vase and water these fuckin things
great now i gotta find a vase and water these fuckin things
December 30, 2025 at 5:56 AM
🎶she left me roses by the stairs🎶
great now i gotta find a vase and water these fuckin things
great now i gotta find a vase and water these fuckin things
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i need to molt from this body soon
December 30, 2025 at 12:58 AM
i need to molt from this body soon
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*puts milk for Santa back in the attic*
December 27, 2025 at 7:47 PM
*puts milk for Santa back in the attic*
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anybody else just immediately feel calmer when they get put back in their crate
August 11, 2023 at 4:16 AM
anybody else just immediately feel calmer when they get put back in their crate
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using a broom handle to knock down a fairy nest in my garage
December 27, 2025 at 1:44 AM
using a broom handle to knock down a fairy nest in my garage
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Smearing horse blood around the threshold to ward away malevolent new year entities
December 26, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Smearing horse blood around the threshold to ward away malevolent new year entities
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hello thank you for perceiving me
December 26, 2025 at 2:01 AM
hello thank you for perceiving me
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who up thinking about the darkness that lurks in their fellow man’s heart
December 20, 2025 at 3:26 AM
who up thinking about the darkness that lurks in their fellow man’s heart
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mirei shigemori - ashida residence garden, osaka, 1971. Japan. The garden is a dry landscape, a style developed by Buddhist monks to aid in meditation by imitating the essence of nature using rocks and raked sand or gravel.
December 25, 2025 at 11:40 AM
mirei shigemori - ashida residence garden, osaka, 1971. Japan. The garden is a dry landscape, a style developed by Buddhist monks to aid in meditation by imitating the essence of nature using rocks and raked sand or gravel.
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Men are always complaining they don’t know what women want, when the answer has always been a man like Captain Von Trapp who rips up Nazi flags.
December 22, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Men are always complaining they don’t know what women want, when the answer has always been a man like Captain Von Trapp who rips up Nazi flags.
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“My eyes are dry, I cannot cry,
I’ve got no heart for breakin’,
But where it was in days gone by,
A dull and empty achin’.”
- Henry Lawson.🌱
I’ve got no heart for breakin’,
But where it was in days gone by,
A dull and empty achin’.”
- Henry Lawson.🌱
December 25, 2025 at 2:27 AM
“My eyes are dry, I cannot cry,
I’ve got no heart for breakin’,
But where it was in days gone by,
A dull and empty achin’.”
- Henry Lawson.🌱
I’ve got no heart for breakin’,
But where it was in days gone by,
A dull and empty achin’.”
- Henry Lawson.🌱
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Is there anything better than spending the holidays with your family? Yes
December 24, 2023 at 2:23 AM
Is there anything better than spending the holidays with your family? Yes
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telling my children that the plane delivering their letters to santa unfortunately went down over the arctic seas. and yes they must shoulder some of the blame
December 25, 2025 at 4:45 AM
telling my children that the plane delivering their letters to santa unfortunately went down over the arctic seas. and yes they must shoulder some of the blame
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there should be more christmas songs about vengeance
December 18, 2024 at 5:53 PM
there should be more christmas songs about vengeance
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My son walked in as I was stuffing his stocking and I panicked and told him that Santa died
December 25, 2025 at 4:47 AM
My son walked in as I was stuffing his stocking and I panicked and told him that Santa died
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the golden age of sociopathy
December 23, 2025 at 1:56 PM
the golden age of sociopathy
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You've heard of Elf on the Shelf, now get ready for the excruciating pain of being alive
December 20, 2024 at 3:26 PM
You've heard of Elf on the Shelf, now get ready for the excruciating pain of being alive
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Robocop is a movie about a guy who gets killed on the job and they still made him go back to work
December 1, 2024 at 5:04 PM
Robocop is a movie about a guy who gets killed on the job and they still made him go back to work
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does anyone know how to gift wrap a radiant beam of divine light
December 23, 2025 at 7:17 AM
does anyone know how to gift wrap a radiant beam of divine light
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hunting santa's reindeer with a longbow
December 22, 2025 at 7:03 PM
hunting santa's reindeer with a longbow
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Let's rise back up with a full heart
December 22, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Let's rise back up with a full heart
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Three creature illustrations by Bernie/Berni Wrightson dated 1971, 1974, and 1978, respectively.
November 14, 2024 at 3:03 PM
Three creature illustrations by Bernie/Berni Wrightson dated 1971, 1974, and 1978, respectively.