Solid Gold
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Bourbon dreams and pretty pleas. His. In the gym. Blue dot. BLM. Sports. Justice. Find me a swim-up bar.
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why don’t little kids ever tear their acl they run dumb as fuck
December 2, 2024 at 11:21 PM
why don’t little kids ever tear their acl they run dumb as fuck
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A bottle of red,
A bottle of white,
Cops are breathalyzing
Me tonight
A bottle of white,
Cops are breathalyzing
Me tonight
December 3, 2024 at 1:08 AM
A bottle of red,
A bottle of white,
Cops are breathalyzing
Me tonight
A bottle of white,
Cops are breathalyzing
Me tonight
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“Florida is insane.” Bro, we aren’t even trying. Imagine how powerful we would be if we all had dental insurance.
December 1, 2024 at 5:34 PM
“Florida is insane.” Bro, we aren’t even trying. Imagine how powerful we would be if we all had dental insurance.
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try as you might, you'll never be as diabolical as the guy who decided the usb port placement on flat screen tvs
December 2, 2024 at 9:03 PM
try as you might, you'll never be as diabolical as the guy who decided the usb port placement on flat screen tvs
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ME [opening a card from the boss that says ‘get better soon’]: but i’m not sick, sir
BOSS: no, you’re just
terrible at this job
BOSS: no, you’re just
terrible at this job
December 2, 2024 at 9:41 PM
ME [opening a card from the boss that says ‘get better soon’]: but i’m not sick, sir
BOSS: no, you’re just
terrible at this job
BOSS: no, you’re just
terrible at this job
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Does anyone know the name of that actor, very famous? The one, he's very famous, he was in that movie? My dad's asking.
November 27, 2024 at 11:46 PM
Does anyone know the name of that actor, very famous? The one, he's very famous, he was in that movie? My dad's asking.
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Doors in Greece are such an aesthetic pleasure.
November 24, 2024 at 11:35 AM
Doors in Greece are such an aesthetic pleasure.
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him: license and registration, please
me: *slides him fish*
him: ...
me: *slides him another fish*
him: have a good day, sir
me: *slides him fish*
him: ...
me: *slides him another fish*
him: have a good day, sir
November 26, 2024 at 1:51 PM
him: license and registration, please
me: *slides him fish*
him: ...
me: *slides him another fish*
him: have a good day, sir
me: *slides him fish*
him: ...
me: *slides him another fish*
him: have a good day, sir
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You're incorrect; I'm using it to be cool on the internet.
Nothing says, "English degree I'm not using," more than a semicolon.
November 27, 2024 at 7:33 PM
You're incorrect; I'm using it to be cool on the internet.
I just transformed from witch to soft girl in one workout. Weights are magic.
November 17, 2024 at 11:31 PM
I just transformed from witch to soft girl in one workout. Weights are magic.
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neighbor: did you steal my trampoline
are robert
me:
accusations harmful
are robert
me:
accusations harmful
November 15, 2024 at 9:18 PM
neighbor: did you steal my trampoline
are robert
me:
accusations harmful
are robert
me:
accusations harmful
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I didn't mind losing my religion I just don't want to lose my tan.
October 22, 2024 at 3:36 PM
I didn't mind losing my religion I just don't want to lose my tan.
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Fatboy Slim: Funk soul brother. Check it out now
Librarian: you don’t have to say that every time you get a book
Librarian: you don’t have to say that every time you get a book
April 4, 2024 at 9:30 PM
Fatboy Slim: Funk soul brother. Check it out now
Librarian: you don’t have to say that every time you get a book
Librarian: you don’t have to say that every time you get a book
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me: I’ll take dare
judge: no
judge: no
July 30, 2023 at 11:41 AM
me: I’ll take dare
judge: no
judge: no
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I bet you also look good on paper.
November 14, 2023 at 6:23 PM
I bet you also look good on paper.
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Skyline instead of timeline >>>>>>
November 15, 2024 at 12:05 PM
Skyline instead of timeline >>>>>>