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Kat
@ollkorrect0.bsky.social
· Nov 23
I think my therapist hates me. Wish I had someone to talk to about this.
"I have things to say about that but I'm not going to waste my breath right now." – My therapist
January 23, 2026 at 4:26 PM
"I have things to say about that but I'm not going to waste my breath right now." – My therapist
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If I xoxo you it’s a defensive formation
January 23, 2026 at 1:11 PM
If I xoxo you it’s a defensive formation
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If I say "Interesting." it's because I was thinking about something other than what you were saying.
January 23, 2026 at 12:36 PM
If I say "Interesting." it's because I was thinking about something other than what you were saying.
I recently switched my Teams video so I see myself the real way instead of mirrored, and nothing has ever so thoroughly destroyed my self-confidence.
January 22, 2026 at 7:57 PM
I recently switched my Teams video so I see myself the real way instead of mirrored, and nothing has ever so thoroughly destroyed my self-confidence.
Date the person in front of you. Not the person you think you can turn them into.
January 10, 2026 at 4:23 PM
Date the person in front of you. Not the person you think you can turn them into.
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Two deleted posts by 8am, one more and my phone locks for 12 hours
January 10, 2026 at 2:03 PM
Two deleted posts by 8am, one more and my phone locks for 12 hours
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when the ghosts of your ancestors step outside the room to give you some “privacy” for the twenty four thousandth three hundred and fifty seventh time
January 10, 2026 at 2:08 PM
when the ghosts of your ancestors step outside the room to give you some “privacy” for the twenty four thousandth three hundred and fifty seventh time
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i'm about as non-believer as they come but it feels like some old testament shit is about to happen pretty soon
January 10, 2026 at 2:20 PM
i'm about as non-believer as they come but it feels like some old testament shit is about to happen pretty soon
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Communication is key. Go ahead and ask that man how big an ass he intends to be today.
January 10, 2026 at 2:22 PM
Communication is key. Go ahead and ask that man how big an ass he intends to be today.
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The upside of having lost most of my muscle mass is that there is less chance of me pulling a muscle.
January 10, 2026 at 2:47 PM
The upside of having lost most of my muscle mass is that there is less chance of me pulling a muscle.
I told my therapist about the guy I fell for and she told me to check my bank accounts.
January 9, 2026 at 8:27 PM
I told my therapist about the guy I fell for and she told me to check my bank accounts.
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I’m not optimistic about my love life but I still trim my nails
January 9, 2026 at 7:15 PM
I’m not optimistic about my love life but I still trim my nails
Born for mutual devotion. Doomed to yearn.
December 28, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Born for mutual devotion. Doomed to yearn.
The year is 2025. We use AI to summarize articles written by AI. Seems we should just ask AI to write shorter articles. But then they couldn't fit all the keywords.
December 21, 2025 at 2:29 PM
The year is 2025. We use AI to summarize articles written by AI. Seems we should just ask AI to write shorter articles. But then they couldn't fit all the keywords.
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PuddyTats™️ are pudding cups that come with wet n press tattoos
December 20, 2025 at 6:58 PM
PuddyTats™️ are pudding cups that come with wet n press tattoos
[Me in Excel] Let's color-code this bitch
December 18, 2025 at 7:51 PM
[Me in Excel] Let's color-code this bitch
I'm not as fearless as I used to be. So now I'm brave instead.
December 15, 2025 at 9:55 PM
I'm not as fearless as I used to be. So now I'm brave instead.
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Frankincense is the doctor, Myrrh is the stupid sound the monster makes, Kevin.
December 15, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Frankincense is the doctor, Myrrh is the stupid sound the monster makes, Kevin.
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floating the term "donkass" out as a trial balloon
December 14, 2025 at 2:45 AM
floating the term "donkass" out as a trial balloon
I'm typing with one hand but it's not what you think. I'm eating a sandwich.
December 15, 2025 at 12:32 PM
I'm typing with one hand but it's not what you think. I'm eating a sandwich.
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my thirst for thrifting is fueled solely by my desire to bring home a haunted artifact
December 14, 2025 at 2:42 AM
my thirst for thrifting is fueled solely by my desire to bring home a haunted artifact
[me, a writer, accidentally typing "your" instead of "you're"] I should kms
December 13, 2025 at 2:58 PM
[me, a writer, accidentally typing "your" instead of "you're"] I should kms
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You're not you when you're hungry, your honor
December 12, 2025 at 10:09 PM
You're not you when you're hungry, your honor
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dentists don't want you to know this but if you fill your entire mouth up with toothpaste, you only have to brush once a month.
December 9, 2025 at 3:30 AM
dentists don't want you to know this but if you fill your entire mouth up with toothpaste, you only have to brush once a month.
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I've shortened the phrase “Our grandmother is looking down at us from heaven” to just “Nana the above.”
December 9, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I've shortened the phrase “Our grandmother is looking down at us from heaven” to just “Nana the above.”