Sam
@somesamstuff.bsky.social
An internet ancient. A real-life mess. Food, ATLA, cosplay, X-Men. Big fan of the whole human rights thing.
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🍽️Today’s dinner brought to you by the letter S!
As in:
-Sesame Street
-St. Patrick’s Day
-Spring Break
-sardines (silvery, smoked)
-seaweed (specifically sliced)
-Slimey
-spinach
-squash
And thanks to special guests: avocado, egg wrap, oyster sauce, bell pepper, hummus, imitation crab & apples!
As in:
-Sesame Street
-St. Patrick’s Day
-Spring Break
-sardines (silvery, smoked)
-seaweed (specifically sliced)
-Slimey
-spinach
-squash
And thanks to special guests: avocado, egg wrap, oyster sauce, bell pepper, hummus, imitation crab & apples!
March 17, 2025 at 11:32 PM
🍽️Today’s dinner brought to you by the letter S!
As in:
-Sesame Street
-St. Patrick’s Day
-Spring Break
-sardines (silvery, smoked)
-seaweed (specifically sliced)
-Slimey
-spinach
-squash
And thanks to special guests: avocado, egg wrap, oyster sauce, bell pepper, hummus, imitation crab & apples!
As in:
-Sesame Street
-St. Patrick’s Day
-Spring Break
-sardines (silvery, smoked)
-seaweed (specifically sliced)
-Slimey
-spinach
-squash
And thanks to special guests: avocado, egg wrap, oyster sauce, bell pepper, hummus, imitation crab & apples!
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It’s not box wine, it’s cardboardeaux.
January 28, 2025 at 7:43 PM
It’s not box wine, it’s cardboardeaux.
I told my husband I needed to take a long shower (finally upright today after a cold). Came out into the kitchen and he was boiling a giant pot of water on the stove. He said “I need to wash the dishes but I wanted to save all the hot water for your shower.” This is so ridiculously romantic.
January 19, 2025 at 5:13 PM
I told my husband I needed to take a long shower (finally upright today after a cold). Came out into the kitchen and he was boiling a giant pot of water on the stove. He said “I need to wash the dishes but I wanted to save all the hot water for your shower.” This is so ridiculously romantic.
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Occasional reminder that whenever you say "sparks joy" you are not quoting Marie Kondo.
You are quoting her translator, Cathy Hirano. She invented "sparks joy" out of whole cloth.
What Marie Kondo says is "This makes my heart go pitter pat."
You are quoting her translator, Cathy Hirano. She invented "sparks joy" out of whole cloth.
What Marie Kondo says is "This makes my heart go pitter pat."
January 17, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Occasional reminder that whenever you say "sparks joy" you are not quoting Marie Kondo.
You are quoting her translator, Cathy Hirano. She invented "sparks joy" out of whole cloth.
What Marie Kondo says is "This makes my heart go pitter pat."
You are quoting her translator, Cathy Hirano. She invented "sparks joy" out of whole cloth.
What Marie Kondo says is "This makes my heart go pitter pat."
I hope everyone involved in trying to deny my husband filling his INSULIN prescription this morning steps on a lego every day for the rest of forever.
January 3, 2025 at 2:59 PM
I hope everyone involved in trying to deny my husband filling his INSULIN prescription this morning steps on a lego every day for the rest of forever.
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when my cookie sheet makes a loud noise in the oven bc it just bent a bit in the heat i try to be respectful of that. i don’t know what it’s got goin on
January 2, 2025 at 9:35 PM
when my cookie sheet makes a loud noise in the oven bc it just bent a bit in the heat i try to be respectful of that. i don’t know what it’s got goin on
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every tech company in 2025
January 1, 2025 at 6:44 PM
every tech company in 2025
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A blessing wish for 2025:
May 2025's worst be better than 2024's best.
May 2025 see your enemies driven before you.
And may 2025 bring more joy and happiness and fulfillment than ever before to you.
May 2025's worst be better than 2024's best.
May 2025 see your enemies driven before you.
And may 2025 bring more joy and happiness and fulfillment than ever before to you.
January 1, 2025 at 7:20 AM
A blessing wish for 2025:
May 2025's worst be better than 2024's best.
May 2025 see your enemies driven before you.
And may 2025 bring more joy and happiness and fulfillment than ever before to you.
May 2025's worst be better than 2024's best.
May 2025 see your enemies driven before you.
And may 2025 bring more joy and happiness and fulfillment than ever before to you.
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I have a colleague (not on social media) who likes to say that works don't *fall* into the public domain, they *ascend* into the public domain. I really love that.
January 1, 2025 at 1:12 PM
I have a colleague (not on social media) who likes to say that works don't *fall* into the public domain, they *ascend* into the public domain. I really love that.
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for the potato fears not death
December 31, 2024 at 1:55 PM
for the potato fears not death
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upcycling old jeggings by cutting them into new jundies
December 27, 2024 at 1:17 PM
upcycling old jeggings by cutting them into new jundies
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In 1659, the the Puritans in Massachusetts enacted a law that declared that Christmas was sacrilege and exchanging of gifts, greetings, and wearing fine clothing on that day was Satanic. Anyone caught celebrating was fined 5 shillings. (About 5 days wages.)
The "War on Christmas" was an inside job.
The "War on Christmas" was an inside job.
December 25, 2024 at 5:40 PM
In 1659, the the Puritans in Massachusetts enacted a law that declared that Christmas was sacrilege and exchanging of gifts, greetings, and wearing fine clothing on that day was Satanic. Anyone caught celebrating was fined 5 shillings. (About 5 days wages.)
The "War on Christmas" was an inside job.
The "War on Christmas" was an inside job.
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A story in two parts.
December 26, 2024 at 3:51 AM
A story in two parts.
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me: omg goth bath bombs
santa: that’s charcoal
santa: that’s charcoal
December 25, 2024 at 3:21 PM
me: omg goth bath bombs
santa: that’s charcoal
santa: that’s charcoal
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twas the night before christmas, and all through the house, not a creature was stirring. the risotto was ruined
December 25, 2024 at 9:01 PM
twas the night before christmas, and all through the house, not a creature was stirring. the risotto was ruined
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just got a visit from the cops because some karen complained that i’ve been yelling “you there boy what day is this” at kids in the street for the past three hours 🙄
December 25, 2024 at 4:05 PM
just got a visit from the cops because some karen complained that i’ve been yelling “you there boy what day is this” at kids in the street for the past three hours 🙄
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If you've never donated to Wikipedia, now's the time. Elon Musk is attacking it because it's one of the only sources of honest, curated information that he can't control.
www.newsweek.com/elon-musk-ta...
www.newsweek.com/elon-musk-ta...
Elon Musk takes aim at Wikipedia
The billionaire has become one of the most prominent supporters of President-elect Donald Trump.
www.newsweek.com
December 25, 2024 at 3:54 AM
If you've never donated to Wikipedia, now's the time. Elon Musk is attacking it because it's one of the only sources of honest, curated information that he can't control.
www.newsweek.com/elon-musk-ta...
www.newsweek.com/elon-musk-ta...
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Have you ever felt a film scene was particularly memorable or beautiful? To be sure, much of this is about cinematography and acting, but I want to show how outfits also contribute to this impression. Hopefully, this thread will give you some ideas on how to dress better. 🧵
December 25, 2024 at 12:15 AM
Have you ever felt a film scene was particularly memorable or beautiful? To be sure, much of this is about cinematography and acting, but I want to show how outfits also contribute to this impression. Hopefully, this thread will give you some ideas on how to dress better. 🧵
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i'm sorry, is united healthcare really attempting to claim ownership of luigi mangione's likeness?
hello?!
abovethelaw.com/2024/12/unit...
hello?!
abovethelaw.com/2024/12/unit...
‘United Healthcare’ Using DMCA Against Luigi Mangione Images Which Is Bizarre & Wildly Inappropriate
Because this isn't how copyright law works.
abovethelaw.com
December 23, 2024 at 4:11 AM
i'm sorry, is united healthcare really attempting to claim ownership of luigi mangione's likeness?
hello?!
abovethelaw.com/2024/12/unit...
hello?!
abovethelaw.com/2024/12/unit...
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me liking every positive post about luigi mangione that comes on my timeline
December 23, 2024 at 4:57 PM
me liking every positive post about luigi mangione that comes on my timeline
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Nobody:
Account with 47.5k followers and 83.9k following: # BlueWave # TrumpIsAChump 🌊💙 | cat mom 🐱 | dog mom 🐶 | catdog mom 🐱🐶 | 🚫 MAGA | Retired office manager 🖨️ | 🌊💙🌊 | No DMs | 🐬Resistance 🌀 | 💙💙 | I L❤️ve Democracy 👍🧢 | Married 😍🤣 | # TrumpTookADump 💩 | Liberal Warrior 💪 | Unapologetic Dem | 💙🌊
Account with 47.5k followers and 83.9k following: # BlueWave # TrumpIsAChump 🌊💙 | cat mom 🐱 | dog mom 🐶 | catdog mom 🐱🐶 | 🚫 MAGA | Retired office manager 🖨️ | 🌊💙🌊 | No DMs | 🐬Resistance 🌀 | 💙💙 | I L❤️ve Democracy 👍🧢 | Married 😍🤣 | # TrumpTookADump 💩 | Liberal Warrior 💪 | Unapologetic Dem | 💙🌊
December 23, 2024 at 5:11 PM
Nobody:
Account with 47.5k followers and 83.9k following: # BlueWave # TrumpIsAChump 🌊💙 | cat mom 🐱 | dog mom 🐶 | catdog mom 🐱🐶 | 🚫 MAGA | Retired office manager 🖨️ | 🌊💙🌊 | No DMs | 🐬Resistance 🌀 | 💙💙 | I L❤️ve Democracy 👍🧢 | Married 😍🤣 | # TrumpTookADump 💩 | Liberal Warrior 💪 | Unapologetic Dem | 💙🌊
Account with 47.5k followers and 83.9k following: # BlueWave # TrumpIsAChump 🌊💙 | cat mom 🐱 | dog mom 🐶 | catdog mom 🐱🐶 | 🚫 MAGA | Retired office manager 🖨️ | 🌊💙🌊 | No DMs | 🐬Resistance 🌀 | 💙💙 | I L❤️ve Democracy 👍🧢 | Married 😍🤣 | # TrumpTookADump 💩 | Liberal Warrior 💪 | Unapologetic Dem | 💙🌊
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Slept like a log last night (half-submerged in a pond, covered in moss)
December 22, 2024 at 8:47 PM
Slept like a log last night (half-submerged in a pond, covered in moss)
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Just an incredible, damning headline.
December 20, 2024 at 1:28 PM
Just an incredible, damning headline.
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A bunch of cry baby billionaires who never served in the military want to force millions of our troops to go without pay at Christmas.
But do go on about the price of eggs won’t you.
But do go on about the price of eggs won’t you.
December 20, 2024 at 2:43 AM
A bunch of cry baby billionaires who never served in the military want to force millions of our troops to go without pay at Christmas.
But do go on about the price of eggs won’t you.
But do go on about the price of eggs won’t you.