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This is only an iteration. Don't get comfortable.
Fun fact: Jan. 1, 2026 is the exact date of the events in ZARDOZ.
January 1, 2026 at 8:01 AM
Fun fact: Jan. 1, 2026 is the exact date of the events in ZARDOZ.
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Just making sure that 2025 is definitely over
January 1, 2026 at 4:43 AM
Just making sure that 2025 is definitely over
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well fellas,
it sure was stupid 😌
it sure was stupid 😌
January 1, 2026 at 4:51 AM
well fellas,
it sure was stupid 😌
it sure was stupid 😌
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One of the greatest of the Old Twitter comedians, Mike Fossey, has passed away much too young. Truly a legend of the genre.
December 30, 2025 at 3:34 PM
One of the greatest of the Old Twitter comedians, Mike Fossey, has passed away much too young. Truly a legend of the genre.
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listen I know people will fight for one thousand years on this website about alt text on images but can you at least do it for all those screencaps of videogames and movies because idk what half this shit is
December 29, 2025 at 10:01 PM
listen I know people will fight for one thousand years on this website about alt text on images but can you at least do it for all those screencaps of videogames and movies because idk what half this shit is
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Coming out of a bagel place in NYC, was about to dig in to my toasted sesame and cream cheese but some guy roughly snatched it from my hand and took a big bite, then walked away backwards, giving me the finger as he wolfed down the rest (disgustingly). As you probably guessed, it was Kevin Costner.
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
December 29, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Coming out of a bagel place in NYC, was about to dig in to my toasted sesame and cream cheese but some guy roughly snatched it from my hand and took a big bite, then walked away backwards, giving me the finger as he wolfed down the rest (disgustingly). As you probably guessed, it was Kevin Costner.
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the shit I care least in the whole world about is whether the story about the Earl of Sandwich is true. yes it fucking was. my man was playing cards and eating meat with his hands and then he said hold up check this out. you won't believe this shit. bring me some fucking bread & hold onto your hats
December 26, 2025 at 3:57 PM
the shit I care least in the whole world about is whether the story about the Earl of Sandwich is true. yes it fucking was. my man was playing cards and eating meat with his hands and then he said hold up check this out. you won't believe this shit. bring me some fucking bread & hold onto your hats
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Germans love the Christmas movie The Hard
December 26, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Germans love the Christmas movie The Hard
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Didn't realize he actually delivered big titty goth gfs if you have them on your list.
December 25, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Didn't realize he actually delivered big titty goth gfs if you have them on your list.
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3:30 P.M. Back to work. Locate The Official Old Maid Handbook and re-read section on over-the-top high-pitched scream to be used should a madman yell at you claiming to be your husband.
A Day in the Life of Mary Hatch in the Alternate Bedford Falls
7:00-8:30 A.M. Wake up whenever I want—no kids! 9 A.M. Open library, feeling refreshed and ready for the day. 10:30 A.M. Send another overdue notic...
buff.ly
December 25, 2025 at 2:40 AM
3:30 P.M. Back to work. Locate The Official Old Maid Handbook and re-read section on over-the-top high-pitched scream to be used should a madman yell at you claiming to be your husband.
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Bari Weiss cutting the Peanuts Christmas Special from the CBS lineup because it doesn't move the ball forward or get the parents on-camera
December 25, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Bari Weiss cutting the Peanuts Christmas Special from the CBS lineup because it doesn't move the ball forward or get the parents on-camera
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Jesus: And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: Depart from me, ye that work iniquity
MAGA: At long last, we have created the iniquity from the classic Jesus verse "Depart from me, ye that work iniquity"
MAGA: At long last, we have created the iniquity from the classic Jesus verse "Depart from me, ye that work iniquity"
December 25, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Jesus: And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: Depart from me, ye that work iniquity
MAGA: At long last, we have created the iniquity from the classic Jesus verse "Depart from me, ye that work iniquity"
MAGA: At long last, we have created the iniquity from the classic Jesus verse "Depart from me, ye that work iniquity"
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God, I see what you have done for others
they don’t tell you when you buy a christmas tree at the christmas tree farm that you could take it home, decorate it, and then be relaxing in your living room seven nights later when A BAT suddenly flies out and starts CRASHING AROUND YOUR HOUSE
December 25, 2025 at 2:05 AM
God, I see what you have done for others
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That is not dead which can eternal lie,
Like Tiny Tim, who did NOT die
Like Tiny Tim, who did NOT die
December 24, 2025 at 8:07 PM
That is not dead which can eternal lie,
Like Tiny Tim, who did NOT die
Like Tiny Tim, who did NOT die
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"...and Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, because resistance is futile, and his biological and technological distinctiveness became part of the Borg collective."
December 24, 2025 at 1:02 PM
"...and Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, because resistance is futile, and his biological and technological distinctiveness became part of the Borg collective."
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First Lady Erika Kirk Vance’s 30-foot-tall gold-sequined cross has betrayed the legacy of Melania Trump’s rose garden.
by David Brooks (2029)
by David Brooks (2029)
December 23, 2025 at 2:40 PM
First Lady Erika Kirk Vance’s 30-foot-tall gold-sequined cross has betrayed the legacy of Melania Trump’s rose garden.
by David Brooks (2029)
by David Brooks (2029)
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“the washington post reports that cbs news fucked up!!!” ok and then what? in 6 months jeff bezos replaces the journalist who reported that with AI and buys another one of saturn’s moons.
December 22, 2025 at 3:28 AM
“the washington post reports that cbs news fucked up!!!” ok and then what? in 6 months jeff bezos replaces the journalist who reported that with AI and buys another one of saturn’s moons.
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Zappa is surely the most humourless person ever to make a living out of being silly.
Happy Birthday to the late Frank Zappa, born 85 years ago today. Read about the time he got bullied by a drunken John Wayne:
December 21, 2025 at 9:40 AM
Zappa is surely the most humourless person ever to make a living out of being silly.
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Mr President many are saying that you’re looking stronger than ever and could easily beat Anthony Joshua in a fight.
Mr. Beast, all my friends and I were saying how good at boxing you’d be
December 21, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Mr President many are saying that you’re looking stronger than ever and could easily beat Anthony Joshua in a fight.
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Mr. Beast, all my friends and I were saying how good at boxing you’d be
December 21, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Mr. Beast, all my friends and I were saying how good at boxing you’d be
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Gordon Ball, photographer
Photograph of cadets reading Howl at the Virginia Military Institute in Lexington, Virginia
February 18, 1991
Photograph of cadets reading Howl at the Virginia Military Institute in Lexington, Virginia
February 18, 1991
December 19, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Gordon Ball, photographer
Photograph of cadets reading Howl at the Virginia Military Institute in Lexington, Virginia
February 18, 1991
Photograph of cadets reading Howl at the Virginia Military Institute in Lexington, Virginia
February 18, 1991
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One of my favorite panels from Jamie Delano's Hellblazer run.
December 19, 2025 at 9:58 PM
One of my favorite panels from Jamie Delano's Hellblazer run.