Soy Ron Mexico
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I’ve eaten 40 pizzas in the last 30 days.
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Compilation of five potentially dangerous plays by Jeremy Fears Jr. during the Minnesota game: three attempted trips, an elbow to the face, and a kick to the groin (for which he got a technical foul upon review)
February 5, 2026 at 2:45 AM
Compilation of five potentially dangerous plays by Jeremy Fears Jr. during the Minnesota game: three attempted trips, an elbow to the face, and a kick to the groin (for which he got a technical foul upon review)
They’re calling him… Ser Dunk. And this guy — he’s a big, tough guy, folks. Huge! They don’t make ‘em like Ser Dunk anymore. No. No pronouns needed for Ser Dunk. 100% male! No, but we’re going to be looking into Egg and we’re going to be doing so very strongly.
February 1, 2026 at 4:26 AM
They’re calling him… Ser Dunk. And this guy — he’s a big, tough guy, folks. Huge! They don’t make ‘em like Ser Dunk anymore. No. No pronouns needed for Ser Dunk. 100% male! No, but we’re going to be looking into Egg and we’re going to be doing so very strongly.
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You CANNOT make this shit up.
I assume this outrageous graft will be considered to be part of his "official duties?" Totally immune?
I assume this outrageous graft will be considered to be part of his "official duties?" Totally immune?
Trump on his multiple suits against the federal government: "I'm supposed to work out a settlement with myself ... We could make it a substantial amount, nobody would care, because it's gonna go to numerous, very good charities."
February 1, 2026 at 2:51 AM
You CANNOT make this shit up.
I assume this outrageous graft will be considered to be part of his "official duties?" Totally immune?
I assume this outrageous graft will be considered to be part of his "official duties?" Totally immune?
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From: A Very Famous Rich Guy
To: Jeffrey Epstein
Subj: Opening the seal
I look forward to reading from the Black Book with you this weekend. May the blessings of Mammon continue to fall upon us.
From: Jeffrey Epstein
To: A Very Famous Rich Guy
Subj: Re: Opening the seal
9 p./m.. txt wen u arive
To: Jeffrey Epstein
Subj: Opening the seal
I look forward to reading from the Black Book with you this weekend. May the blessings of Mammon continue to fall upon us.
From: Jeffrey Epstein
To: A Very Famous Rich Guy
Subj: Re: Opening the seal
9 p./m.. txt wen u arive
January 31, 2026 at 8:05 PM
From: A Very Famous Rich Guy
To: Jeffrey Epstein
Subj: Opening the seal
I look forward to reading from the Black Book with you this weekend. May the blessings of Mammon continue to fall upon us.
From: Jeffrey Epstein
To: A Very Famous Rich Guy
Subj: Re: Opening the seal
9 p./m.. txt wen u arive
To: Jeffrey Epstein
Subj: Opening the seal
I look forward to reading from the Black Book with you this weekend. May the blessings of Mammon continue to fall upon us.
From: Jeffrey Epstein
To: A Very Famous Rich Guy
Subj: Re: Opening the seal
9 p./m.. txt wen u arive
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Instant classic of an image via Getty
January 31, 2026 at 3:29 AM
Instant classic of an image via Getty
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I missed this with Raf in the middle
January 31, 2026 at 3:12 AM
I missed this with Raf in the middle
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ELON MUSK: your island is so freaking like, based. it's seriously like effing amazeballs. i'm going to basically be making like all of mars totally just like the same as how epic this is
STEPHEN HAWKING: jeff rey why, did you in vite, this lame, ass nerd
STEPHEN HAWKING: jeff rey why, did you in vite, this lame, ass nerd
January 30, 2026 at 11:37 PM
ELON MUSK: your island is so freaking like, based. it's seriously like effing amazeballs. i'm going to basically be making like all of mars totally just like the same as how epic this is
STEPHEN HAWKING: jeff rey why, did you in vite, this lame, ass nerd
STEPHEN HAWKING: jeff rey why, did you in vite, this lame, ass nerd
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Donald Trump (private citizen) has sued Donald Trump (President) for $1 trillion. A Trump administration spokesman said that they intend to defend the suit vigorously but that they are hopeful a resolution beneficial to “Donald Trump” (unclear) can be reached
January 30, 2026 at 1:01 PM
Donald Trump (private citizen) has sued Donald Trump (President) for $1 trillion. A Trump administration spokesman said that they intend to defend the suit vigorously but that they are hopeful a resolution beneficial to “Donald Trump” (unclear) can be reached
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an administration staffed to the top with degenerate liars
Noem lies shamelessly: "An individual approached order Patrol officers with a 9mm semi-automatic gun. The officers attempted to disarm this individual, but the armed suspect reacted violently. This looks like a situation where an individual arrived to inflict maximum damage and kill law enforcement"
January 24, 2026 at 11:13 PM
an administration staffed to the top with degenerate liars
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This was murder. Pretti did not initiate the confrontation. He didn’t strike them. He didn’t brandish his gun. They tackled him, beat him, disarmed him, and shot him.
Holy crap.
This is the most damning video yet.
It shows Border Patrol agents clearly taking Alex's firearm, running it away, and THEN executed him in cold blood by emptying a clip into his face.
Murder.
This is the most damning video yet.
It shows Border Patrol agents clearly taking Alex's firearm, running it away, and THEN executed him in cold blood by emptying a clip into his face.
Murder.
January 24, 2026 at 9:46 PM
This was murder. Pretti did not initiate the confrontation. He didn’t strike them. He didn’t brandish his gun. They tackled him, beat him, disarmed him, and shot him.
I will vote for ANY candidate that makes it their platform to put all of these people in jail, indefinitely, when Trump leaves office. People should be terrified to engage in this kind of behavior in public office again.
Noem's lies are mind blowing: "This individual attacked those officers, had a weapon on him and multiple, dozens of rounds of ammunition, wishing to inflict harm on these officers, coming, brandishing like that.
January 24, 2026 at 10:45 PM
I will vote for ANY candidate that makes it their platform to put all of these people in jail, indefinitely, when Trump leaves office. People should be terrified to engage in this kind of behavior in public office again.
Big Ten Football is so God damn back.
January 20, 2026 at 3:16 AM
Big Ten Football is so God damn back.
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/Looming hideously out of the darkness like Pazuzu in The Exorcist, voice sounding like an unusually abrasive '90s-style chirp-scratch DJ routine "There's Cheetos with protein on them now."
I thought this was a joke but it’s an actual post from the White House: “we are ending the war on protein”
How about ending the war on the health of this country?
How about ending the war on the health of this country?
January 12, 2026 at 5:00 PM
/Looming hideously out of the darkness like Pazuzu in The Exorcist, voice sounding like an unusually abrasive '90s-style chirp-scratch DJ routine "There's Cheetos with protein on them now."
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do you think ice agents go home and their spouse is like "how was raiding day care centers today honey" and theyre all like "ugh got bogged down trying to cover up a murder for my coworker"
January 8, 2026 at 2:42 AM
do you think ice agents go home and their spouse is like "how was raiding day care centers today honey" and theyre all like "ugh got bogged down trying to cover up a murder for my coworker"
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A 6-year-old just lost his mother. A woman was shot in the face in front of her wife.
The swift, lockstep attempt to dehumanize and villainize Renee Nicole Good might be the most depraved thing we've seen yet from these ghouls and their supporters. These people are utterly fucking dead inside.
The swift, lockstep attempt to dehumanize and villainize Renee Nicole Good might be the most depraved thing we've seen yet from these ghouls and their supporters. These people are utterly fucking dead inside.
Noem: "People need to stop using their vehicles as weapons ... it's clear that it's being coordinated. People are being trained"
January 8, 2026 at 12:22 AM
A 6-year-old just lost his mother. A woman was shot in the face in front of her wife.
The swift, lockstep attempt to dehumanize and villainize Renee Nicole Good might be the most depraved thing we've seen yet from these ghouls and their supporters. These people are utterly fucking dead inside.
The swift, lockstep attempt to dehumanize and villainize Renee Nicole Good might be the most depraved thing we've seen yet from these ghouls and their supporters. These people are utterly fucking dead inside.
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The right wants to talk about fraud? Somali fraud? Okay, give me 60 seconds.
January 7, 2026 at 1:41 AM
The right wants to talk about fraud? Somali fraud? Okay, give me 60 seconds.
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this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
January 3, 2026 at 10:57 PM
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
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Donald Trump boldly “making the call” at the Mar-A-Lago situation room (conference table with gauzy black curtains around it and a monitor showing a Twitter search for “Venezuela”). Pitbull’s “I Know You Want Me (Calle Ocho)” is audible in the background.
January 3, 2026 at 7:06 PM
Donald Trump boldly “making the call” at the Mar-A-Lago situation room (conference table with gauzy black curtains around it and a monitor showing a Twitter search for “Venezuela”). Pitbull’s “I Know You Want Me (Calle Ocho)” is audible in the background.
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imagining Laura Loomer going to an Alabama football game and thinking all the women in the audience are Hamas
January 3, 2026 at 2:03 AM
imagining Laura Loomer going to an Alabama football game and thinking all the women in the audience are Hamas
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Pop tarts bowl exec: thrilled for this new partnership, love the energy of college football, we barely have to even try to sell it, much less tap into the dark ancient primordial human need to kill in order to glorify the merciless gods
One guy on the marketing team: actually
One guy on the marketing team: actually
December 27, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Pop tarts bowl exec: thrilled for this new partnership, love the energy of college football, we barely have to even try to sell it, much less tap into the dark ancient primordial human need to kill in order to glorify the merciless gods
One guy on the marketing team: actually
One guy on the marketing team: actually
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Notre Dame lost to both of these teams... 😅
December 20, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Notre Dame lost to both of these teams... 😅
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All of the ingenuity of corporate America has not produced an infant formula that is superior in nutrition and all the qualities that we want to the infant formula that God made, which is a refreshing can of Coke Zero
December 9, 2025 at 1:02 PM
All of the ingenuity of corporate America has not produced an infant formula that is superior in nutrition and all the qualities that we want to the infant formula that God made, which is a refreshing can of Coke Zero
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Virginia hasn’t choked like that since picketts charge
December 7, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Virginia hasn’t choked like that since picketts charge
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really excited for 60 Minutes to just be a show about what Alan Dershowitz thinks the age of consent should be
November 25, 2025 at 4:10 AM
really excited for 60 Minutes to just be a show about what Alan Dershowitz thinks the age of consent should be