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December 19, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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And Tiny Tim, who did NOT get hired because he was a white male, died.
December 19, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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🎶 You better watch out, you better not cry, you better not pout, I'm telling you why. Shit is gonna keep getting worse. 🎶
December 17, 2025 at 10:59 AM
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not the kind of behavior I expect from the winner of the fifa peace prize
December 15, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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December 15, 2025 at 5:44 AM
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This entire weekend
December 15, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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the world has changed
December 13, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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Analysis | Zelensky says he wants a better peace deal. Until he starts buying $TRUMP coin, it’s hard to take him seriously.
December 13, 2025 at 1:29 PM
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It's past time for trans people to be normalized in this country. How do we do it? We just accept them into our lives, simple as that. if you will join me in this please repost thank you
December 11, 2025 at 1:50 PM
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December 11, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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tis the season
December 6, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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Couldn’t Sam Altman just ask ChatGPT how to make itself profitable
December 6, 2025 at 4:38 AM
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We stand with @womensmarch.com in calling for nationwide walkouts Jan. 20, 2026.

Mark your calendars and tell a friend. More coming soon.

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December 2, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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December 1, 2025 at 11:26 AM
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November 28, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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Johnson says "probably 100,000 people" have his cell number and yet not a one of them is brave enough to leak it to me so I can do something hilarious
November 27, 2025 at 11:17 AM
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November 19, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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If we had to hear “Baby Shark” everywhere we went for two whole months out of the year we’d throw a fit, right?

And rightfully so.

So tell me, why do we put up with it when the song is “Frosty the Snowman”?
November 19, 2025 at 6:16 PM
@katelynburns.com my organization lost funding for our LGBTQ+ youth drop in center in the new administration. We are currently fundraising in an effort to save it. It’s a great little safe space that is doing much good in our community.

www.bravefortwayne.org
BRAVE Alliance: Building Radically Affirming & Validating Environments in Fort Wayne. Proudly serving the LGBTQ+ Community
BRAVE Alliance: Building Radically Affirming & Validating Environments in Fort Wayne. Proudly serving the LGBTQ+ Community
www.bravefortwayne.org
November 18, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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Again, the only possible explanation is that MTG was recently visited overnight by three ghosts.
BASH: We have seen these attacks from the president at other people. It's not new. And I haven't heard you speak out about it until it was directed at you.

MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENE: I think that's fair criticism. And I would like to say, humbly, I'm sorry for taking part in the toxic politics.
November 16, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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So 30-somethings who joke about loving Hitler are "kids" but 15-year-old girls who are trafficked are "barely legal" consenting adults.
November 13, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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I am a nyc teacher grade 4 teacher and I would love makey makey invention kits to do computer science through interdisciplinary projects . Please repost. Thanks www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...
November 12, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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This deal to reopen the government is fucking disgraceful.

Tens of millions will lose their healthcare. Trump will be emboldened.

This is exactly what’s wrong with Democratic Party leadership and why we need more people in Congress who will actually hold the line.
November 10, 2025 at 12:43 PM
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Hi writers! I’m looking to assign a couple of features for Slate before the end of the year. If you have anything in mind that you think would be a fit please send me a pitch! Jenée.Desmond- [email protected] or dm me.

RTs are appreciated so this can reach more people. Thanks!
November 10, 2025 at 6:06 PM