Howard Zynn
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Howard Zynn
@spamelot.bsky.social
I love typow
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KATU reporting says that Portland Police responded to a report about the shooting and found the two victims. Which suggests the CBP agent who fired was not still on scene, either bc he fled or bc the victims somehow got away while injured.

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January 9, 2026 at 12:36 AM
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Alt text: Chuck Schumer chumming it up with Marco Rubio, leaning towards him while Rubio pats him on the shoulder (were they hugging?) both men smiling.
this was from 5 hours ago.
January 7, 2026 at 9:04 PM
Embargo the USA.
January 3, 2026 at 7:09 AM
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truly one of the geniuses of posting
December 30, 2025 at 2:25 PM
One Battle After Another is a Christmas movie
December 25, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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"prompt theft" is funny as hell like oh no somebody did the same google search as me. grow up
December 21, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Lasik is CNC machining but for eyes.
December 20, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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It's all a grift....all a fucking grift.
After becoming a congressional leader, a politician’s stock portfolio beats out those of peers by 47 (!!!) percentage points a year through trades timed around bills and firms that later get government contracts

www.nber.org/papers/w34524

via @florianederer.bsky.social
December 3, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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this guy has his photo up on the wall in a pizza place in williamsburg and it feels like a joke just for me
November 30, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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Are you fucking kidding me it’s like we are living in a cartoon
November 21, 2025 at 8:33 AM
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November 14, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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petro is so beast
November 13, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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the united states government acknowledges but does not endorse new york city’s claim on staten island, a strategic ambiguity political scientists refer to as the One New York Policy
November 5, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Ill give myself permission to lib out, as a treat
November 5, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Ezra Klein: "Dick Cheney lived and died the right way."
November 4, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’
November 3, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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no offense but your machine sucks at that dude
November 2, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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October 30, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Joe Bidens 2026 SOTU could have been "Listen here jack, after a 2 year search we finally eliminated the main architecht of the humanitarian crisis in Gaxa. Netanyahu was brought to justice at his compound in San Carlos de Bariloche in the Argentine Andes with consent and support of the Chilean gov."
October 23, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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Video: Suzie rizzio via X (@Suzierizzo1)
October 11, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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Coming up with a restaurant styled after medieval times, but WWI themed. You sit around, waiting to order you food for hours, the doors are locked behind you, and the staff just fires artillery at you until you die.
October 10, 2025 at 10:57 AM
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Claim: 10 cars rammed ICE
Truth: No cars rammed ICE

Claim: She boxed ICE in
Truth: ICE boxed her in

Claim: She shot a rifle at ICE
Truth: She did not have a rifle

Claim: ICE returned fire
Truth: Only ICE fired

Claim: She drove herself to the hospital
Truth: Paramedics found her
October 6, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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Portland never stops being Portland.
wizard frog is insane
October 5, 2025 at 10:49 PM