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Just trying to make do
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January 8, 2026 at 5:06 AM
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January 7, 2026 at 5:05 AM
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magical
January 5, 2026 at 8:56 AM
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I expect evil people to do evil things

I also expect people selling themselves as a bulwark against those evil people to fight tooth and nail against the evil things evil people do

only one of these groups is currently performing according to expectations
January 3, 2026 at 9:22 PM
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This insane asshole has been doing nothing but crimes since the day he took office, you're the only branch of government with the power to remove him and you're not even going to try because it might not work? Why are you even there? To feel important and do insider trading?
January 3, 2026 at 4:05 PM
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You should be embarrassed to be a member of congress and issuing anything other than impeachment resolutions. You're in the model UN. They should give you legos and a propeller hat
January 3, 2026 at 3:57 PM
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January 3, 2026 at 12:42 PM
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The 2024 election was a cost of living election and a referendum on the failings of the Biden administration, and the main theme of 2025 was people mistaking that for a total cultural victory for the far right and acting accordingly, to the horror and confusion of average Americans
January 1, 2026 at 9:07 PM
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i'm glad people still bother to write long yglesias rebuttals to hopefully convince someone somewhere he's a contrarian windbag even if i personally don't feel the need to read em anymore
December 20, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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Fucking pumped man let’s fucking go
Today in “Dudes Rock”:

A dude playing Dire Straits’s “Sultans of Swing” guitar solo on…a recorder.
December 12, 2025 at 1:31 PM
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very immature. It's not what you think. It's the name when 2 urea (ingredient in pee pee) units are joined in an organic compound. So, it sounds like poo poo but is like pee pee.
July 17, 2025 at 12:25 PM
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SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
'Skull of St. Thomas Aquinas being transported to Fossanova Abbey.'
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
December 10, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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in my restless dreams I see that town
December 11, 2025 at 6:02 AM
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someone should research why boomers clung to youth and demanded cultural hegemony well into their 60s while millennials went to pure "we are old and going to die soon and our zeitgeist expired years ago" mode before hitting 40
Figured I'd share this on Bluesky because this is the most 38 year old video I've ever seen in my life
December 11, 2025 at 4:11 AM
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64x64 pixel dungeon crawler. Pac-quest.

Featuring Pac🟡Girl
December 8, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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there's a very real rhetorical double standard where a random twitter comment from a leftist impacts democratic branding, but actual books sold for money detailing the fantasy of murdering liberals has 0 impact, despite being, quite, mainstream GOP
December 6, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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Instead of a song being stuck in my head, today what's stuck in my head is the "fuck ya life. bing-bong!" pigeon video.
December 5, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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Just sitting here remembering the famous cat creation of @bombsfall.bsky.social, Sex Posi Garfield
December 6, 2025 at 8:03 AM
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Strange, strange take. RFK gets to keep his job because he's part of an unaccountable fascist regime. Is it telling us that justice isn't a law of the universe? That God isn't real?
Not to defend Olivia Nuzzi, who broke every rule in journalism and promoted a charlatan to his current position. But it's incredibly telling that she will lose her job, but RFK Jr. gets to stay in his job despite the reports of his drug use, his affairs and his defenestrating of public health.
December 5, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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I received an "F" on my dental school paper for writing "the tooth fairy takes 'em while you sleep" and now I'm suing the school for religious discrimination
December 1, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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Postcard from my collection, sent 1912.
December 3, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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Very similar to the trans-kids panic, where the prestige media narrative is that it's far too easy but you talk to any trans person, expert or parent and it's obvious that it's way too hard.
Once again, no one making these claims seems to understand the enormous hurdles in the way of getting a kid the help they need - in this case - I dare anyone suggesting this to go through an IEP process.
December 2, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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Don't blame the turner diaries troglodytes literally dismantling the Department of Education, blame the 11 year old with ADHD who needs an extra 30 minutes for the test.
So they're just transparently starting the drumbeat against a new vilified group just like they did with trans athletes, racial minority students, MeToo/BLM/anti-genocide activists, etc. right?

There always needs to be a group who's "unfairly taking your kid's spot"
Even by the standards of The Atlantic, this is an extraordinarily weak evidence base for an article.

Data from a tiny handful of schools that isn't measuring the variable at issue and a few thin, secondhand anecdotes.
www.theatlantic.com/magazine/202...
December 2, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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December 1, 2025 at 8:58 PM