Taniwha2point0
@taniwa.bsky.social
Small axe
Aotearoa
(He/Him, old but somehow still cool)
Aotearoa
(He/Him, old but somehow still cool)
Make a Bond movie casual
A View of a Hill
A View of a Hill
Make a Bond movie casual
You Only Live
You Only Live
Make a Bond movie casual
Moon Zen Garden Raker
Moon Zen Garden Raker
December 26, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Make a Bond movie casual
A View of a Hill
A View of a Hill
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And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, was one of those cases where you approve the broad, general principle of an idea but can't help being in a bit of a twitter at the prospect of putting it into practical effect. I explained this to Jeeves, and he said much the same thing had bothered Hamlet.
December 25, 2025 at 7:27 AM
And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, was one of those cases where you approve the broad, general principle of an idea but can't help being in a bit of a twitter at the prospect of putting it into practical effect. I explained this to Jeeves, and he said much the same thing had bothered Hamlet.
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[breathing a sigh of relief as I carefully remove the poison, hammer, Geiger counter, and radioactive source before helping Tiny Tim out of the box]
December 25, 2025 at 6:07 AM
[breathing a sigh of relief as I carefully remove the poison, hammer, Geiger counter, and radioactive source before helping Tiny Tim out of the box]
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A Christmas Day question for the family :
Who has ever made onion soup with the Maggi onion soup mix?
Merry Christmas to you all from the Snark Maiden.
Who has ever made onion soup with the Maggi onion soup mix?
Merry Christmas to you all from the Snark Maiden.
two moomin characters standing next to each other and a wicker basket
ALT: two moomin characters standing next to each other and a wicker basket
media.tenor.com
December 24, 2025 at 10:09 PM
A Christmas Day question for the family :
Who has ever made onion soup with the Maggi onion soup mix?
Merry Christmas to you all from the Snark Maiden.
Who has ever made onion soup with the Maggi onion soup mix?
Merry Christmas to you all from the Snark Maiden.
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HEY!
@doc-hammer.bsky.social & @jacksonpublick.bsky.social have been toiling away in the AstroBase workshop to craft some festive joy for you this holiday season, AND YOU WILL HEAR IT SOON.
While you wait, listen to ALL of the VENTURE BROS. holiday songs (& more!) at bit.ly/venturebrosholiday
@doc-hammer.bsky.social & @jacksonpublick.bsky.social have been toiling away in the AstroBase workshop to craft some festive joy for you this holiday season, AND YOU WILL HEAR IT SOON.
While you wait, listen to ALL of the VENTURE BROS. holiday songs (& more!) at bit.ly/venturebrosholiday
December 21, 2025 at 7:11 AM
HEY!
@doc-hammer.bsky.social & @jacksonpublick.bsky.social have been toiling away in the AstroBase workshop to craft some festive joy for you this holiday season, AND YOU WILL HEAR IT SOON.
While you wait, listen to ALL of the VENTURE BROS. holiday songs (& more!) at bit.ly/venturebrosholiday
@doc-hammer.bsky.social & @jacksonpublick.bsky.social have been toiling away in the AstroBase workshop to craft some festive joy for you this holiday season, AND YOU WILL HEAR IT SOON.
While you wait, listen to ALL of the VENTURE BROS. holiday songs (& more!) at bit.ly/venturebrosholiday
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A fun fact about Christmas is that the entire holiday was created as a way to tell Batman that he smells.
December 17, 2025 at 6:52 AM
A fun fact about Christmas is that the entire holiday was created as a way to tell Batman that he smells.
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wow a New Zealand political party who has detailed policies that are publicly accessible to read prior to next year's general election,
AND has policies developed by its own party members.
They probably deserve more members, volunteers, and donations to lead the next govt.
#nzpol
AND has policies developed by its own party members.
They probably deserve more members, volunteers, and donations to lead the next govt.
#nzpol
If you’re looking for a lift- and for policy that doesn’t hide bare minimum ideas behind the rhetoric of progress - take a look at the Greens platform.
For me, a timely reminder that we don’t move forward by lowering our expectations, but by affirming that hard things can and should be done.👇
For me, a timely reminder that we don’t move forward by lowering our expectations, but by affirming that hard things can and should be done.👇
Complete Party Policy
We are building a future where we do more, faster, to protect our planet and make sure everyone is treated equally.
www.greens.org.nz
December 14, 2025 at 3:41 AM
wow a New Zealand political party who has detailed policies that are publicly accessible to read prior to next year's general election,
AND has policies developed by its own party members.
They probably deserve more members, volunteers, and donations to lead the next govt.
#nzpol
AND has policies developed by its own party members.
They probably deserve more members, volunteers, and donations to lead the next govt.
#nzpol
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When your only option is to sleep in your car you are homeless, but not according to this government. When your car has been repossessed, don't try sleeping anywhere you can be seen because that might embarrass our government - although I suspect they aren't capable of shame #nzpol
People facing 'imminent homelessness' not eligible for emergency housing, Citizens Advice Bureau says
People facing 'imminent homelessness' not eligible for emergency housing, Citizens Advice Bureau says
Many facing 'imminent homelessness' don't qualitfy for emergency housing anymore, the Citizens Advice Bureau warns.
www.rnz.co.nz
December 10, 2025 at 10:19 PM
When your only option is to sleep in your car you are homeless, but not according to this government. When your car has been repossessed, don't try sleeping anywhere you can be seen because that might embarrass our government - although I suspect they aren't capable of shame #nzpol
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My Waiting For Godot mod for DooM would have changed the world.
videogames would be 9000% better if the people in charge were theater nerds instead of movie nerds
December 11, 2025 at 6:21 AM
My Waiting For Godot mod for DooM would have changed the world.
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Person who actually deserves a trophy is the artist who made the FIFA peace prize trophy look like everyone in the entire world holding their head in their hands out of secondhand embarrassment
December 5, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Person who actually deserves a trophy is the artist who made the FIFA peace prize trophy look like everyone in the entire world holding their head in their hands out of secondhand embarrassment
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Bookmark this, screen shot it, share it & air drop it to your drunk uncle this Xmas when you have him cornered around the dining table with sane people.
Worldwide mortality experience since the beginning of the COVID-19 pandemic (2020-2024) shows excess deaths over that period in almost every country measured. Australia (+6%) was below average, and New Zealand (+0.1%) the lowest we measured.
December 2, 2025 at 7:42 AM
Bookmark this, screen shot it, share it & air drop it to your drunk uncle this Xmas when you have him cornered around the dining table with sane people.
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How to make beautiful comics:
Step 1: Have something to say.
Step 2: See Step 1.
Step 1: Have something to say.
Step 2: See Step 1.
imgs.xkcd.com
November 25, 2025 at 6:01 AM
How to make beautiful comics:
Step 1: Have something to say.
Step 2: See Step 1.
Step 1: Have something to say.
Step 2: See Step 1.
A fine vintage, with hints of starling and subtle notes of sparrow
November 21, 2025 at 7:22 AM
A fine vintage, with hints of starling and subtle notes of sparrow
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Today I saw a Cybertruck with a trailer hitch. It was adorable, kind of like seeing a small child with a toy cell phone pretending to have a conversation.
November 21, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Today I saw a Cybertruck with a trailer hitch. It was adorable, kind of like seeing a small child with a toy cell phone pretending to have a conversation.
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Narrator - they were to blame
NZ’s electric car sales dropped 70% last year while global sales rose, but the Transport Minister says his policies aren’t to blame.
newsroom.co.nz/2025/11/18/g...
newsroom.co.nz/2025/11/18/g...
Behind the Govt's urgent move to make it cheaper to import dirty cars
Analysis: NZ's electric car sales dropped 70% last year while global sales rose, but the Transport Minister says his policies aren't to blame, writes Marc Daalder
newsroom.co.nz
November 19, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Narrator - they were to blame
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i used to think the lyric was ‘i wanna rock and roll all night / and part of every day’ and i remember thinking, honestly that sounds reasonable
November 15, 2025 at 9:36 PM
i used to think the lyric was ‘i wanna rock and roll all night / and part of every day’ and i remember thinking, honestly that sounds reasonable
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Is it ‘My wife and I’ or ‘Me and my wife’? Anyway, we just robbed a liquor store
November 15, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Is it ‘My wife and I’ or ‘Me and my wife’? Anyway, we just robbed a liquor store
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November 15, 2025 at 7:16 AM
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ouroboreos
oh wow that’s crazy
oreos with bits of
of oreos. in them
Real Bits of Oreos
oreos with bits of
of oreos. in them
Real Bits of Oreos
November 13, 2025 at 10:13 PM
ouroboreos
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One year on, we must question the value of an apology made by a Government that refuses to listen and respond to the voices of survivors.
Every child, young person or adult placed in state or faith-based care should be protected from harm and given everything they need to thrive.
Every child, young person or adult placed in state or faith-based care should be protected from harm and given everything they need to thrive.
November 11, 2025 at 8:50 PM
One year on, we must question the value of an apology made by a Government that refuses to listen and respond to the voices of survivors.
Every child, young person or adult placed in state or faith-based care should be protected from harm and given everything they need to thrive.
Every child, young person or adult placed in state or faith-based care should be protected from harm and given everything they need to thrive.
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Forget "Defund the Police." Make "Fire everyone, make them all reapply for their jobs with industrial-grade background checks, and make the forensic accountants comfortable for the mother of all line audits" happen, you cowards. #nzpol
www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/jevon-mcs...
www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/jevon-mcs...
Police bosses ignored sex complaints against top cop, charged woman for 'revenge' emails instead
Suppressions fall away to reveal full story about the downfall of deputy police boss.
www.nzherald.co.nz
November 11, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Forget "Defund the Police." Make "Fire everyone, make them all reapply for their jobs with industrial-grade background checks, and make the forensic accountants comfortable for the mother of all line audits" happen, you cowards. #nzpol
www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/jevon-mcs...
www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/jevon-mcs...
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Share this to scare Brian Tamaki
November 8, 2025 at 6:52 AM
Share this to scare Brian Tamaki