Guy who teaches
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Bigger than RFK Jr and Epstein?
People will die, and are currently dying, because RFK was granted one of the most powerful megaphones in the country. Two people who could have thrown barriers in front of his climb decided not to; there's a sex scandal here but it is not the biggest scandal.
November 26, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Bigger than RFK Jr and Epstein?
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@edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social @celebrityhottub.bsky.social @jasonkirk.fyi
Help please
Help please
November 26, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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occurred to me that I just turned 39, meaning I am the same age Keith Olbermann was when Olivia Nuzzi was born. just leaving that thought out there
November 26, 2025 at 11:02 PM
occurred to me that I just turned 39, meaning I am the same age Keith Olbermann was when Olivia Nuzzi was born. just leaving that thought out there
It should be a crime for people to speak like they're from the South when in the Bay Area.
November 26, 2025 at 10:59 PM
It should be a crime for people to speak like they're from the South when in the Bay Area.
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Affluent-ish SFans whose knowledge of politics is all around a single issue like bike infrastructure or zoning, have no concept of how different politics is when you're on the side rich people don't like.
The thing about San Francisco is that most successful progressive supervisors are all “worked for a union, connected to community, deeply knowledgeable about how government works, extremely burned out” and the conservatives are all “I woke up here one day and was given $20M to be a puppet in office”
November 14, 2025 at 6:45 AM
Affluent-ish SFans whose knowledge of politics is all around a single issue like bike infrastructure or zoning, have no concept of how different politics is when you're on the side rich people don't like.
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The thing about San Francisco is that most successful progressive supervisors are all “worked for a union, connected to community, deeply knowledgeable about how government works, extremely burned out” and the conservatives are all “I woke up here one day and was given $20M to be a puppet in office”
November 14, 2025 at 6:19 AM
The thing about San Francisco is that most successful progressive supervisors are all “worked for a union, connected to community, deeply knowledgeable about how government works, extremely burned out” and the conservatives are all “I woke up here one day and was given $20M to be a puppet in office”
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In college, i had a friend who would now and then go buy a case of PBR, stick them all in a backback, and then just wander the library at night handing them out. He would simply say "study beer" and hand you one, even if you were a complete stranger. So don't tell me angels aren't real
They should invent a library that serves beers.
November 26, 2025 at 9:41 PM
In college, i had a friend who would now and then go buy a case of PBR, stick them all in a backback, and then just wander the library at night handing them out. He would simply say "study beer" and hand you one, even if you were a complete stranger. So don't tell me angels aren't real
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[going back to a hotel room with chaser obama] “See, when you said you were into drones…”
November 25, 2025 at 10:12 PM
[going back to a hotel room with chaser obama] “See, when you said you were into drones…”
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Honestly, I'm happy for him and wish it were me
November 26, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Honestly, I'm happy for him and wish it were me
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Thanksgiving sides, ranked:
1. Hot dogs
2. Chocolate eggs
3. Roast duck
4. Caviar
5. Hot dogs
6. Sour cream, but from the squeeze bag, not the plastic jar
7. Spaghetti
8. Plastic jar sour cream
9. Hot dogs
10. A tablespoon of Cinnamon
1. Hot dogs
2. Chocolate eggs
3. Roast duck
4. Caviar
5. Hot dogs
6. Sour cream, but from the squeeze bag, not the plastic jar
7. Spaghetti
8. Plastic jar sour cream
9. Hot dogs
10. A tablespoon of Cinnamon
November 26, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Thanksgiving sides, ranked:
1. Hot dogs
2. Chocolate eggs
3. Roast duck
4. Caviar
5. Hot dogs
6. Sour cream, but from the squeeze bag, not the plastic jar
7. Spaghetti
8. Plastic jar sour cream
9. Hot dogs
10. A tablespoon of Cinnamon
1. Hot dogs
2. Chocolate eggs
3. Roast duck
4. Caviar
5. Hot dogs
6. Sour cream, but from the squeeze bag, not the plastic jar
7. Spaghetti
8. Plastic jar sour cream
9. Hot dogs
10. A tablespoon of Cinnamon
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Even referring to this country as “America” was not common until Teddy Roosevelt, it was almost exclusively referred to as the United States by statesmen until then.
Coincidentally the shift by Teddy to say “America” coincides with our acquisitions of Puerto Rico, the Philippines, and Guam
Coincidentally the shift by Teddy to say “America” coincides with our acquisitions of Puerto Rico, the Philippines, and Guam
November 26, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Even referring to this country as “America” was not common until Teddy Roosevelt, it was almost exclusively referred to as the United States by statesmen until then.
Coincidentally the shift by Teddy to say “America” coincides with our acquisitions of Puerto Rico, the Philippines, and Guam
Coincidentally the shift by Teddy to say “America” coincides with our acquisitions of Puerto Rico, the Philippines, and Guam
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CDC website altered at Robert F. Kennedy's behest to reflect his belief that "all events depicted in the film Ghostbusters really happened."
November 26, 2025 at 6:10 PM
CDC website altered at Robert F. Kennedy's behest to reflect his belief that "all events depicted in the film Ghostbusters really happened."
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sunshine: comes from heaven, bright, warm, gives life too all
oil: a disgusting and poisonous black ichor that has to be sucked from the bowels of the earth, literally made of death
oil: a disgusting and poisonous black ichor that has to be sucked from the bowels of the earth, literally made of death
November 26, 2025 at 6:50 PM
sunshine: comes from heaven, bright, warm, gives life too all
oil: a disgusting and poisonous black ichor that has to be sucked from the bowels of the earth, literally made of death
oil: a disgusting and poisonous black ichor that has to be sucked from the bowels of the earth, literally made of death
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The rich keep getting richer. The poor keep getting poorer.
Nothing will change until we bring about a fundamental redistribution of wealth, ownership and power.
Nothing will change until we bring about a fundamental redistribution of wealth, ownership and power.
November 26, 2025 at 5:22 PM
The rich keep getting richer. The poor keep getting poorer.
Nothing will change until we bring about a fundamental redistribution of wealth, ownership and power.
Nothing will change until we bring about a fundamental redistribution of wealth, ownership and power.
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(Idly pushing some peas around my thanksgiving plate) “so ive been hearing a lot about yakubian devils lately…”
November 26, 2025 at 6:00 PM
(Idly pushing some peas around my thanksgiving plate) “so ive been hearing a lot about yakubian devils lately…”
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If you’re going to eat dry turkey with your relatives and acquaintances, you might as well regale them with trivia about the Epstein files. How many times is Harvard mentioned? How much did it cost taxpayers to get the emails redacted? How much DOES Larry Summers hate women?
✍️ @soleilho.com
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How to Shoehorn the Epstein Files Into Any Thanksgiving Dinner Conversation
Thanksgiving is for suckers. Here’s how to ruin it for everyone.
www.coyotemedia.org
November 26, 2025 at 4:59 PM
If you’re going to eat dry turkey with your relatives and acquaintances, you might as well regale them with trivia about the Epstein files. How many times is Harvard mentioned? How much did it cost taxpayers to get the emails redacted? How much DOES Larry Summers hate women?
✍️ @soleilho.com
✍️ @soleilho.com
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it should not be taken as a criticism of this comic, which is great, to say that it really should not have hit me as hard as it did
November 26, 2025 at 5:49 PM
it should not be taken as a criticism of this comic, which is great, to say that it really should not have hit me as hard as it did
Actuarial tables
What small, silly/delightful thing are you thankful for in 2025? (It has to be light, I'm gonna yell at you if you say "democracy" or something.)
November 26, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Actuarial tables
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Hey kids. I just talked to your bosses. They said you can knock off early. No don’t ask them. Close up shop. Pencils down. Hit the road. Safe travels and enjoy a piping hot cup of gravy. Also steal whatever office supplies you want on your way out. It’s cool. For real.
November 26, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Hey kids. I just talked to your bosses. They said you can knock off early. No don’t ask them. Close up shop. Pencils down. Hit the road. Safe travels and enjoy a piping hot cup of gravy. Also steal whatever office supplies you want on your way out. It’s cool. For real.
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Sad to see. The Holy See’s virulent anti-AI stance will hold the Church back as other religions continue to innovate. Praying the Pope adopts a grindset more compatible with the speed of the modern world
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
Even God Is Worried About ChatGPT
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
www.vulture.com
November 26, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Sad to see. The Holy See’s virulent anti-AI stance will hold the Church back as other religions continue to innovate. Praying the Pope adopts a grindset more compatible with the speed of the modern world
£6 is a steal for this.
November 26, 2025 at 7:11 PM
£6 is a steal for this.
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Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
Even God Is Worried About ChatGPT
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
www.vulture.com
November 26, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
Anyone know of a music teacher in San Francisco that works with kids on the autism spectrum? Specifically piano, drums, or guitar, but open minded to other instruments.
November 26, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Anyone know of a music teacher in San Francisco that works with kids on the autism spectrum? Specifically piano, drums, or guitar, but open minded to other instruments.
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Tina Turner on the Eiffel Tower — Peter Lindbergh, 1989
September 20, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Tina Turner on the Eiffel Tower — Peter Lindbergh, 1989